#hi yo

[poppyssupergirl]

Your fic reveals you’re horny on main for attractive women lol

I walked directly into this and I still wasn't expecting it. You're not wrong yo, you're not wrong.

[unruledlewdity]

restartfromzero started following you

fatedepravityorder started following you

the-nekomatas started following you

eenie

meenie

miney

fuck

[urdeepestfathoms]

Onibi Fandom Guide: Characters

Mai: takes eating someone out to a whole new level

Zhu Li: TEAM MOM TEAM MOM TEAM MOM

Shikyou: everyone's waifu

Emi: a small angry cinnamon roll that needs love

Etsuko: BITCH YOU'RE BASICALLY A CHILD

Tsukuyomi: mwahahahaha

Twin Number 1: gay for her sister

Twin Numbet 2: also gay for her sister

Bro Li: pure ray of sunshine pumpkin son

[urdeepestfathoms]

Zhu Li: *trying to open a can of food with a screwdriver* Hi Yo: Be careful, Zhu Li. Hi Yo: Careful, Zhu Li. Careful, Zhu Li. Careful, Zhu Li. Careful, Zhu Li. Careful, Zhu Li! Hi Yo: BE CAREFUL ZHU LI!! Zhu Li: Hi Yo, the lid is already off.

[mindthegraveltrap]

Accidentally ending up in ferrari’s video racap of the race because i was standing next to someone in ferrari merch

[easylovcr]

// starter call //

okay so i'm literally the biggest 'the 1975' stan ever and if you like this i’ll take a random lyric from one of their songs and make a starter out of it!   little warning; nsfw themes!

[urdeepestfathoms]

Zhu Li: About a week ago I accidentally slept with Mai.

Hi Yo: Really?

Zhu Li: Yes.

Hi Yo: You accidentally slept with Mai.

Zhu Li: Yes.

Hi Yo: Accidentally.

Zhu Li: Yes.

Hi Yo: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

[luckyazf-blog]

Ainda bem que você me viu. Como contar para alguém não é uma opção, o que acha de pegar uma latinha e me ajudar?