#hescara

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Heizou: [About Scaramouche] We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call ‘misdirected rage’. Ibelieve the technical term is being an ass.

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Kazuha: I need to wear something that says: "Mr. Shikainon." Scaramouche: How about a t-shirt that says: "I'm with Stupid?"

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Heizou: Did you sleep here last night?

Scaramouche: Don’t be ridiculous. Who can sleep when you’re plotting against a nemesis? That cocky guy may be the only man I hate as much as you!

Heizou: I know the feeling.

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Heizou: And you just walked in and stole her? It was that easy? You didn’t have to choke anyone or anything? Scaramouche: Doors were unlocked, no security. I mean, it makes sense, right? They’re good, so they’re stupid and trusting.

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Heizou: What, did you say something?

Scaramouche: I was just grumbling.

Heizou: Well, do it louder.

Scaramouche: Then it’s not grumbling!

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Scaramouche: That’s espionage.

Heizou: More like sexpionage.

Scaramouche: Ugh