#hermit clips

[bytemycupcakes]

I'm not gonna lie this was by far my favorite part of the whole charity stream.

Clip sourced from here

[that-bat]

Tango being the embodiment of "dad and the cat he didn't want"

Transcript:

Hermitcraft - Donked Out!:

Tango: "This black cat is the one from the witch hut. It's just been wandering and wandering and wandering"

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Tango, reading from chat: "Save the cat"

Tango: "Ahhh, not so worried about it. Exploding kittens, it's a fun game, right? Everyone's played exploding kittens

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Tango: "Do I have to save the cat? Is everyone gonna cry if I don't save the cat? Alright. Maybe we'll save the cat. Maybe I'll forget"

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Tango: "We're doing this for you guys. I would've blown that cat straight out of the sky. But you guys are all like "no save the cat" (high pitched mocking voice)"

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Tango: "It doesn't like my fish!"

xB, in chat: "Cat heard you talking about it... It knows, Tango"

Tango: "Come on. (laughs) I know, xB, right? Like what am I even doing here?"

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Tango, high pitched voice: "Just some tasty fish here, everything's great. Put it in your face"

Tango, normal voice: "That's right. That's right! Aww, that was easy, pssh. Throw away this stupid iron. Alright! Do I- I need a name tag now, right? I got- it's my first pet, yeah. I don't do this stuff"

Tango, reading from chat: "Now leave it on the mountain to kill it (laughs)"

Tango: "Alright, now follow me. Will he follow- oh, he's sitting. Uh, unsitificate. Alright, let's go, over to the platform. I know nothing about cat pets, which is gonna become painfully obvious"

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Tango: "Instant cat, excellent. Alright, we'll name him later. Good job Clank (giggles). Now- now can we blow up the mountain? Is everybody happy now?

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Hermitcraft - The Coffin Chamber:

Tango: "I have a black cat outside. It's gonna be perched somewhere in this room"

Scar, very happy: "You have a cat?"

Tango: "I have a black cat, yeah, of course. Straight from the witch farm"

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Tango, high pitched voice talking to the cat: "You're gonna burn your bits!"

Tango, normal voice: "Come on. (laughing) Ah, that's kinda good, that's kinda good. That is the best name for a cat ever. Just eyes staring at you"

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Hermitcraft - Haunted Organs While Sleeping!:

Tango: "We got amazing things here, we even got our cat, for those that didn't catch the stream, we even got our cat. This authentic black cat from the local witch farm I might have you know, uh, our cat's name is Clank and that's the best thing ever"

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Tango, talking to Mrs. T: "Did you see my cat? You saw my cat, right? Cat's name is Clank. It's the best cat ever"

[mezzmerizd]

I am WINNING!!!

hunk tango <33 hunk tango is coming home <333

[blockofdawn]

poor etho i'm in tears

[mixx-exists]

bdubs, the inspiration

[shadexxxx]

Here's the "Etho with Seperation Anxiety" clip I was talking about earlier. But actually, as @luwugwen added on, its so obviously an instance of Etho really really caring about Bdubs having a good time, and being scared that the pressure was getting to him </3 The "its alright, its alright" 🥺🥺

[notscarsafe]

When things get hard remember Zombiecleo:

"Through the power of spite all things are possible!"

~~~~Special Bonus Material ~~~~

Cleo: "Why is Skizz here?"

Tango: "Don't worry about him he doesn't have his pants on"

[aureachaos]

Clip of this post. Transcript below or through link

Gem: Etho never gets his sorry made fun of

Etho, in exaggerated Canadian accent: Sorry

Skizz: He never says it

Gem: That's true, he never apologizes. He just holds it in.

Etho: I can't get critiqued on it, if it never happens

Grian: Has anyone ever heard him say sorry, cuz I'm thinking back

Skizz: Has he ever needed to? Probably not

Grian: He never messes up

Etho: I'm a horrible person