Sep 30, 2021
hereisdan submitted:
you're fucking OWEN WILSON and he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out
ok A.) the fact that you sent this as a submission is making me go insane and B.) i'm offended by the notion that i would EVER tell owen wilson to pull out or would even ALLOW him to nut anywhere besides directly into my uterus.....catch me in line at walgreens arms filled w their entire stock of plan B emergency contraceptives
