#hetalia cw

[mozukumi]

if you dont reveal the characters im gojgn to spread a rumor ifs about hetalia incest

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how am i supposed to even respond to this. i think this is the funniest hatemail i've ever received ty anon.

[becquerel]

since hetalia has the rest of the UK after like two decades how do you guys think it handles the troubles

[phantomtrax]

spamton dont be alarmed but theres an ugly bitch on your right

[sparky-kasane]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: America/Japan (Hetalia)

Characters: America (Hetalia), Japan (Hetalia), england is mentioned

Additional Tags: Sickfic, Sicktember 2022, Sicktember, America is a dumbass, Japan puts up with him, Human & Country Names Used (Hetalia), Marukaite Chikyuu, y'all are fucking weeaboos, this I know cuz I'm one too, Boku Hetalia, I will be using english dub character speech patterns, which means I'll be writing Kiku with his accent

Series: Part 9 of Sparky Kasane's Sicktember 2022

Summary:

Alfred manages to get a sore throat, and his loving Kiku has a simple home remedy that should help. So does Alfie, actually! But surprising literally novody, the two have very different definitions of "remedy"

Tagging: @sicktember

[spanishshipper]

Ok she is cute.... Maybe I want her to be my girlfriend 👉👈

[rosasappho]

good god opening the funimation app and seeing hetalia there it’s like a jumpscare

[masqueradingmoon]

i know for a fact there are a few people who watch anime who follow me so i just wanna make it super clear that if you watch hetalia i dont want you here. youre welcome to leave. this isnt gonna be a good place for you. attack on titan too while we’re at it but im more fired up about the former rn

[keroseneinhalers]

Number 1 sounds like hell so that's my vote

okay i have multiple talking points to get through so hang tight

the ronald mcdonald smexy campaign:

we r staring off in the shallow end today folks. we’ve all seen him. sexy ronald. this is what the hetalia fans moved to after it ended. look at him. sometimes hes a guy (always a twink). sometimes he’s a girl with bigmack sized badonka dinks. mcdonald’s is always sexy but in away that makes u think. wow. this is my capitalism is evil

but that’s not all. the kfc logo. we’ve all seen it. kernel sanders is pretty dilfy. we know this. we been knew. BUTLOOK AT THIS

CAPITALISM BREEDS INNOVATIVION HUHH?? WHAT INNIVATION DO U MEAN??? IF THAT INNOVATION IS IN HIS PANTS IYS NOT REAL.

i’ll accept this one because at least it’s accurate BUT i do draw the line at twink kernel sanders. it’s just not right. it feels wrong. especially when it’s this:

hate this.

that was a dilf and now look at it. ruined a perfectly good dilf is what you’ve done.

i bet ur wondering now: i was promised hetalia parrels ginger!!! where r my hetalia parrels. well boy do i have news 4 u. deep in the trench’s of the internet exists a monstrosity too great to even imagine. i will post experts from it below, but keep in mind anything past the first five pages would get my icon pixelated if u know what i mean.

that’s right. kfc. mcdonald’s. and america.

please god. i see what you did for the dinosaurs and all i ask is that you smite me and everyone else on this earth. i can take no more of this torture.