#hexthemoon

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I finally posted my first tiktok video.

Since it’s my first, it doesn’t look all that great or aesthetically pleasing.

https://www.tiktok.com/@celestiallunacy/video/6922919011206352134?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

Original spell is here: https://celestial-lunacy.tumblr.com/post/641140500654669824/spell-to-hex-the-moon

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Guess what I’m doing tonight?

I have my red candle representing Mars, it’s a Tuesday and also the moon is waning. It’s a good day to throw around hexes and other vile spells. No need for oil or herbs for this candle, I’ve already put Mars energy inside of it a few months ago.

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One of these days, after I’ve used magic to crack the moon I’m gonna magically launch a big asteroid at the moon to see if it hits.

I know that the moon constantly gets hit by asteroids on a daily basis but mine is going to be bigger. Not world ending big, not big enough to destroy the moon but big enough to make a dent.

Don’t expect anything like that to happen right now, it’s just something that I might do in the future.

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Update on the moon cracking spell I've been doing.

Nothing major happened yet. Nasa hasn't said anything about any X shaped cracks forming on the moon.

Nasa doesn't seem to write articles about the moon very often so I guess instead of trying to have Nasa write an article a month or two from now, I should start focusing my magic on cracking the moon this year and wait for my results.

No, this isn't the Moon trying to protect itself from my 'hexes' it's just me being shit at magic. I can barely manifest a penny on the ground with a regular money spell so it's to be expected that a spell this huge won't give me any immediate results.

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Spell To Hex The Moon

Yes, you’ve read the title right.

Note: Since the moon isn’t alive like an animal or plant, you can’t really hex it. However, what you can do is damage its surface with the power of magic. The idea is that you have a clay moon and you make a BIG cut in it (when it’s big, it’s more noticeable to satellites and you’ll see your result in the news.) and by the power of sympathetic magic and a candle, the moon will began to crack because of the magma that lurks beneath it that moves its plates around but there is a small chance that a meteor will hit the surface and give it its large crack.

Either way, The moon should somehow crack in the exact way you disfigured your homemade clay moon.

Now for the ingredients.

You will need a...

🌕-Clay Moon (preferably one that’s pre-linked with the moon beforehand with a naming ritual similar to a poppet naming ritual)

🌖-Big Red Candle (Mars energy is good for hexes due to its aggressive energy. The candle also needs to be big so you can light it and leave it for a while.)

🌘-Waning Moon (Used for destructive magic. Ironically, you can use the moon’s own energy against it. All you’re doing is putting a crack in it.

🌚-A knife (You can also use your athame or ritual dagger)

Instructions

🔮 You begin the spell on a Tuesday on the hour of Mars. You want to dip into as much Mars energy as possible to power the spell up. 

🔮 You take your candle and ask Mars to send its energy into the candle either with the appropriate invocation or visualize the energy reaching from Mars and infusing it with energy. Infusing it with Martian oils will help too.

🔮 After infusing the candle, light it and have your clay moon in your hand. You then say this incantation to it:

Moon I ask you to hear these words that are spoken I force your surface to be broken Whether with a shake, a quake or a meteor hits your surface A deformity will now form on your circumference

🔮 Here’s the fun part! :) You then take your knife and cut into the clay moon’s surface with a large noticeable cut so Nasa’s satellite would be able to see it in space. They need to be impressed by the shape of the crack so they would write articles about it so you can see your results on the internet or news.

🔮 After you’ve disfigured the clay moon, visualize for a while the moon developing that crack because of the energy from the Mars candle or coming from Mars itself. You can also put the clay moon into the candle’s flame and torch the area you’ve just cut and then do your visualization (Careful, some clays can be flammable) 

🔮 Once you’re satisfied, put the moon by the candle for a few hours. After a few hours have past, put out the candle and keep relighting it and putting it out for a couple days until it’s completely gone. When you light it, visualize the moon cracking where you’ve cut it.

And that’s it! If you do this right, you’ll find that the moon isn’t as magically strong as you’d think and it’ll eventually start cracking if you pull the spell off. You’d be so strong, you can tell people in your pagan groups you’ve cracked the moon using your magic.

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Here's my spell I've written for myself to get those lazy fuckers in Nasa to take a new picture of the moon so I can see whether or not my moon cracking spell worked.

Ingredients:

📷Yellow Candle

✉Must be a Tuesday on the hour of Mercury (or a Wednesday on the hour of Mars)

''Mercury I ask you to join forces with Mars to force Nasa to post a very recent picture of the moon Help me send this message to Nasa. Before two months pass,force them to take a picture of the moon and show the world its appearance.''

I don't expect people to use this spell, this is just me showing my work.

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So I’ve realized something about my moon hexing ‘experiment’ and it’s not what you think.

I think my spell might’ve worked but the main issue is that Nasa won’t take or post any recent pictures of the moon. It’s likely that there is a x shaped crack there but unless I magically force those lazy fuckers over at Nasa to post a new picture of the moon or release a moon livestreaming satellite for the public to look at, I won’t know whether or not my spell worked.

Seems like that I need to start working with the planet Mercury’s day (communication) with the planetary hour of Mars (domination) to get what I want. Mercury+Mars= Forcing Nasa to communicate

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Let me make this clear.

Even though there are Gods and Goddesses associated with the moon, it doesn’t mean that the Moon as a physical thing is a deity because it isn’t. Looking at it with atheist eyes,it’s just a floating rock in space.  Not everybody is Pagan so of course not everybody is going to see the Moon as a deity. Some do and some don’t.

But apparently if you use magic to cause an earthquake on the moon, it somehow means it’s an act of war against the moon Gods even though you aren’t aiming at them whatsoever, just the satellite.

That’s like trying to say that if I caused an earthquake on Earth it means I’m ‘hexing’ Gaia and I should be punished. If Jesus’ blood is wine and I wanted to put somebody under a love spell and I managed to make the potion from wine, am I hurting Jesus?

It’s not like I’m hexing deities here, if I wanted to I’d just do it. But no, I’m aiming my spells at the moon.

I’m only cracking the moon to prove several points. 

No rule of three or karma backlash is going to come after you if you crack the moon open and that it is possible to use magic to effect the Moon. Its aura isn’t going to prevent you from causing an earthquake to give it a scar on its surface. And as for the karmic backlash that’s supposed to come from this, I’m still alive and my life is great. I’ve started this experiment a few months ago and literally nothing changed.

Even though I had always said I was ‘hexing the moon’, in truth, I use the term ‘hex’ for attention. I want people to yell at me and threaten to hex me over a space rock and so far, people did respond with something along the lines of ‘’You’re fucked, the moon’s going to kick your ass’’  but no hex threats yet.