#hes six

[ultra-raging-ghost]

My prince #myprince

[the-real-slim-shady]

Storytime

So, I’ve posted about my 6 y/o brother before, but boy do I have a story about him.

So his name is Ayden right? But about three years ago he asked us to call him Hulk, like the incredible one. Now, we all call him Hulk. 

NO ONE calls him Ayden. If you call him Ayden he won’t respond. Some of his teachers don’t know his actual name. 

We used to joke that his name would be Hulk on his college diploma and marriage certificate, but it’s not a joke anymore. He’s been Hulk for three years. 

I’ll keep y’all updated, but that’s the story

[fwizard]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIPPY!!!!!! you beautiful goofball, assclown of my heart

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

my shelter son left and i miss him, and his bff is bonding with me over our mutual heartbreak, but he also has a weird little kid crush on me and it's harmless but also idk how to deal with that other than just being like "let's have boundaries, buddy"

[annwithsass]

In case you missed this magic moment during Mark’s LiveStream

Mark: My brother made me prank call 9-1-1 when I was a very young kid.

Ethan: That's horrible. *laughs*

Mark: Yeah it was horrible for me because like, he was just like, I was like, what, SIX maybe, at the time.

Ethan: How old was he?

Mark: He would have been EIGHT, so he wasn't much older, but he knew what 9-1-1 was and it was only for emergencies only. So he was like, "Hey, hey Mark if you dial 9-1-1 something cool will happen", or something like that and so I do it. I call and there's some angry voice. "9-1-1 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?" and I'm like, "UH... *click*"

Ethan: Oh!

Mark: And they call back! Like, if you get a hang-up they call back cause they're like, ‘oh maybe they're having a heart attack’, and they call back and I'm like, "I'm sorry... It was an accident..." And then like this very gruff voice is like, [cause I get it I'm not saying anything is a bad thing it's just like, "HOW'D... DO YOU KNOW THIS IS FOR EMERGENCIES?!" and I'm like, "I DON'T KNOW *high pitched scared boys voice*" and I hang-up again.

Ethan: Oh NO!

Mark: And they like kept calling back and it's just like, "AH!"

Ethan: Did they send cops to your house?

Mark: No they were gonna I ran up to my mom like, "BAHHH... MOMMMM! *crying boys voice* BAHMEHGUH *unintelligable crying boy voice* I CALLED 9-1-1 WHAT DO I DO?!" She get's like, she gets on the phone and they yell at her and there's like, she's like, 

"HE'S SIX! HE'S SIX!" 

and it goes like and she's like, 

"HE'S SIX YEARS OLD!"

my mom, very angry at the time, 

"BHE'S SIX! DON'T YOU GET IT! SHUT UP!" 

So my mom was just yelling at the police for a while and they're like, "DO WE NEED TO SEND A CRUISER OVER THERE!" 

"NO!! HE'S SIX!! SHUT UP!!"

Ethan, Tyler, Amy, Kathryn: *laughing*

Mark: Yeah, I got grounded for a while.

[lichtensteining]

I had this kid who I thought wasn’t paying attention to a story we were reading today (and he wasn’t but he can be a smart cookie) so I said what does “madre” mean? What’s another word for it and he sounded like a scientist and he said “well madre means madre. some people say madre, but you could say mami or mamá, just like some people say padre or papi or papá”

[dreamsthatmakeusreal]

//little brother says he likes hip-hop //has to actively resist the temptation to turn on J5

[thtdeerling]

Little kids are cute my little brother saw that I was drawing thealchemicfox and was like "is that Jack frost?" My inshal response was to say yes and he beamed and said "your friends with Jack frost, you usually only draw friends or people you like!" I explained to him that I was not in fact his friend and that I had gotten thier permission to draw him and he said "ooo do you think he'll let me draw him to" and I told him that I bet Jack would love that so he ran off an hour later he ran back to me with this and I think it's adorable!