#helluvaxhazbin

[countlessrealities]

@helluvaxhazbin sent: "I'm pretty surprised that you aren't in charge of things. Out of the three of you you're obviously the most capable. The other two seem to be well idiots." (Alastor for Velvette)

Deep down, Velvette knew that spending time with the Radio Demon, behind Vox's back among the other things, wasn't the wisest idea. She had seen how the deer freak was constantly trying to get under the TV demon's skin, to rile up him and make him act even more erratically than he did already.

In that sense, Alastor's words about her being the most capable out of the three of them rang true. She was the less self-absorbed and more observant, and that allowed her to catch on much more quickly than her two companions. The fact that she very so often decided not to intervene and keep minding her own business was another story.

Their current situation was no exception to the rule. She had noticed, but she had decided to let Vox deal with his crap, to let him play whatever twisted game he and Alastor had going on since...forever. Their weird ass tension didn't concern her, even if she did agree with Valentine that they should just fuck already.

Or, at least, it hadn't been her concern until it had started to upset the balance in their trio. That was when she had realised that she needed to do something.

"Have you considered that maybe it's a choice on my part?" She argued, looking up to shoot him a glance before she focused back on the nail polish she was applying on her toes. "Could I be in charge? If I tried hard enough, yeah, but why bother? I have Vox do all the boring shit and I still get to do what I want."

For the most part, at least. He could be suffocating at times and there had been times when she had been forced to do things she loathed because he had told her to.

"Being the boss and having power aren't the same thing. You can pull the strings without needing to be in charge."

She shrugged, applying the last layer. She took a moment to stare at her handywork. Perfect. Maybe she could made red the star shade of next season.

"You know, for someone who doesn't care about our brand, you have a lot of opinions when it comes to it," she added then, in a casual tone, but her eyes were studying him attentively. "So...and mind you, it's just an idea..."

She grabbed a brush and moved to kneel on the mattress, behind the spot Alastor was currently taking up on her bed.

"Why not get in a position where you can officially make changes? I know that this whole prisoner act must have a reason behind it..." Whichever it was, she didn't have the faintest. "But if you asked, V would let you join. As an equal and nor as some...frustrating chew toy, or whatever you're supposed to be."

She had been pondering it for a while. Was it dangerous to voice it to Alastor? Most likely, but to hell with that. It wasn't like she could have taken the decision herself. Besides, it could have been an ideal solution. She had discovered that she liked the red bastard more than she could have ever guessed. He was a mean gossiping bitch and he was funny.

"He's crazy about you." With a hum, she started to brush his hair, carefully keeping away from his ears. She had noticed that he didn't like it when someone touched them. "You could get away with everything. Sweet talk him into supporting any sort of project of yours. Even that tacky Hotel you like so much."

A little smirk opened on her lips, eyes flashing with a hint of malice now that he couldn't see her face. He wasn't the only one capable of playing mind games.

"Would it be much easier to have him working for your goals than having us standing in your way?"

[damnedrainbows]

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The methodical but gentle cobalt claws that ran along his back slowly stopped his quivering and his sharp intakes of breath, as he researched out his tiny fist and clung to the fabric of the overlord’s overcoat. He was not normally so clingy, but he was frightened and in pain.

“That wretched deer…” he sniffled out into Vox’s coat. “I can see why you hate him so much.”

@helluvaxhazbin

[burning-fcols]

✧   「   @helluvaxhazbin   」   ✧  - Continued from ★  

「 ☆ 」 Breathing a sigh that he hadn't even realized he was holding, puffed cheeks deflate to be replaced by a relieved smile. ❝ O-Oh... Yeah, that's heh- probably more my speed. ❞ As embarrassing as it is to admit— considering what an expert Abel is on the topic, practice and time making perfect —he didn't have much confidence in his ability to cleanly handle even one drag. While he's still bound to make a fool of himself in front of the other man when it comes time to try, at least he has a bit longer to keep what little dignity Abel might think he has.

And he won't be going into it completely blind, able to think back to however these gummies are bound to make him feel.

Forcing down a shudder when fingertips brush across his palm to deposit the gummies, he thickly swallows through a flustered smile. Abel's touch is always so warm... and Peter's face never fails to respond in kind with a blossom of heat itself. ❝ Thank you. ❞ He politely chirps before popping the colorful candies into his mouth. Were it anyone else, he'd be concerned about it being a trick. Some means of getting him to act ridiculously under the false assumption he's ❛ high ❜ , just so they could mock him afterward. But this is Abel, so there's nothing but trust as he swallows.

❝ Alright. ❞ He says with a clap of his hands, settling back on the couch— sinking into the plush cushion —as he settles in to wait. ❝ Guess there's nothing to do but sit here and wait... ❞ Looking over at Abel, he lightly kicks his legs, hands resting politely on his lap, ❝ Honestly, I'm actually pretty excited~ I've always wondered what this would feel like. ❞ There has to be a reason Abel is constantly partaking in the feeling. 「 ☆ 」

[isuckatwritingsobenice]

Saw your writers block post and wanted to make a request

Vox x water! Reader

Like, the reader themselfs are made of water

This is I believe the first time I write for Vox so it might not be the best! This account has been deactivated for a bit but I’m back so :))

nav!

Vox x Water! Reader

For starters, you two meet at a fountain, and you quite literally scare the shit out of Vox

he was walking around trying to find something to do, he had gotten bored and annoyed by Valentino

so he saw you sitting by the fountain in a plaza and couldn’t tell if you were a machine or an actual sinner

he ended up throwing a coin through you to see, and when you glared at him he felt stupid

cue you shouting his ear off in front of a bunch of other demons, all of which laughed at Vox who surprisingly didn’t argue with you

he knew he was in the wrong

he ends up apologizing, like a lot, and your taken aback by this because weren’t you just yelling at him like, .5 seconds ago???

he offers to take you for lunch, though he isn’t sure what you could really eat since you know… your water-

he decides to let you pick where to eat, that way he doesn’t wrack his brain trying to figure out what you could eat

when you two do go for lunch, he actually gets really nervous, and is trying his hardest not to brag about everything he does, being an overlord and stuff

you can tell he’s nervous and it’s like of cute how nervous he is

the lunch date goes good, and you joke when you can see him again, saying you’ll give him water damage if he never calls you back

he’s actually scared

but he says he’d really like to see you again

his favorite thing about you is how your blush is just two bubbles, which makes him laugh considering it’s so obvious when your blushing

he also likes that you can basically fit anywhere and can do anything, literally plop onto the floor if you want too

it’s also something that scares him

[botanikos]

hc + tail feathers

Send me hc + a word of your choosing and I’ll write a headcanon relating to that word! ☆

Or send hc + two words and I’ll try and come up with one that links those two things together!

When Stolas was smaller, he would semi-frequently trip on his own tail feathers. Each and every time, he would become upset. Occasionally it was mild frustration, other times he would simply cry. It wasn't because he was genuinely hurt, but more so out of embarrassment and/or already being overwhelmed. He would often seek comfort from "Nana" (Adelaide, the imp who frequently tended to him when he was an owlet) who would, of course, give him a treat and soothe his fussing. Though, not without also reminding him to walk, instead of running around and being so reckless.

[daiaskuldt12]

𝘼𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍  Oye ¿Y si... sintonizas bien? -𝘑𝘢𝘫𝘢𝘫𝘢- Yo soy Alastor. El mismísimo demonio de la RADIO Mi estadía en el infierno es un REGALO. En mi presencia puedes sintoniza ~ Tu estilo con mi estética VINTAGE!

[tifflovesanimeandbands]

Helluva Boss episode 6 spoilers without context

[calebron]

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 ❤ -- @helluvaxhazbin

" Been a while since you came around here ~ " Caleb mused, taking another drag from his cigarette before flicking it into a puddle.

--- " How's it goin', Stolas? "