Hifudoppo incorrects
Hifumi: heyyy, Doppochin. What's up?
Doppo: my stress levels
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Hifumi: what was your last name again?
Doppo: same as always
Hifumi, gets on one knee: you've been using it for a long time, I think we should change it
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Hifumi: I've been living a lie this whole time!
Doppo: just one? I've been living, like, 23 of them
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Doppo: we're gonna die!
Hifumi: be more positive!
Doppo: I'm positive we will die!
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Hifumi: you're the best thing that has ever happened to me
Doppo: your life must be shittier than I thought
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Doppo, texting Hifumi: putting uwu at the end of your every message won't hide your pain
Hifumi: yes it will UwU
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Hifumi: you look tired, Doppochin
Hifumi, smiling hopefully, gestures to his lap: wanna rest?
Doppo: nah I'm not tired just ugly
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Doppo: Hifumin, I don't know how to tell you this... But you're in love with me
Hifumi: *buffering, loading, perks up*
Hifumi: oh my god, I am! *jumps on Doppo*
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Hifumi: did you know kissing reduces stress?
Doppo: so?
Hifumi: and you....
Hifumi: look... really stressed
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Doppo, looking at a bottle full of something: is this juice or bleach?
Hifumi, grabs and chugs the bottle: bleach. Want some?
Doppo: yeah
