#hetalia shitposts

[the-heaminator]

In the 60s someone calls Alfred a power bottom at rock bottom and he nearly kills someone

[council-of-beetroot]

One entertaining thing about Poland is that Poland is the one Warsaw Pact nation that pretty much didn't bother changing their flag or their coat of arms* (the crown was taken off the eagle because crowns are too bougie for the commies)

I'm just imagining a hypothetical scenario where everyone in the Warsaw Pact having to redesign their coats of arms, and Feliks having that kid smoking crack at the back of the class kind of energy

Feliks: here you go *hands design*

Ivan: That's literally your current coat of arms

Feliks: I know

~Cue Ivan later on because he has other things to focus on like argue with Alfred over kitchen appliances telling Feliks it's fine just no crown take it or design a new one~

Erzsi: *whispers* take that deal before someone changes their mind and you are stuck with flags and some sheaths of wheat like the rest of us.

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

Mumbling to myself about how the nations are some sub-species of primordial gods of the earth who encompass the abstract and vague idea of a civilization or society as I walk across my dimly lit room which is covered in a mess of papers of all sorts, connecting dots with a shitty red yarn string all while running on 5 cups of coffee and 8 minutes of sleep.

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

A concept:

Hetalia world meeting, BUT!!

Glowstick party theme

How would this be beneficial to the aph nations work ethic? It's not...

But consider:

It's all under black light, rest of the lights are off.

Glowsticks hell yea~

They write their notes in highlighter so they can see them under the black light

Dress code is anything neon

There will definitely be chaos

This does not benefit their work ethic whatsoever but f it the meetings are already chaotic enough, at this point, why not?

[mangomercury]

i found a hidden gem in kylee henke’s row of zoobe videos, and realized that this one in particular is peak germany hetalia

[mangomercury]

what do you mean italy didn’t react to the pictos’ mothership returning like this?? smh :/

[mangomercury]

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I found this shitpost edit by @song-of-echo and @probablysomeproblems, and the rest is history--

[robespiierre]

i love aph germany so much i want to punch him straight in the fucking face