#finestmclaggen

[solcno-blog]

Sitting in the Study Hall, Austin was trying to focus on the work before him. Essays were hard enough, and with all the reading he had to do...---he was trying his best not to panic. So instead, he plugged in his headphones, listening to Great Disaster as he tried to do his reading. But instead, the Hufflepuff got swept away by the beats, soon trying to recreate his own version of the song.

[creaturekidcaleb]

@finestmclaggen replied to your post: I assume you're gay.

I think it’s because of the biceps. And that face. But I dunno, different strokes for different folks, right?

How do my face and arms make me seem gay? It’s a personality, brain thing, to consider yourself gay, not a body type thing.

[olivia--jordan-blog]

@finestmclaggen

Are you implying that there are some among us who would be willing to cross that line? Or are already doing so?

I’m not saying that, but I’m totally saying that. Let’s be real Clara, there must be at least one or two of you trying to just for better grades or because you think it’ll work out.

[olstarhopkins-blog]

all of the text memes pls!

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

[text] Anyone ever told you that you’re an amazeballs teacher? I actually feel not sucky at Gobstones now!! Thank you, I am eternally in your debt!

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

[text] AYUO AHOSULD COME UP WIH A FUN CASHPHEASE FOR GOBSTRONS TO MAK IT COOLLER! CASHRPHRASES MEAKE EVERYTHING BETTERRE!

Send me ♥ for a sexual/naughty text

[text] This is a weird question but you’re smart - do you know what fisting is? Because I don’t and I might have used it in an incorrect context when talking about puppets and people are laughing at me and I’m so confused D:

Send me !! for a threatening text

[text] Clarrraaaa I’ve been waiting outside the kitchen for you for ten minutes already and if you don’t show up soon I’m going to eat ALL the cookies I was going to force you to try instead D:

Send me ☼ for a morning text

[text] We should invest in buying a House rooster because I cannot wake up on time for the life of me D: Save me a place at breakfast?

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

[text] WEIRD QUESTION but have you ever considered dying your hair blonde to be more statistically average? Just wondering.

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

[text] I thought Clara was kinda severe too, but she’s really actually cool! And Gobstones is weirdly fun lol you should come to a meeting!

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

[text] Do you think that bomb thing was just a prank? I left before it happened but like... you were there, right? What did you see? And what do you think?

[fabulousfawley]

❤, ●, ♔

Send ❤ for a loving text.

Blair: So, I know this sounds absolutely cray cray, but before I got to Hogwarts, I never really had any... friends that last, I guess? Parents didn’t want me around their kids because I was too spoiled or something, so I just wanted to say thank you for like, being one of the first people to stick by me for a long time. I think this calls for like a four year friendaversary ring this summer or something! 

Send ♔ for a admiring text.

Blair: Okay, the way you were swinging your sword around today at Fencing Club was awesome. I totes think you’re going to beat Duncan one of these days, just don’t tell him I said that i’m jumping to team Clara :-p 

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

Blair: Shut up, Clara is not the only person in the castle that likes me. She’s just better than most of the rest of them, that’s why I spend so much time with her.

text message memes.

[becclaw]

♔, ♬

Send ♔ for a admiring text.

Text: You’re really beautiful when you smile, you know that? I mean, you’re beautiful all the time, but you just looked so happy today, it was practically contagious.I don’t know how anyone could have seen you and not just instantly felt like their day was a little brighter. 

Send ♬ for a desperate text.

Text: Oh my gosh, I had so much fun at the Dung Beetles concert, you were so right about them! But I’ve had this one song stuck in my head for DAYS NOW and I can’t figure out what the title is because I don’t actually know the words. Since you’re the expert, can I hum it to you in a voice memo and have you try to help me figure out which one it is?

text message memes.

[urquhartofslytherin-blog]

Urqfart

How creative, McLaggen. Only you would come down to such petty name calling, instead of proving your worth.

[becclaw]

♣ , !! ,↕

texting meme:

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

[text] Clara i d da bad[text] remeeehr when twe talked about alocohl and i said i dint really sdrink it?[text] i doirnked it togady.[text] i just effel so happy lke none of th abd stuff atters anywaymore[text]  ik ianda wanna do this all the tie now?[text] wanna come joun us?

Send me !! for a threatening text

[text] Clara, no![text] I fall asleep on Leo all the time, it’s nothing![text] You can’t show that picture to people, I don’t want them to think we’re like a couple![text] If you don’t delete it I’m going to -- I don’t know what I’m going to do, but I’m going to do something and it won’t be very nice!

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

[text] Hey Clara, are you okay?[text] You weren’t in class earlier, and I noticed that Mila was giving you a hard time during breakfast, and well...[text] Just text me back, okay? Otherwise I’ll come looking for you and then we’ll both be in detention for skipping class :p