#hellsing asks

[cry-ptidd]

I’m very curious, is laura a fluffy werewolf or a shorthair werewolf 👀

Fluffy as hell

[crownth3w1tch]

ok hey i don’t know if ur limited to oc questions, but can you spill some hcs u have for jan? tyty 🥳

I can ABSOLUTELY list off some of my personal Jan hcs~

While Jan and Luke both are from the Northern states (I imagine it being at least somewhere around the east coast given their accents in the manga), I hc both Jan and Luke to be mixed race, Jan in particular being hispanic/black, I'd like to think that his father was Dominican. Luke is just-- Extremely pale due to albinism. Luke and Jan have different dads, but the same mother. To follow up, I their mother was... Not great. She was honestly a druggie who would rather lay on the couch and be a whore than take care of her children in any way. It left Luke to be the primary caregiver of Jan at such a young age.

As a kid, while he was extremely smart-- He just chose not to apply himself in school. The man never slept, so he'd always fall asleep in class, but SOMEHOW kept up with the rest of the kids up until he said fuck it and dropped out.

Jan's full name is Janivan... Don't ask why his mother chose this name, not even she knows. He hates it and thinks it's the lamest thing, so he shortens it to Jan.... (But of course, my OC Marie loves his name~ But she's the only one allowed to say it.)

Jan is a dirty, DIRTY cishet-- (And on PRIDE MONTH?! Smh) Sorry folks, but it's okay, Luke makes up for it by being so gay for Alucard that it hurts-- I like trans Jan hcs too though~

Jan did ALL of his piercings himself, including... The ones downstairs. He's got a prince albert and jacob's ladder. You're welcome.

Underneath his clothes, he's COVERED in tattoos from the neck, down. Everything from professional work to a stick and poke, some he's even done himself despite not being much of an artist. There's no real theme to his tattoos either, it's all seemingly random things he just wanted to get on himself.

He's got "WAR DOG" tatted on his neck, which I should design one day bc that's one of my favorites.

The type of music he listens to is more on the heavy side, metal, hip hop, techno-- His top 5 favorite artists would probably be Static-X (KoRn used to be top 5 until Static-X), Snoop Dogg, Insane Clown Posse, Cradle of Filth, and Cypress Hill. He'll give all music a try at least once though, even if he doesn't think he'll like it.

Jan is actually HIGHLY skilled with computers, scarily so. Keep in mind that the setting is 1999 and the things he's capable of doing with a computer is no joke. One would think Luke would be the smart one with technology, however... He's like a grandma when it comes to these things. He needs to be told that deleting system 32 isn't going to fix the internet connection...

Jan has done just about every drug you could imagine, but his favorites tend to be cocaine and that good ol' mary j.

I have a Jan Valentine spotify playlist of songs that remind me of him or that I think he'd listen to-- https://open.spotify.com/playlist/44uYKXOolct2p3WmnlChzr?si=91f55b49e9d3401e

And I think that's all my teeny wittle brain can take for now~ <3 Please don't be afraid to ask me more hcs abt Hellsing characters bc I do have a handful for some of the characters-- Although, I have more of those for Luke and Jan specifically. I can't help it-- I love the story I created around these two losers.

[neet0]

Since Alucard is a blood knight, what kind of significant others would he be romantically compatible with?

Alucard is attracted to people with strong convictions and a strong will. Whoever he’s with has grand visions, firm beliefs, and the courage to make it all happen. They are most definitely not afraid of him. He’s not only looking for a partner, he’s looking for someone to take his muzzle off when they believe strongly enough in something to make that brutal decision.

It’s worth noting I HC him as mostly disinterested in romantic pursuits, but it could happen for the right one. He is tough to impress and tougher to win the allegiance of, but once you’ve got it, you’ve got it for better or for worse.

[cry-ptidd]

Does Alucard wear anything else outside of his red duster and suit get-up? I mean he has his knight armor, gimp suit, and that really fancy suit he dressed up in while he was in Rio but what else is there?

Some Alus that aren’t dressed like victorian king size beds

[cry-ptidd]

Ok so u know how predatory pets bring live prey animals into the house. Do Laura or Alucard do that to Integra at the estate while she's trying to meet with people over serious business?

(Yes, this is inspired by a true story. No, I have not yet found where the chipmunk ran.)

Now i doubt they would bring LIVE prey because these two are killing machines and they both get scolded if they spook the guests too bad, but they absolutely do that thing where a cat brings its owner a dead mouse. Except instead of a mouse it’s a still-pulsating pile of gore and viscera and they plop it on integra’s nice carpet

[cry-ptidd]

So what does Laura think of Seras when she finally becomes a true vampire and Integra after she loses her eye? How do the dynamics between them change after millennium is defeated?

Laura : I don’t trust any of you. I’m here for my own gain. I don’t get attached to people.

Also Laura : Sir that’s my emotional support gay niece

[cry-ptidd]

Hey what is laura's relationship with the Hellsing characters like?

[cry-ptidd]

Since it's open season on questions:

What is it like for teggy with two dogs? Do Laura and Basker-card play fetch? How do doggy play dates with Mill's Cap go?

How do the folks in the hellsing manor cope with all the shed fur?

Does the Vatican have a dog? Is it like big scary Anderson with a Maltese or something?

I'm sorry I love dogs lmao. Poor Schrodinger being the only cat representation.