#hetaliagirl104

[forfuckssakejim]

"I’m sweating balls." I say as balls of every size form and drop from my body. People are falling everywhere. I am sweating balls.

[forfuckssakejim]

I think one of the funniest things ever is when someone on TV says your dogs name because it's a character or something and your dogs head just perk up like "you called, not you. Someone called my name" and then do whatever it was they were doing

[forfuckssakejim]

Okay, I'm caving. I'm reading Divergent, Emma (finnicksbottom) keeps saying I should read it and I keep seeing it on my dash.

[forfuckssakejim]

Snuggling next to your pet is the best thing in the world. Unless it’s midnight and you don’t have a pet. Then you should open your eyes and see what your snuggling with.

[forfuckssakejim]

I love how at the end of the Cross My Heart music video everyone outside knows Josh is getting laid.

[forfuckssakejim]

If you ever murder somebody, watch Fried Green Tomatoes, it’ll teach you how to get rid of it.

[forfuckssakejim]

My dad just pointed out that the car that almost hit Clara’s dad was the same car that hit Rose’s dad.

[forfuckssakejim]

Being an adult is having a chocolate chip cookie for breakfast and no one telling you you can't.