#hetaboo

[foreveraburrito]

TRENDING PAGE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER MY 13 YEAR OLD HETABOO STAGE 😭😭😭

[i-will-eat-your-spleen]

Maybe it’s because I hate getting older but I look for old Hetalia cosplay videos, AMVs, character songs, weird little Hetalia videos, and other kinds of videos like Naruto. A lot of them are cringe, or not very good, but it reminds me of simpler times

[iloveweeaboos]

Weeb Stories Archive Intro

Hello everyone! Or should I say, Konichiwaaa~! ^_^ This blog exists to archive old posts from some of those old weeaboo horror stories blogs. I've been reading these stories for years and after noticing some of the blogs that posted them started getting deleted I decided to make a blog to post all the weeb stories i saved so they aren't lost forever. No, this isn't a blog where you can submit your own weeb horror stories, this is just to archive old stories.

-Mod Yukari

[englishknightsky]

O_O Well SOMEONE'S ANGRY

[frostbittenrabbits]

husbando smoking and lazy background

[blue-star-dragon]

The nice things in life for Hetalians

So yesterday, my sister (who knows I love Hetalia) said "Do you want to hear a tune that will remind you of Austria?" and I was like "ok" and she played Für Elise by Beethoven on the keyboard! And as every good Hetalian knows, Beethoven was Austrian!

[frostbittenrabbits]

Marriage requirements for the groom:

[  ] French 

[  ] Can cook food

[  ] sexy

[  ] long bond hair

[  ] flirty as hell

[  ] blue eyes

[  ] can sing 

[  ] stubble

[  ] tall

[  ]can be a coward

[hetareviews]

Neko Greenland, I guess.

Hello! Mod Ishi here. None of the others are here, so I'll be doing this review by myself. Out next post will have all the admins with us, I promise that. Anyways, let's start with the review!

~Review under the cut~

Name: Greenland

Mah oc

Is that all you could say about it? How about a bio, or about her? Her relations, her family? Well, that could really work. And yes, we obviously know it's your OC. You don't have to point it out. Did Himaruya show a drawing of France and go "this is my oc"? No. You should say something about her, rather than that.

Hates/fears: -mansions -japan -Tony -drunk england -boredom

Is there a reason for mansions? Nothing? Okay. How about Japan? Why do you fear/hate Japan? Did he do anything to your OC? You have to state reasons on why you hate or fear the ones stated in your dislikes. Did your OC even see Drunk England? How? Of course, everyone hates boredom so you really don't have to add that in your dislikes.

Likes -ice -unknown stuff -cats -her scarf -italy (n) -russia -prussia -poland -france -germany

Nothing about the Nordics? Well. . . Also, what do you mean by unknown stuff? I really can't say anything about it except for "Explain why you like these people because I clearly can't understand why they're in there." I am happy that someone finally likes France. But I can't see why.  That's literally everything in the description. Let's move on to the pictu--

oh my god

WHY DOES SHE HAVE CAT EARS/A CAT HAT??

Also, scarves don't do that. They don't become a boa and then suddenly a scarf. You do know that the people in greenland have black hair, right? Nobody there's blonde. At all. Unless you're a tourist who is blonde (?). 

Also, in another of the deviations, it turns out the maker also dislikes Japan. Self insert, much?

On to the final review. . .

I didn't like this OC one bit. The art style is good, but how the oc looks? Awful. The OC description seemed very, very, incomplete, and maybe it was a self-insert too. I really couldn't say anything about it other than, add the freaking history and the description, aside from the likes and dislikes. I don't even think the OC creator researched about the country itself. Maybe she's one of the people who gets a country that's not personified, and then makes a self insert just to be excused or something. Don't do that, please. Please do your research.

Rating:  ★★☆☆☆