Hey there hope you’re doing well just wondering what kind of jobs do you think the characters of hellsing have in a normal life?
Ayoo here's a collection of silly ideas from the Hellsing Discord mostly (and some scraps of my last braincells):
Alucard teaches history and is obsessed with wars specifically. Infodumps about brutal facts a concerningly amount.
Anderson would be either a librarian, a kindergarden teacher every parent feels mildly intimidated by (but the kids love him very much), or a theology professor.
Seras would be a personal trainer or a bodyguard that always gets underestemated until she kicks their butt.
Integra was supposed to inherit her father's business but became a lawyer that specializes in enforcing human rights.
Walter is an undercover agent that works as a butler to unveil Arthur's massive tax fraud.
Pip is a temp worker that's talented with everything but still can't keep a job for two weeks straight because of his attitude.
Maxwell becomes one of those redpill influencers that sells bullshit to his naive followers and makes thirst edits of himself.
Heinkel gives classes for material arts or sports.
Yumie would be a school counselor or a nurse with an open ear for everyone.
Jan and Luke own the club they had in Hellsing Gonzo. Jan ends up in prison often but his brother somehow always bails him out.
The Captain is an ex-soldier with a lot of confirmed kills. Retires to become a dog-walker or work in an animal shelter.
The Major would either be an evil CEO or the leader of a cult-like commune that claims they don't fit into today's society (definetly commits felonies either way).
The Doc would be a chef, a fashion designer, or one of those surgeons with questionable PHD that offers body modification operations in his basement.
Rip writes dark romance novels that sell surprisingly well with the booktok girlies (we all know her Tumblr would be fire).
Zorin is a tattoo artist with a side business on etsy (she scams people by selling fake magic stuff).
Dandy has no job, he literally scams people with gambling and card tricks.
