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Found that an uncle of mine had a copy of diabolical box in a tote I looked through

The carts condition btw

#the absolute disrespect of a professor layton game

Found that an uncle of mine had a copy of diabolical box in a tote I looked through

#i shouldda just silently pocketed it #now my uncles gotta pay him $5 for it bc hes selling all this stuff for that other unclr for 50/50

Me: Yeah I got stranded there once lmao

"That's scary! And you were in an unfamiliar dangerous city."

Me: Yeah I need to learn how to drive...

"No, you don't. You need to learn routes."

I'd rather start driving instead of relying on the bus???? I'm never gonna ask anybody to come get me out of fear of being a burden/inconvenience.

#jasper posts #im 22 why am i getting banned from going to my homies apartment because of where they're living #(anybody can say its okay to call for a ride but i dont believe it)#how is a 2 hour bus ride better than a 45 minute drive #i got stranded in april bc the bus app broke and i had to walk 30 minutes to the station thats next to a highway #what if i just learn to drive without a license to prove a point?

Man I sure love having to spend 4-6 hours resetting my laptop so it'll be functional

#jasper posts #microsoft #onedrive #i hate onedrive so much #like stop giving me whats essentially an ad on start up “finish setting up” IT IS SET UP #i just dont want edge onedrive or office ffs #AND STOP TURNING IT BACK ON AGAINST MY WILL #i need to become a linux user #windows 11

The 1-3-2 gamemode in overwatch isn't that bad, I actually enjoy that we could have 3 dps and 1 tank or do the regular 2,2,2 roster anyways.

Hell, ykw give one of the supports the power to go dps as a last resort. (Please it'll be so funny)

Sure maybe it should've been an arcade mode thing but it's really whatever imo

#overwatch #the amount of players i encountered recently saying it sucks astonished me #its not the greatest but i dont exactly see whats so awful

ttnn77

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

martyred-conquered

flipchild

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

effemimaniac

Not what he's called.

flipchild

What?

flipchild

I hadn't finished watching the stream (so I gotta watch the vod to fill in gaps for when I left to play games)

Tommy getting so mad about Gordon immediately saying his name to then men in black everybody to erase that was PRICELESS. And he's clearly struggling with his new abilities. Bro is stressed for sure

But what are they supposed to call him? I wouldn't say Gman because that's his dad's title and I feel like Tommy should have his own title, like... Tman or idk Tictac man /j

#hlvrai #hl2vrai #tommy coolatta #gman #hl2vrai act 3 #or is 'gman' just a universal title for the job?

A reminder to certain Lucio Ball players....

It's a summer event, it's meant for you to have fun and get some cheap unlocks.

It is an ARCADE MODE game. Not everything needs to be COMPETITIVE.

Do not treat it like it'll affect you're career profile stats or whatever you think is important-

Not everybody is good at videogames! A lot of us are playing because it makes us happy and are trying to unwind with ARCADE MODE or wanted a break from regular matches.

More importantly: Touch grass

#overwatch #lucio ball #saying this as earlier a lucio said that they should bring back ranked lucio ball??? imo: that's so stupid #why would a silly mode need to be ranked that's such a waste of everything :/#genuinely just have some fun and whimsy or youre gonna have veins sticking outta your foreheads #im having a blast in arcade and unranked and a lot of those times im high and missing every shot

chryza

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

Walking down stairs is... a process

Like yk how everybody just WALKS down, right? Effortlessly, its like going up but in reverse. Not me. I'm putting both feet on each step and it is slow, I know, and it is definitely frustrating to others but I do not wanna slip n fall down every single step

Edit: pretty sure it's from when i was too tiny to do it properly and just never bothered to change it

#jasper once again states how much they hate falling #i dont like sustaining bruises lmao #i already fell a lot as a small kid im over it and wanna avoid it forever #i bark a lot but really im very much squishy #also refuse to do any jumping #massive coward right here

cola-vampire

Dreamt I was playing Overwatch, on Havana, and the enemy team just got to the first checkpoint. I'm widow and I'm FIGHTING for my life, I'm spraying bullets and hooking onto ledges to escape situations and there's a Junkrat coming for me because I missed my shots on him

cola-vampire

Another dream last night, but I'm Tracer on that uhh... one of the newer push maps we all try to avoid because the layout is genuinely annoying

And I couldnt get someone on the enemy team to DIE like I'd make hella damage and mf would just immediately heal up without supports or having an healing item in kit

It ended when I gave up and turned my ass back around to find someone else to chase

#jasper posts #genuine gameplay infiltrating dreams #overwatch

#hlvrai #hl2vrai #mouse man

inthetags

Reblog and put in the tags which bands/artists you've listened to the most, lately

#always bouncing between dagames/iris official/will ryan originals and luluyam

Thank you to the town gods for blessing us with an upcoming panda express... I'm going to get so fat

#jasper posts #ik i can make it myself but like...#its fucking panda express #whenever the opportunity arises... orange chicken n chow mein

fursasaida

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

Dreamt I was playing Overwatch, on Havana, and the enemy team just got to the first checkpoint. I'm widow and I'm FIGHTING for my life, I'm spraying bullets and hooking onto ledges to escape situations and there's a Junkrat coming for me because I missed my shots on him

#jasper posts #ngl i wouldda liked to know if we won or not #and i suck at widow

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