Villain so caught up in their monolog they don't notice the hero slowly swallowing them
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Villain so caught up in their monolog they don't notice the hero slowly swallowing them
Hero’s eating villains, love that shiz
villain is monologuing about some silly things, maybe threatening to eat the hero, but while their talking, the hero quietly gets free and walks over silently, letting the villain have their talk as they stand over them, waiting for them to realise they where being stood over by their worst enemy, who is rather tired, overworked and hungry.
the villain looks up, pausing, before being lifted by the tired hero, and after much protest, pushed down their throat into the awaiting stomach of the hero, and attempting to bargain their freedom (maybe their scared, maybe their not) and is the only response they get are half assed “mhm”s or yep”s feels the hero lay down, yawning as the pass out.
Nomvember 2025, Day 18 -- Dilemma
Title: Derailment Plot Summary: Oh no, the evil Ms. Dilemma has set up a scenario where 5 people are on one track and 1 person is on the other! Whatever will the hero Iceas do when her girlfriend’s life is on the line? Word Count: 1073 Adjectives Used: Ancient (old), Apparent (obvious), Impassable (accidentally)
Heroes and Villains
*BOOM*
A huge boom shook the city, causing civilians to cry out and fall to the ground. Talia snapped to attention, eyes shooting to her phone as it let out a positive little *ding!* noise.
*TYPE 4 VILLAIN ALERT, GET TO SAFETY. TYPE 4 VILLAIN IN THE UPTOWN DISTRICT. GET TO SAFETY."
Talia smiled as she ran to the bathroom to change into her "work clothes". A tight, white bodysuit made from a durable material from her home planet with flowing blue, gray and silver accents. She clipped on her sky blue cape, and she was ready. Talia stepped into the bathroom, but Sky Queen, protector of Earth and hero of planet Galiler, stepped out. She rushed to the roof of the cafe, jumping off and taking flight. There was only one type 4 villain who consistently attacked uptown. All the other type 4s were off trying to conquer North America or control the government from the shadows. Gargantuan was always a nice change of pace, being a problem Talia could just punch. She soared over the city, speeding up when she heard crashing footsteps and maniacal laughter.
Sky Queen was right. Gargantuan was trying to run away with a handful of gold artifacts from the history museum. She had taken every last bit in the place from where Sky queen could see. Gargantuan had even taken the gold crown, and threaded it through her huge nose ring. It hung there, as Gargantuan ran through Main street, black fluffy hair bouncing in a short ponytail, as she trampled streetlights and abandoned cars under foot.
"Gargantuan! Stop this!" Sky Queen flew right in front of Gargantuan's face and she skidded to a halt in front of her.
"Sky Queen, my nemesis! You should know by now that I will never listen to you!" She used her free hand to swat at Sky Queen.
"But you did stop, for your heart is not truly evil!" Sky Queen flew around Gargantuan's body, snatching artifacts from her giant palm, one by one.
"My heart is like the night, Miss Sky, dark and everlasting!"
Sky Queen flew towards the gold once again, but Gargantuan yanked her hand away, using her free hand to slap Sky Queen into a building.
"Even night has moon light!"
Gargantuan grabbed Sky Queen, tightening her fist.
"Well then maybe my heart is like a new moon!"
Sky Queen burst out of the giant villain's fist and shot towards her unguarded hand. She snatched the gold up in her arms, dropping it off on a roof with the rest of it.
"Even the new moon lets stars shine!"
Sky Queen flew down, grabbing the back of Gargantuan's ankle and pushing. Gargantuan yelped, flailing for balance.
"Ack, hey no fair! Wait a sec I almost got somethin-" Sky Queen flew up to Gargantuan's face, grabbing the nose ring that held the crown, and punching Gargantuan. Hard. She fell, shrinking as she went down, until she wasn't, well, gargantuan anymore. Only then did Sky Queen look down and realize she still had the nose ring in her hand, one side holding the crown, the other dripping with blood.
"Shitt she's gonna hate mee" she groaned as she heard the *WHOOP WHOOP* of police officers. She gathered all the stolen gold and took the crown off the nose ring, and returned them to the officers, as they thanked her and promised
"She'll be gone for a long long time, thanks to you Sky Queen!"
"All in a days work!" She told them cheerily as she jetted off, then doubling back because she left the nose ring on the roof.
Talia sighed as she dried her bushy blonde hair with a towel. She had gotten way more bruises than last time. She glanced at the nose ring the size of a hula hoop and groaned.
"Wow Queenie, I didn't think you were the type to keep trophies."
Gargantuan had broken in, and was standing behind Talia's kitchen counter, her nose still covered in crusted blood around a straight cut through her nostril. In her current form, she was a full head shorter than Talia. Talia rushed at her.
"Oh my gods, Bea I'm so sorry!" She wrapped the smaller woman in a tight hug. "I got too into it again…" Bea did her best to pat Talia on the back, even though her arms were pinned to her sides by Talia's super-powered hug.
"Girl, it's fine, I know the feeling. Remember that time I broke your ankle?"
Talia giggled, resting her face in Bea's soft hair. "The costume looked so weird with the wrappings under it." Bea chuckled and managed to free one arm and returned the hug.
"It's easy to go overboard with this stuff when you're fighting someone you don't think you can hurt. The best we can do is stitch each other up afterwards." Bea pushed out of the hug and leapt onto Talia's gray couch, flipping around to face her with a goofy smirk on her face.
"Speaking of stitches, I think it's time you helped me out Queenie" Talia rolled her eyes, still smiling. She walked over to the small bathroom
"I wish I never picked that name, it's so… dorky." She grabbed the first aid kit from the cabinet and sat next to Bea.
"Aww, cut yourself some slack Tals, you picked it," she leaned back, thinking and counting, "like ten years ago. Thirteen year olds are dorky. It's just a fact of life." Bea flopped onto Talia's lap with a flourish.
"Except for me, of course. I was cool."
"Girl, sit up, I gotta stitch you up remember?" Bea obliged, sitting up and facing Talia, her legs still splayed over the couch and Talia's lap. Talia placed one hand on Bea's cheek and readied the needle.
"Squeeze my leg if it hurts too much, ok?"
Bea nodded.
Stitch one. Bea hissed quickly but stayed still.
Stitch two. Talia tilted Bea's face back towards her after she had jerked away from Talia.
"This is the last stitch ok? We can do whatever you want after we take them out, promise."
Bea nodded. "Can we cuddle?"
"Of course. Get ready."
Stitch 3. Bea grunted and tightened her grip on Talia's knee.
"Ok, done with the worst part." Talia reached back into the first aid kit and retrieved a dimly glowing neon green bottle. She soaked a cotton ball with it and rubbed it over Bea's stitches. Her nose began to mend itself, the two pieces of flesh held together by the stitches, melding and repairing until all that was left was the stitches and a brand new scar. After she removed the stitches, Bea's nose looked fine. You wouldn't even know that one side had been ripped apart. Bea sniffed, lightly touching the new scar. She smiled.
"Nice. Do I look scarier? Tougher? More rugged?"
Talia shrugged. "I can't really see it," she gestured to the green liquid. "This stuff is pretty potent."
Bea whined and flopped back down onto the couch.
"But I want to look scaryyyy! How can I do that without badass scars?"
"I think you look plenty scary." She ruffled Bea's hair. "Are you ready?"
Bea perked up. She closed her eyes, and exhaled. As she did, her body shrunk, until she was sitting comfortably in Talia's palm. Bea moved quickly, scuttling up Talia's arm to stand on her shoulder. Talia turned her head to Bea, who was grinning and giggling softly as she pushed at Talia's lips.
"Lemme in lemme in lemme in!"
Talia huffed at her but opened her mouth anyway. Bea fell into her maw, fitting perfectly on Talia's tongue. Bursts of sweetness danced wherever Bea's skin met Talia's taste buds, and she couldn't resist shutting her mouth and licking Bea, pressing her into her cheek. Bea never stopped moving, always squirming and pushing back at Talia's tongue playfully. Soon, Talia felt Bea inching towards the back of her throat and took it as a sign to "finish up". She licked Bea one last time before thickly swallowing her wiggly friend. She flopped back on the couch and sighed. She felt a weight land in her gut and placed a hand over her belly and rubbed. She closed her eyes and smiled as she felt Bea rub back. She began to nod off, comforted by the near constant movement in her belly.