#incorrect hetalia

[thirdlotusprince3]

Canada: England is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working.

America: Turn it upside down and use the 6!

Canada: Genius!

England: *stops choking momentarily*

[tsukikitty]

"It's not kidnapping, it's surprise adoption," - Luciano Vargas.

(I headcannon that Luciano is a serial adopter. If he finds out that a child is in a terrible family, yoink! Not anymore!)

[marsinoff]

Lithuania: Feliks, you need to stop your “pretty boy” stuff! Poland: You need to stop being so cute. Lithuania: Feliks, it's not going to work on me! Poland: That tight green outfit works on you. Lithuania: Stop. Poland: You have a sexy hairstyle. Lithuania: You're embarrassing yourself! Poland: You have perfect eyes. Lithuania: Lithuania: Kiss me.

[marsinout]

England: Tell me your deepest fantasy. Germany: 8 to 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

[irithnova]

Review was for a buttplug

[rottenappleinthebox]

US/European countries: I didn't know the Argentinian accent was so nice to hear

Other Hispanic countries: It is pretty nice, but Colombian accent sweeps

Argentina: What the fuck are you guys on about?? Rioplatense accent is the most annoying shit ever

Uruguay, with the same accent: Agreed

Argentina: See??

[jwdoodles]

Lithuania: Romano, please keep an eye on America today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Romano: Sure, I'd love to see America get punched.

Lithuania:

Lithuania: Try again.

Romano:

Romano: I will stop America from getting punched.

[iliketothimkimfunny]

Watching Mulan China: Do you know what the lesson is? Vietnam: Don't get married. Go to war.