Tom Wilson and Michael Latta for the ship thing please?
This one is so sad now! Whatever, I’m basing this on them probably still living together this summer and for all summers in the future, it’s fine.
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Tom did, and he has absolutely no shame. What, it’s not like they use the microwave for anything else, no. (Also, to my anon who ask: these are peeps, and this is what happens when you put peeps in the microwave).
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Latts. To be fair, their cat probably spends most of his time under the bed or in the wardrobe, just chilling out like a cat, so they sometimes forget the little dude is even in the bedroom.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Latts. But Willy gets him back by posting endearing photos on instagram and by tweeting about Latts’ love for The Bachelor.
who breaks the most phones: Willy. He’s constantly leaving his phone on the ping pong table and just leaving it there when he plays. Like a moron.
who dies first: Willy. He’s an idiot, of course he goes first.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: Latts. And he whines about it, but does nothing to help the situation at all.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: They’re both awful about this. Latts thinks he can be romantic, which is just a lie, and Willy thinks he can rap.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Tom. This shouldn’t be a surprise, he’s a monster. He tries to sleep on top of Latts, okay, and Latts likes to be able to actually breathe while he sleeps. Get off and get out, Tom.
who uses the computer most: They’re not on a physical computer often, but they’re both definitely all over their social media accounts from their phones. All the time. Except during sex.
