Genshin Incorrect Quotes

One incorrect Genshin Quote every Monday Wednesday and Friday Avatar credits to https://www.instagram.com/twin_clovers/

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[After an earthquake has struck while Kaeya was in bed with a woman] Diluc: Apparently, the earthquake hit Liyue a lot harder than Mondstat. Kaeya: What earthquake? Diluc: ‘What earthquake?’ About an hour ago, you didn’t feel the house shaking? [Kaeya stares into space for a moment with a blank expression on his face] Kaeya: Oh. Diluc: Unbelievable. You actually thought that was you?

Kaeya: No, I thought it was her, y'know, because of me. Well, the good news is unless they report it on InazumaTV, I still get the credit.

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Cyno: I don’t like Al Haitham. Tignari: What are you talking about? You like Al Haitham! Cyno: I’m sort of not into him right now. Tignari: “Sort of not into him”? He’s a person, not tandoori chicken.

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Kaveh: Well, I don’t like the idea of someone hearing what I’m thinking. Al Haitham: [rolls his eyes] No one likes the idea of hearing what you’re thinking.

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Layla: [about coffee] I love how it makes me feel. It’s like my heart is trying to hug my brain!

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Scaramouche: I just want to go home, I’m cold and I’m wet. Yae: And if you kick the back of my seat again with those dirty cleats, you’re going to be colder and wetter.

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Tartaglia: What could it be, that he didn’t tell you and he didn’t tell me? It must be something he didn’t want us to to know! Scaramouche: Good work, Nancy Drew! Let’s meet up at Old Mystery Creek!

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Heizou: If two thousand years of– of human history has taught us anything, it is that there’s karmic justice in the world, and that when people live the way you do, bad things have to happen to them to even things out!

Itto: Well, I don’t agree.

Heizou: It’s not up for debate! It’s a… law, like gravity!

Itto: Oh, I agree with gravity.

Heizou: Oh, good. We wouldn’t want you flying off the planet with nothing to hump but satellites.

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Itto: Are you saying she’s a witch? Sara: Yes Itto, she’s a witch. She has had congress with the beast. Itto: She’s in congress? Sara: How’d your brain even learn human speech.

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Kaveh: And if we’re gonna be a couple, I want to be the husband. Al Haitham: Who’s gonna believe you’re the husband? Kaveh: Hey, of the two of us, I’m the only one who’s been a husband. Al Haitham: You really thought you were the husband in your marriage?

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Kaeya: Friends, let me tell you what is about to happen here: the three phases of sober Rosaria. Phase one: irritability. The complete loss of all politeness and all social courtesy. Jean: How will we tell? Barbara: I love your little scarf. Rosaria: It’s strong enough to choke a man.

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Kaveh: So I’ve decided to take my career in a whole new direction.

Al Haitham: Forward?

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Kaeya: How did you get in my house?

Heizou: Okay, Kaeya, the key in the fake rock only works if it’s among other rocks, not sitting on your welcome mat!

Kaeya: Excuse me, but if you put the fake rock in with a bunch of other rocks, it’s impossible to find it when you’re drunk.

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Heizou: [seeing all the blood in Ei’s kitchen] Color me impressed. You guys know how to party.

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Scaramouche: Where are you going?

Ei: Neiman’s. I’m going to need something black.

Scaramouche: Doesn’t your soul qualify?

Ei: Laugh now, but when I die, I will be coming back to haunt you. [leaves]

Scaramouche: How will that be any different than this?

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Kid: How come you’re not at work?

Scaramouche: How come you’re not leaving me the fuck alone?

Kid: I’m gonna tell my friend Heizou you swore at me. He’s a Detective.

Scaramouche: Then he can solve your murder, you nosey little shit!

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Scaramouche: I can’t help thinking this is all my fault. I told Mom she couldn’t see me and she had a heart attack.

Gorou: Scaramouche, you forget who you’re dealing with. This woman buried two husbands and divorced two others. She’s lived through wars, riots, earthquakes. Only way you’re gonna bring her down is with a stake dipped in holy water.

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Yae: You seem more villainous than usual, Ei. Are you sober?

Ei: Yae, it’s 8:00 a.m.

Yae: So it’s not that.

Ei: I don’t know. Maybe it’s because I went off my post-partum medication.

Yae: You were still taking that? You had Scaramouche 500 years ago.

Ei: And that’s how long I’ve been depressed about him.