#hello adam

[gentlebliss]

some stuff I found on Pinterest for you

FOR ME? AWESOME

[mischiefmaverick]

Next week on Supernatural: Akward family reunion

[0-soara]

flashback to that time i watched my friend impulsively come out to his mom over text while at lunch

I'm talking about you adam. you trans little fucknugget

[bennymiles]

Say hello to adam. Adam is always ready to check out your wife when she comes into the New Hope Commons Walmart Supercenter where she can take advantage of the always low price of 2.59 for Lotrimin Topical. Hello adam!

[bennymiles]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Unkle Adams. The genius is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of human emotions and marketing, most of Adam's work will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Adam's optomistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs and vlogs, to realise that they're not just inspiring- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Unkle Adam truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the DEPTH in Adam's existential catchphrase "Live life with PURPOSE" which itself is a reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Father's and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons from Original Posting scratching their heads in confusion as Chris Adam's genius wit unfolds itself through his lyrics and spoken words. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Unkle Adam TATTOO. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[histrionicdaisy]

@lynchhes one q? Rl quick Is it appropriate 4 me 2 fancast the same people for Adam Parrish & Russ Cadere Thx

[andaisq]

have reached The Weird Part Of Eva

[the-doctors-sexiest-companion]

it's 80 fucking degrees rn, i've died and gone to heaven !!!  hmmm heaven isn't supposed to be this warm is it? .... waiT A MINUTE.