marvelously riddikulus! ͛

accio social skills & my favorite fictional characters pls☜ || shit posts & incorrect quotes are my specialty

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I now present to you…

Peter Parker and friends in a breakout room

far from home au

*enters breakout room*

Peter: Hey guys. Did anyone hear what Mr. Harrington wanted us to do?

Ned: No, I thought you did.

Peter: No dude, I told you I would be busy with- (realizing Betty & MJ are in Zoom) with stuff.

Betty: Well, it’s a good thing I’m here. He wants us to discuss the difference between meiosis and mitosis.

Peter: Oh okay, thanks Betty.

MJ: Meiosis results in four sex cells and mitosis results in two identical daughter calls.

Ned: Sex cells?

Peter: Wow MJ, I’m surprised you knew all that. That’s really cool.

MJ: We literally learned about it earlier in class today Parker.

Peter: Oh, yea, right. Haha sorry.

Ned: Did you just say sex cells?

Betty: Yes, she did.

MJ: Yes Ned. Sex cells. They’re also called gametes. Like eggs or sperm.

Ned & Betty: Ew…

Ned & Betty: AW, BABE! JINX!

Ned: You owe me a soda!

Betty: You owe me your cute little face when I see you this weekend!

Peter: …

MJ: …

*Mr. Harrington pops into breakout room*

Mr. Harrington: Hey everyone, how’s it going? Having a riveting conversation about cell production yet?

Peter: Yes Mr. Harrington, we’re doing fine, thank you.

Mr. Harrington: Fantastic, Peter! Glad to hear it. Anyone care to tell me the difference between meiosis and mitosis?

Ned: Uhh, one produces sex cells?

Mr. Harrington: Yes, Ned. Good observation. Which one produces the sex cells and how many do they make?

MJ: Meiosis produces 4 sex cells. And mitosis produces 2 identical daughter cells.

Mr. Harrington: Always on top of it, Michelle. You’re all lucky to have Ms. Jones in your group.

Peter: Yea… thanks MJ.

Mr. Harrington: No need to drool, Mr. Parker.

Peter: I was not!

Betty: Oh, you totally were.

MJ: *blushes*

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Yelena: So basically, then I became best child assassin in the world, yada yada yada, and was still an assassin under mind control until recently.

Bucky: Wow. Do you feel like you can’t control your own mind sometimes?

Yelena: Yes. That’s exactly how I feel.

Bucky: Don’t worry. I do too.

Yelena: Really?

Bucky: Yea... but maybe we can help each other trust ourselves again.

Yelena: I’d like that...

Y/N (sniffling in the background): AW, this is so cute! You two were like- MADE for each other!

Yelena (gets out gun & points it at Y/N): Who are you and why are you listening to our conversation???

Y/N: Don’t worry hun, I’m a secret admirer. *wink*

Bucky: ...

Yelena: ...

Y/N: Also, your hair looks fabulous.

Bucky & Yelena (simultaneously): Thank you.

Yelena: I think they were talking to me.

Bucky: I don’t know, I’m pretty sure that was to me. Have you seen my hair today?

Y/N (walking away while smirking to themselves): The perfect getaway.

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A Stitch in Time Masterlist

Summary: Somethings only come once in a lifetime. You get once chance, before it slips from your grasp…

When family heirlooms turn up, Bucky Barnes is brought back into a painful nostalgia. Beautiful memories of his youth with his best friend Steve Rogers, and lost love Y/N L/N. All of the things he had hoped for in his life had completely passed him by. Or so he thought before fate intervenes.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Status: WIP, last updated September 7, 2021

Series Playlist

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deep in my soul i just know that mr. incredible and elastigirl probably hated each other for a long time until they eventually fell in passionate love and the rest is history & that helps me sleep at night

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TREVOR SLATTERY’S CAMEO IN SHANG CHI CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD BUT I WAS KINDA INTO IT?

i think i was happy to see a familiar face but also like WHO thought of this and who let them roll with it all the way to the finished product

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marvel women must have good pussy because both christine palmer & ying li respectively drove what if? episode 4’s doctor strange & shang chi’s xu wenwu into madness and destruction simply by loving them

if that’s not pussy power then idk what is

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no because i finally just saw Shang-Chi and i would sell my soul (lol, to the dweller-in-the-darkness i suppose) to be with Xu Wenwu

man is a

DILF

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been a dick? cum on her back.

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Rocket: How much for those gorgeous eyes of yours?

Y/N: I know it’s been a long day, but I think a raccoon is hitting on me.

Natasha: That’s the raccoon that sends me emails.

Rocket: Oh please, you wish I was hitting on you. I asked how much your eyes cost. I want to buy them off of you.

Y/N: WHAT

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Pietro: Hello, princessa. Uh, Listen—

Y/N (suddenly nervous and sweaty): Uhm, hello?

Wanda: Play nice, Pietro.

Pietro: What Wanda? What do you mean?

Wanda: Isn’t it obvious? You are trying to make her swoon with your words, especially if you are calling her “princessa”. Don’t make her uncomfortable, she’s new.

Pietro: Oh my darling sister… I’m not hitting on her. I was trying to tell her that she has toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

Y/N (even more flustered): Great. That’s fantastic.

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Fuck ur zodiac signs what are the first five tags that pop up on ur liked songs playlist on spotify

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What If…? episode 4 was so intense…..

like….

i just sat there after it ended.

the things one does for love.

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LMAO i love that we all thought Dr. Strange would be PISSED at Wanda and Loki & that fucker is wearing a hoodie under the cloak of levitation and making balloon animals out of the sacred timeline for spidey in place of a men in black neuralyzer bc he doesn’t want the public to know who he is.

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watching “What If…?” is such a mindfuck, i love all of the little MCU easter eggs and play on phrases like when Bucky said to Peggy: “You almost ripped my arm off!” at first i just sat there and then i was like:

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Y/N: Sooo, why does he do that?

*Dr. Strange going through millions of realities in 1 second*

Tony: He’s a wizard. We don’t question it.

Peter: I questioned it once and I woke up 5 years later after the Blip.

Y/N: Oh.

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Drax:

John Cena:

Quill: They are both so still, it’s as if they’re not even there.

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Tony: I don’t think you quite understand that

I. Am. Iron man.

Baskin Robbins employee: I don’t think you quite understand that I. Don’t. Care. Just because you’re a superhero doesn’t mean we’ll name a flavor after you like Ben and Jerry’s did. Please leave the establishment if you’re not going to buy anything, sir. I don’t get paid enough for this…

Tony: What if I give you $10,000?

Baskin Robbins employee: Okay so I was thinking of either Starkberries and Cream or Tony Spumoni