#hfth shitpost

[trashcanakin]

[geniuscomediae]

every episode of HFTH summarised:

*spooky cryptic shit*

Nikignik: hello from the hallowoods :3 I am in your walls.

*insert gay trauma 1*

Nikignik: I miss my dead boyfriend :(

*insert gay trauma 1.5*

*static*

Lady Ethel: hello, I am an evil marketing girlboss. buy my product.

*static*

Nikignik: fuck you and also kill yousef. back to your scheduled gay programming.

*insert gay trauma 2*

Nikignik: I actually love humans, such a shame you're all gonna die soon.

*insert gay trauma 3*

Nikignik: okay, I see you're waking up, go back to sleep soon so I can continue to brood about my dead boyfriend :(

[roki-roki-roll]

Random Hallowoods ship generator dump lol

[balladsforlittleminnies]

Just noticed that my Diggory print and my Percy print are hung next to one another but facing opposite directions and I wanted everyone else to have a bad day

[evil-but-refined]

Og is by himejoshihope and silly circuitry on Twitter, this is just a shitpost

[geniuscomediae]

this fanfic shit is easy

[geniuscomediae]

is this anything

[geniuscomediae]

this is my hallowoods oc: they are the eighth Mendie and their name is Jeffrey Kills-