“How are you so calm?” Pear whispered, hands clutching her diamond sword almost like in prayer, “does it not terrify you? That some monster is watching your every move?”
“Well, it’s perhaps odd that it thinks I’m interesting,” Mumbo confessed, smiling sheepishly with an uncaring shrug, “but I don’t think he’s scary.”
“It’s a monster,” Pearl stressed, hands tightening until her knuckles bled white, “it isn’t safe-“
“Pearl, I am so sorry for whatever server you came from, and whatever you’ve experienced,” Mumbo said, speaking softly and kind, “but this place is different, and although we’re a bit scattered around the continent we’re a family. We wouldn’t let anything hurt you.”
“You don’t understand what that thing can do,” said Pearl, voice warbling on the cusp of tears.
“Well, no, but I have a good idea,” Mumbo admitted, “and sure it’s a big feathery monster that apparently can punch bedrock- but it’s an absolute spoon with far too much interest in coloured wool and deepslate.”
Mumbo tilted his head, trying not to smile at the face of Pearl’s inconsolable distress. Softly, he told her, “and you know, Pearl? I have a good feeling that feathery lump would do absolutely anything to make you smile.”