#hes not wrong though

[boydeathu]

A year ago my little brother needed surgery (a minor one) and I jokingly told him to start running his mouth after he got the anesthesia. He then called our mom and a nurse old,and our dad 'big'.

[lizardposting]

trevor comes up to wolfe and starts singing that song "somebody told me you have a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend" and wolfe hits him on the arm

[dreamymoomin]

My boyfriend doesn't really play jrps and today he was asking me about 'that little lad with the big key'

He's not wrong is he?

[naughtynanzhu]

Xia Zhiguang explaining how to dance without being greasy 🤦‍♀️

[starlitewitch]

thjs response from my uncle is the funniest text ive ever received from anyone ever

[kiras-monkey-bum-face]

Sonya saying "who's the sexy girl with the nimble fingers" and then immediately turning into 13 feels like chibs has read some fanfic I won't lie

[planetquest]

“okay tyler oakley, calm down” HSKJFDGLSDJHAKJLFH TED 

[saddeniq]

Pls tell me they escape omg

They do!

After Mortuus tells him she can only save him and no one else. After he gets angry and demands they take everyone they can. After he yells at her and tells her she's only saving him to feel better about herself

:)