#hetalia ensemble

[vibite]

Congratulations to Hetalia for its 20th anniversary! 🎉

[skoati]

Here's a list that noone asked for of which hetalia charas I think would fuck their nyotalia counterpart

America: Absolutely. Narcissism + big boobs oh yeahhh baby

Russia: No but they would get along like siblings. Cuddle in a cottage under a thick blanket.

England: Yes but they'd get in a fight halfway through

France: Yes of course. Would have the most romantic movie-style sex ever

Canada: No but they'd be friends

China: ...no?

Japan: Yes cuz he's a freak

Germany: No (too awkward)

North Italy: Yes. Tomboy + femboy supremacy

South Italy: I could see this going either direction. Romano would be nice at first but Chiara would be bitchy which makes him bitchy in turn

Prussia: No, surprisingly don't get along. Would find each other annoying.

Bonuses:

Spain: Yes he's a sucker for women he'd get dommed by his nyo

Belarus: No but they'd team up to harass the russias

Ukraine: Yes

Austria: No

Hungary: No they'd get on each other's nerves

Portugal: Yes

Poland: Absolutely yes

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

Hetalia except for some reason the main cast randomly decides to be superheroes and they become a superhero team.

[thatsamericano]

Himbos and Tsunderes of hetalia?

This isn't meant to be a comprehensive list, but...

Himbos: America (himbo king), Denmark, Spain, Prussia (occasionally), probably Australia (we don't get much of him in canon, but I get himbo vibes)

Tsunderes: Romano (no duh), England (double no duh), Molossia, Czech Republic (to Slovakia at least)

[rosethreeart]

Yay I’ve been waiting for your ask box to open up, but I didn’t want to ask if it was on purpose. Anywho card verse? Do tell more

Yeah real sorry about the that honestly no clue how I even did that 😅

Putting this under the cut because I decided to infodump apparently fjdndndn

I’ve done a few drawings and designs for it and like for most canon I chose to ignore the actual placements of characters lol

How characters are placed: based on how they would fit symbolically as well as which roles they would fit best.

King: external politics

Queen: international affairs and whatnot

Jack:military

Ace: royal advisors as well as ambassadors

Jockers: agents of chaos lol

They do not indicate any sort of relationship between the Queen and king and it is I face seen as taboo for a king and Queen to be romantic together.

As if the moment there are two alliances

The red alliance (contains diamonds and hearts)

And the black alliance (spades and clubs)

Spades and hearts have a very tense relationship (few things holding it together are the fact that Amelia (King of Hearts)’s father Arthur (Queen of Spades) is part of the court.)

Spades and diamonds are pretty much on neutral territory

Clubs slightly at odds with diamonds as they are indebted to them which sours clubs relation with hearts

Joker Veneziano was born into the court of diamonds as was raised by the former Ace Romulus. And typically tips scales towards diamonds favor in recent years. Whether or not he’s been successful is yet to be discovered ;). He prefers manipulating through the emotions and thoughts of the various courts and setting things into place until he’s able to knock over all the dominos when he sees fit.

Joker Gilbert was born to the Spades, and much like his home country he tends to focus on the military aspects of things. Chaos and fighting are sure to be caused by his presence.

You should never take advice from a joker but everyone seems to forget this when it comes to want information on another kingdom or in ways in which they can gain an upper hand; doesn’t always work out for them.

Diamonds are costal empire they have a farm and fishing based economic system, you can find plenty of artists and other creative based worked there.

Hearts have a focus on skilled labor, anything from expert weaponry to the best of shoes to expertly built houses.

Spades are typically a military based kingdom protected by snow and mountain ranges tho lately they’ve been having a focus on things like oil, lumber, and mass production.

Clubs is the economy based kingdom; most of the four kingdoms money is created and stored here as well with most business practices. If you want a good attorney or accountant best to find them here.

Numbers work based on how “important” your job is viewed as. Natalya is a personal guard for her brother the king, and is there for extremely important so she would rank as an 11. Their sister Katya (Ukraine idk if that’s her human name lmao) is a crop farmer and is seen as less important so she’s around a 3; though if she lived in diamonds she would most likely be ranked as a 5.

[thatsamericano]

Favorite hetalia facts

Here are a few off the top of my head:

Dora the Explorer is one of America’s weaknesses.

Romano is slightly shorter than Veneziano. He had tears in his eyes when this was pointed out to him.

England can’t swim.

Canada once gave America a three-hour lecture that made him cry.

Lithuania once had a nightmare about China and India arguing over who was better friends with Russia.

Finland is Santa Claus.

Spain was thrilled when a bunch of turtles unexpectedly showed up when he was at Romano’s house. (Relatable, because I would also be excited about surprise turtles.)

To make himself stop thinking about a childhood memory with Austria, Switzerland put a bucket on his head and punched the bucket.

Prussia keeps diaries and has a giant room filled with them.

Germany has a secret love of baking cakes.