Sep 29, 2023
Another day, another liver spent.
Heracles was supposed to come over and clock this evil bird for me, but he had to reschedule due to something involving his ‘12 Labours’. Sounds convincing. More likely he’s at home rewatching Troy on Netflix for the umpteenth time. He just loves that Brad Pitt. I wonder if I’ve got a real friend in the world anymore. Even the humans don’t reach out since I got them the whole fire thing. Maybe I’ll join Reddit or something. I need community!!