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asexualsteverogers replied to your post

Oh bruh, no, I was like, Kakuzu trash and I reblogged a “who do you ship me with?” thing and Toz was like “HIDAN” and it spiralled out of control from there and now its basically canon. Good fucking luck with the Kabuto thing.

I REMEMBER IT. I REMEMBER...... WHEN HIDASTINA HAPPENED

I WOULD APOLOGIZE BUT YOU TWO ARE REALLY CANON. I DON'T UNDERSTAND

pls god.... u see me tryin to be good.... just reblogging my bae.... pls not kabuto.... hes fuckin trash....... interesting ttrash.... trash i wouldn't mind pickin thru for something i accidentallly threw out.... but trash

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noshitnoms replied to your post

pffff it is 100% canon she’s never gonna get rid of him now. don’t u worry about a thing, brandy mae. i don’t understand your attraction to kabuto but i will respect u in the morning

whAT ATTRACTION. MY BLOG IS ABOUT GAARA. OBVIOUSLY

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MAMA I ACCIDENTLY POOPED MYSELF AND DADDY (Hidan) IS TOO BUSY LAUGHING AT ME TO HELP

Dammit all, CJ. Come on, let's get you to a bathroom.

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A reading of this story written by Tozette, the spearhead of the Hidan/Christina ship.

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Everyone should ship Hidan/Christina/Hinata. It is the only OT3.

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tozettewrites and I have been discussing dramatic readings of shitty fanfiction all night (er, morning? afternoon? For Toz. It's 2:42 in the morning here.)

So, as a gift to Toz, a dramatic reading of the post that started it all, the first (and really only) Hidan/Christina fanfiction, written by Toz herself.

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ITACHI AGREES TO ADOPT CJ; SASUKE LOSES WHAT LITTLE SHIT HE HAD LEFT. that is all

"ITACHI, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, I'M YOUR ACTUAL BROTHER, TAKE CARE OF ME DAMMIT NOT CARLOS."

"Sasuke, you can handle yourself. Look at this poor child. He needs me. He has half of Hidan's genetics. He needs me, Sasuke. Come on, CJ, let's go. I'll make you some eggs."

Jealous!Brother Sasuke and doting Big Brother/Adopted Father!Itachi makes CJ's life a little more bearable.

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noshitnoms replied to your post:noshitnoms replied to your post:noshitnoms replied...

Ahahaha, omg. I see Konan and Itachi getting babysiting duty a lot. Also CJ would think Itachi was the coolest ever, because Itachi will always be The Coolest Big Brother despite having no social or decision making skills.

Konan and Itachi are the only ones who are just the right amount of "responsible" and "not embarrassing". Itachi never stops being the Coolest Big Brother but Deidara and Kisame are like the Cool Uncles who hype him up on sugar and take him to theme parks and then turn him back over to Hidan and I at the end of the day. They are so down for the fun but none of the responsibility.