Tf2 HeavyMedic headcanons
Slight NSFW towards the end!!
Both think “I can fix him” and both are wrong
Medic simply adores Heavy from day one because of his impeccable build. Wants to dissect him soo bad
The giggle before flirting stage “aren’t you just a perfect specimen” “How much tranquilizer does it take to knock you out??”
After while and the team is a little collective with social rules and hierarchy (I smell another anthropology study coming) and they get along fine
Heavy and Medic naturally get on well and never really argue. The worst was when Scout knocked a baseball through the window and scattered their chess pieces, but they were a unified front so win?
Heavy does think Medic is pretty hot. Cute too, from an emotional aspect, but then he starts to notice the smell of the German’s cologne and how his eyes crinkle into crows feet each time Medic smiles
Totally normal heterosexual activity and undertones
Both of them grew up in a world where queerness was a death sentence. So, when confronted with their feelings, shit got messy
Medic high key started spiraling and talking to his birds, but he was speaking German so every one thought it was smart people ahh behavior
Size queen Medic 🙏🏻
Heavy has special permission to come chill in the medbay. Once this kicks off, they are nearly inseparable. Some mercs suspected Medic to be fruity (girl look at him!!) but if anyone though anything, especially out-loud, their ass was grass
Bae leaves you a healing sandwich with a sweet note taped to your captive Spy head ❤️❤️
They do wrestle. They do spar, that is for sure. But sometimes training doubles as foreplay and Medic is trying to lick the blood off of Heavy’s nose
Heavy does not want Medic to lick the blood off his nose but is flattered and so tolerant
Gay sex? Sex is very much defined by the heteronormative nature of sexual communities. They suck each other silly and make out and other sexually charged activities such as Medic cutting Heavy open and locking TF in while Heavy hazes lovingly
Medic bottoms and that is my truth. Not because he’s the smaller two, not because I’m feminizing him, but because that’s just what it is
Heavy murmurs sweet things to Medic in Russian. He means everything he says but it is so much easier to speak his mother tongue and not risk offsetting their friendship
sloppy make out the whole time they freak and they have fucked on the vivisection table
Fridge head Spy wept that night
