SassyAnn

Introductions are lame.

[iguanamouth]

[freudsghost]

i spend my time responsibly 

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taking your boyfriend on a date to fight god and the devil himself and the angel answering said unto him, I am gabriel and am sent to speak unto you HIMBO RIGHTS pussy popping revolutionary thot bops wanking while crying at 2am get in loser, we’re going to fight god apocalypse party playlist dropping acid on the roadtrip to storm area 51 songs for when the cops find u sobbing in the kitchen after your boyfriend tried to gut you be the reason why you are HAUNTED, BABY! not to be dramatic but ya girl just wanna decompose back into the earth and that’s just how it be

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

[sweetcribs]

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

[youmaycallmecas]

THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED

[fates-wings]

@skully-bones

[famicom]

so we did that “get your server to sing a song” thing

[nateswinehart]

You gotta have a plan…

[crossed-quills]

This is the mist motivational and inspiring thing I’ve seen all goddamn week

[moonlight-and-mantles]

This is incredible.

[wynyd-deactivated20201021]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[the2heartlessbeings]

Reblog if your 18+

[techniiciian-archive-deactivate]

AND DON’T LIE.

[bloodytales]

Good on him for speaking up for himself and his siblings.

[thelegendofclarke]

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

[thelegendofclarke]

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

[clonesdreamgirl]

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

[thebestpartofwakingup]

It’s ok it’s their second amendment right

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[ryanzurafa]

What Pokémon region are you from?

So it’s pretty simple, Whichever series was out when you were 10 years old is where your from.

This chart will help everyone out

In 2007 I had turned 10 so the game series that was out was diamond and pearl, which means that the region I started my journey in is Sinnoh!

Reblog with what region you start your journey in and what starter you picked.

Anyway I’m from Sinnoh and my starter is turtwig.

[arocketshipintothesun]

Yessssss!!! Hoenn! Mudkip!

[miedriwesley]

Diamond and I don’t remember….

[annwithsass]

2001, Crystal, Johto - Cyndaquil

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[annwithsass]

Give me your hand. I will show you the truth. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrZIkgSnlmG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jslg6kiiwbjx

[annwithsass]

Giant Foam Bag. Butt Tested. Steve Approved. #foambag #cat #petnamedsteve https://www.instagram.com/p/BrW1JuXnPyx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=172aghsbh2f93

[annwithsass]

Fergus come to work some kitty magic because oh boy #deppression is a strong weight today. I hurt all over, I'm shaking constantly, and I am exhausted. Sometimes we just need to take a day to breath, relax, and recenter ourselves. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrQg2p6nagB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1a15omu7p7khi

[annwithsass]

Ah. Yes. The Ting Tings. The best rappers. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq3cy5LnWKt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lp13bnxuk0yv