#hes not wrong

[trappedinacomputer]

Scott has heard Foolish and Bad talk for 30 minutes and can already tell that they're mortal enemies-situationship-enemies to lovers

[4nth0ny-p4d1ll4]

[crowblincray]

My husband just called Michael the distortion "Androgeny longfingers".

I'm dead.

[cola-vampire]

Jimmy caskets mii just called me gay

Here he is btw

Gave him red pants a moment before he clocked me

[mynameisfanfic]

Martin: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks! Chris: Why would I do that? Martin: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!

[bambooswordwielder]

I've seen a few posts about how Lan Jingyi is the second coming of Wei Wuxian but like imagine being Lan Qiren.

Man made it his mission to target Wie Wuxian just from one class and then that student later on became their world's equivalent of the boogeyman and kinda seduced his star pupil nephew into becoming a rebel.

Now that student is gone and Lan Qiren probably thinks everything is going to be normal.

A few years passed and a couple that Lan Qiren is distantly related to have a child. All good and well... few years passed and Lan Qiren sees the little toddler walking around, smiling and following his mother.

And then that toddler looks Lan Qiren directly in the eyes, smirks, before running dead straight in a random direction, his mother in a panic chases after him leading to many Lan Disciples and even elders rushing to see the commotion, and the toddler is then found covered in two layers of mud and filth, a bunny from who knows where, and holding the hand of Lan Yuan (the child his nephew found mysteriously all those years ago).

Even worse, the child doesn't look one bit guilty, only more smug as the elders all sigh and groan about the chaos.

Lan Qiren returns to his room that night and prays to all his ancestors that the Yiling Patriarch didn't reincarnate and into his Clan of all places.

Years pass and the child grows up. Lan Qiren still performs calming melodies and inquiry to VERIFY that this child is indeed a Lan and not at the reborn Wei Wuxian.

When Wei Wuxian is exposed as Mo Xuanyu, Lan Qiren is both angry and furious at the blatant trickery of the Yiling Patriarch, but also a little bit relieved that Lan Jingyi is actually just a naturally rebellious child and not a Demon sent to torture him for all his past transgressions...

That thought is shaken a bit as Lan Jingyi would proceed to very loudly insult and fight with the brand new Jin Sect Leader, Jin Ling, in public and blantly threatened to punch him in the face.

Lan Qiren would return to his room that night and hope and pray that hopefully someone like Lan Wangji would show up to at least try and control this Lan-Made Demon child.

[thedeafprophet]

HELP NOT MY PROF IN CLASS SAYING MUSKRAT WOULD BE MAKING AIRSHIPS IF HE LIVED IN THE TIME PERIOD