#hells paradise x reader

[southside-otaku]

Yamada Asaemon Shion! Who’s felt you in the courtyard many times under the cherry blossoms and wishes he could see it with his eyes…

Bf! Shion who is more than just his title to you, he’s your friend, your boyfriend, and your comfort.

Bf! Shion who comes home traumatized from the island of Hell to be wrapped in your arms, his safety, his home

Fiancé! Shion who lives with you and Nurugai in a new small town. He loves hearing you two be together and happy, it’s like his own family.

Fiancé! Shion who has since decided to live life without regrets and thoroughly tries to show you the upmost love and respect more than before.

Fiancé! Shion who shows you a new side of him sexually, one you had not expected but were so happy to oblige.

Husband! Shion who shows off his little wife through town but fucks you like a beast in heat at night.

“All men are either beasts or thieves…or thieving beasts, in fact.” Was what he said right? Well he was indeed right, the way he ravishes you and takes your breath away with every. single. thrust.

[artisanalcookies]

pairing

yamada asaemon shugen x tensen!reader

contains:

veryyyy slight masochism, riding, eating out, fingering, p in v, messy kissing, neck snapping, graphic descriptions

wc . 900

a/n:

i finished writing this minutes after i watched ep4 of hells paradise s2 ^_^ apologies i havent read the manga so excuse if this isn't how he'd act usually!! i really like the idea of reader being the tensen ehehe aaand this fic is heavily inspired by ep 3.

he was so mean.

you hiccuped, tears streaming down your cheeks as his fingers kept up their relentless pace inside you. he knelt in-between your shaking thighs, his mouth covered with your juices. his free hand cupped your breast, groping them while a finger pressed down on your nipple - wrenching a wrecked moan from your throat.

"hhhngh… sthoop it." despite your slurred protests, your back arched off the bed, fingers curling as you gripped the sheets. the other tensen weren't rough with you - he was a stark difference, besides the fact he was a human.

"you wanted to replenish your tao. stop complaining." he bit down particularly hard on your clit, making you scream from a mixture of pain and pleasure. it was true. when you found him it instantly piqued your interest, you'd never seen a tensen be able to transform their tao - let alone a human, so doing bochu jutsu with him could deepen your research infinitely.

he pulled his two fingers out of you with a sickening pop, messily smearing the taste of you all over his tongue. it was almost angering - that same resting scowl on his face, even as he made you watch him lick those fingers clean.

"ride me."

you panted underneath his sharp gaze, sniffling as you propped up your shaky body onto your elbows. "charming." he moved so quickly it almost dazed you as he had you straddling lap, shugen's back hit the headboard with a dull thud as he looked expectantly up at you. your free hand moved underneath his robes - trailing along the firmness of his chest whilst your gaze flickered down. you leaned in, breath lingering over his lips before a sharp yank of your hair stopped you. he'd stopped you from kissing him? shugen let out a 'tch' sound, and his hair twisted his hand in your hair so tightly it made you wince.

"i don't kiss monsters." he hissed out - and you barely had time to respond before a loud snap echoed in the room. he'd snapped your neck? your head twisted back round, vines trailing back underneath. "you're cruel." the whites of your eyes turned to that familiar black, irises going a deep shade of red. "bochu jutsu requires total cooperation." you swiped your thumb across his bottom lip before purposely licking it, slowly. "so for this to be effective, i'd like a kiss."

his frown deepened, and he pulled you forward with the hand still entwined in your hair. shugen kissed you with a surging intensity - your tongues both moving sloppily against each other before your eyes shot wide open. he pulled back - spitting something out before wiping his bottom lip, that bastard. you opened up your mouth - vines surging as your tongue reformed, you licked the blood off of your mouth, eyes narrowing. "would it kill you to be gentle?"

he scoffed, his hands wrapped under your thighs as he pulled you down against his clothed lap - purposely grinding you against his semi-hard dick. when your eyes flickered back up to meet his, shugen's face had taken on a slight flush. "if we both have to co-operate, then ride me." a smile graced your lips before you gave a small nod. "lift your hips for me." his hands hurriedly pulled his loose pants down before they settled on your waist - slamming you down onto his cock.

you gave a small gasp, your hands trailing over your abdomen - faintly taking note of the tao he radiated, now nestled inside you. being a tensen meant perfection - even in moments like these. so feeling each vein tug deliciously at your walls, the slight left-curve of the tip of his dick and the fatness of his cockhead - stretching you out was so unusual. so…. interesting. your train of thought was interrupted when shugen thrusted up into you , his eyes focused solely on how your tits bounced riiiight infront of him.

"wow. humans really are unique creatures." you muttered under your breath whilst your hips moved slowly - using his cock freely. he sucked in a breath - letting out a low hiss as his nails dug into the un-marred skin of your hips. the tip of his cock repeatedly slammed into your cervix - making you throw your head back in pure bliss. "amazing…" shugen bucked up into you erratically, constantly chasing the warmth of your perfect pussy. the shoulder of his clothing fell loose, and you ran your nails across the firm muscle of his chest. the human body was so pleasing, and it made you only more eager for him to finish.

you rode him carefully - almost like a doll that was on the verge on breaking. but shugen didn't care, he still fucked into you with all of his focus - he was so serious despite being balls deep inside of you. each hit of his cockhead against your aching womb was like a bruising kiss that drove you closer and closer to the brink. shugen let out a soft exhale against your chest - the warmth of it making you let out a breathy laugh. with a final shudder - he buried himself to the hilt and painted the walls of your womb white. your eyes widened, thighs twitching from the sheer amount of force his release had exerted. the sounds of obscene skin against skin were silenced before you rocked his head against your chest - tenderly brushing his hair out of the way.

"amazing…i knew your tao would be marvellous."

[chai-writes-stuff]

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my ko-fi! | ao3

[sleepingdeath-superlight]

random fluff hcs ; hell’s paradise

‘random fluff hcs for some characters from the hell’s paradise anime’

gabimaru / sagiri / shion / yuzuriha x gender neutral ! reader insert

gabimaru

he is an extremely loyal partner and won’t even consider entertaining anyone who tries to flirt with him or convince him to leave you. he even goes as far as repeatedly referring to himself as ‘a taken man’ just to drive the point home as much as possible

more of a listener than a talker and is more than happy to sit down and listen to you vent and gush and rant about whatever is on your mind — in fact it’s his favourite way to relax after a long day of being ‘the hollow’ (or of working in general after he gets home and gets pardoned)

doesn’t use pet names for the most part, but will very occasionally call you something like ‘sweetheart’ if he’s in an exceptionally sentimental mood for whatever reason — e.g. when he was finally able to get home to you as a free man after weeks spent apart

you’re the only one who can genuinely make him smile or laugh and he adores you for it — it’s why he’s so protective over you, because you’re the light of his life and he can’t bear the thought of losing you

he’s a very chaste kisser and while he won’t do it himself, he will usually indulge you if you happen to be a lip chaser — just not (for long) when he actually has to be somewhere very soon

if there are any chores around the house that you just cannot stand for whatever reason, gabimaru will pick them in a heartbeat — and you don’t even have to tell him that you hate taking out the bins or doing the washing up, he’s perceptive enough to notice on his own and he’ll do them for you without a word

sagiri

her favourite place to kiss you is your hands — your palms, your fingertips, your knuckles, your wrists, etc. — and she tends to stick to pretty brief and chaste kisses both in public and in private (she has an image and a reputation to uphold, after all)

sagiri tends to stick to more traditional pet names when talking to you in private — like ‘sweetheart’, ‘darling’, ‘dear’, ‘my love’, and so on — but when around others she usually just calls you your first name

very encouraging and supportive of you as she knows what it’s like to pursue a lifestyle that those around you don’t think you’re suited to — and even when she can’t physically be by your side in the moment she makes it abundantly clear before and after just how immensely proud she is of you

she has a very traditional approach to courting and dating you, which involves taking things very slowly compared to how others her age might do things — so unless you want to wait a few months for your first kiss, you’ll need to be the one to initiate (which will catch her off guard and fluster her, but she’ll appreciate and enjoy nonetheless)

she will occasionally try her hand at joking around and making puns in order to get you to laugh — and while she’s not as naturally humorous as shion is, she’s still pretty good at it

sagiri is probably one of the best people to go to when you’re feeling upset or low for whatever reason as she excels at offering assurance, comfort, and even advice sometimes — and as her lover she’s never going to turn you away if you come to her for anything like that

shion

loves to make you laugh and will take any and every chance to joke around with you — sometimes about his blindness, and occasionally about things unrelated to it (though the jokes themselves are equally corny in that same endearing sort of way)

trusts you immensely and doesn’t get jealous, but can tell when you’re starting to feel threatened and uncomfortable and will step in to remove you from a situation without hesitation if he needs to

after returning home from the island, he will occasionally enlist nurugai’s help in choosing and preparing gifts from you — using her as his eyes to help pick the most brightly coloured flowers or the clothes with the nicest pattern (situations where he knows roughly what he’s looking for but could use a bit of extra help just to make sure he gets the perfect thing for you)

touches your face and hands a lot to the point where it’s more of a habit than a conscious thing he does — it started out as him just casually learning and memorising your features and just being affectionate but after the ordeal he faced on the island he finds himself reaching for you more often than not

he talked about you a lot to others in the expedition party (after the ordeal with the tensen when he felt he could trust them, that is) and his loyalty towards and fondness for you was something that he and gabimaru bonded over (in their own way)

loyal to a fault and would throw himself onto his own blade before he let you get hurt on his watch

yuzuriha

she never stops flirting with you no matter how long you two have been together — in fact she seems to get better and better at pushing your buttons and flustering you with each week that goes by. she also flirted with you a lot before you were an item, but back then it was difficult to tell whether or not she was being genuine because of her history…

self care dates are an absolute must, especially when she comes back from that island or when she’s been out all day working and has overused her technique to the point where she feels all exhausted and gross — in other words, she loves it when you pamper her and she enjoys being able to do the same to you

you are the only person she’d put her life on the line to protect — as well as someone she is absolutely terrified of losing (even if she usually plays it off or pretends that she doesn’t have this fear at all when pressed by others)

whenever you’re injured or sick, yuzuriha becomes both very doting and very stern about your recovery — or, rather, stern by her usual standards. she’ll still keep you entertained and in a good mood, but she’s also not going to let you get away with not taking your medicine or missing a checkup because she absolutely refuses to take any chances with you or your health

she doesn’t talk openly about her family, but she has stated a few times (in quiet, solemn, private moments) that she believes her sister would have loved you

very appreciative of any compliments or praise you send her way — and while words of affirmation isn’t her main love language it’s definitely up there for her

[blehbluhblahh]

Why are there literally zero hell’s paradise fanfics. I NEED CHOBEI FANFICS NEOWWWW

[khaoslightwood]

𝐷𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 ➫ a (not so) mini series

Yamada Asaemon Shugen - Hell’s Paradise

• Before all, banish all thoughts of romancing him as a criminal. Whether you are one or you’re sadly related to one, he’ll show no mercy and eliminate you. No, he will not abandon his morals for love; only fools would think so.

• 𝐷𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 never having to worry about your dreams or career being stepped on by misogynistic patriarchy. Shugen would never let such witless behaviour affect your life. You are capable of far more than some men, in his opinion. He will make sure you get the treatment you deserve.

• 𝐷𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 surprisingly having to rely on your instinct quite a lot in his presence. While he does make a show of his emotions, he is undoubtedly unpredictable. While he is intense, he tries his best to relax in your presence. Just give him patience while he adjusts.

• 𝐷𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 worrying every time he’s on missions outside of normal asaemon work. While his strength is exceptional, who knows what could happen in this unpredictable world. But he pays special attention, trying to send you letters when he’s far away.

• 𝐷𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 knowing marriage will be brought upon you early on. Not just because of the social norms, but because he falls deeply and goes fast in his relationships.

• 𝐷𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 having to refrain from showing affection outside but having a big teddy bear in private. He’s the type to sleep on top of you and hold your waist whenever he can. If it were only his opinion, he would kiss you for hours without stopping to breath. Would that kill him? Yes, but he’s willing to do it nonetheless.

2026 © khaoslightwood

[clover-writes-things]

Thinking about sex pollen trope with Yamada Asaemon Shion. Like the pollen drains your tao and he can clearly see it dwindling and you both know the only way heal it is bochu jutsu

[omniprescent]

Joining a new fandom just for it to be dead as hell 😞