#hello princessa

[marvelouslyemily]

Pietro: Hello, princessa. Uh, Listen—

Y/N (suddenly nervous and sweaty): Uhm, hello?

Wanda: Play nice, Pietro.

Pietro: What Wanda? What do you mean?

Wanda: Isn’t it obvious? You are trying to make her swoon with your words, especially if you are calling her “princessa”. Don’t make her uncomfortable, she’s new.

Pietro: Oh my darling sister… I’m not hitting on her. I was trying to tell her that she has toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

Y/N (even more flustered): Great. That’s fantastic.