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You as Tina: "Is that my shirt?" [Sugina?] / "What if someone catches us?” [Brittina] / "I’m bad for you.” [Samtina]

"Is that my shirt?"

"Look, Sugar, I know you probably spent a lot of money on this, but you love neon leopard print. You know who else loves neon leopard print? Scary Spice. I should have asked, but you disappeared on one of your weird spa weekends, and come on, don't I look awesome enough to make up for it?"

"What if someone catches us?"

"Brittany, be quiet! What if the Warblers hear us? It was your idea to come steal all of their hairgel so that they don't look as handsome during sectionals. Well - okay, you wanted it all for Lord Tubbington's blackmarket, but I wanted it as revenge for them being jerks to Blaine when he's just trying to be a good coach, and so that we could help Rachel win so she can get it out of her system and go back to New York."

"I'm bad for you."

"Sam Evans, don't you dare act like I don't know what this is about. You hung out with Mike yesterday, and now your guilt is finally kicking in. I'm not his property, you know! I'm an adult woman and I can make my own choices. Either that or you're feeling insecure, which is ridiculous. Mike was an amazing boyfriend, I won't deny that, but you're the one that knows how to make me laugh when I want to cry. You're the one that noticed my boobs got bigger when no one else even thought I was hot enough to look at like that. You are the one that I want to be with, so would you please stop trying to push me away?"

#samtina #brittina #sugtina #hihoqueeriorps #c: tina cohen chang #s: samtina #s: brittina #s: sugtina #answered #answered meme #hihoqueeriosrps

You as Marley: "You mean everything to me."[Sarley] / "What sort of noise was that?” [Barley] / "Do you love me?" [Sugarley]

"You mean everything to me."

"That's...really sweet, Sam. I'm sure Rachel will be happy to hear that. It's the kind of thing every girl wants you to say to them, right? Even the ones who've just had dumb crushes on the boy who made them feel welcome on the first day at a new school, or the boy who made sure to...I'm sorry, I'm just not the right person to help you with this. I need to go, I need to - good luck, Sam, okay? For your sake, I hope she says yes when you ask her to marry you."

"What sort of noise was that?"

"It's a baby elephant! Isn't it cute? I figured since we're having Disney week, I could get the guys more excited if we did that crazy song from Tarzan and remind them that they're not all just sappy love duets. I was hoping maybe you could do it, too, and figure out some kind of dance that looks like an elephant too. Did I...did I do it wrong? Here, let me try again!"

"Do you love me?"

"You know, Miss Motta, against all odds, you managed to win my heart over the past couple of years. I'm going to be so sad when you go off to school. I'm going to miss you like crazy, and send you all kinds of obnoxious 'guess what song we're singing in glee club this week!' snapchats, and maybe link you to awesome Hunger Games fanfiction because you totally cried when I read you that one about Katniss and Peeta in the American Civil War, admit it! And I'll count down the days until you're home, and I'll save up all my tips from the Lima Bean to come visit you, and - am I rambling yet? Should I stop?"

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You as Brittany: "I just want to cuddle." [Brugar] / "Just what did we do last night?"[Bram] / "I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?” [Brittany/Future Britt - Time Machine, dude!]

"I just want to cuddle."

"Sugar, you're kind of not tall enough. Sorry slash not sorry. Sam's used to cuddling tall girls like me and Marley, so if you want him to be your next boo, you're going to have to wear some stilts."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Oh! Don't worry, Sam, your hair will grow back! But I met all these bees yesterday, and I bought their wax because I wanted to thank them for letting me visit their home, and then I was afraid it would go bad if I didn't use it, so I used it on your legs. You're like smoother than Lord Tubbington's belly after he's singed all his hair off with his cat-bong, isn't it nice?"

"I'm all for spicing things up, but isn't this a bit much?"

"Come on, future me, you're no fun! Why else would the Time Lord send you to me in a hot tub if we weren't supposed to use it? Plus, then I can make sure if I still have awesome abs in the future or if I need to make myself dance more to stay this mega-hot."

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You as Ryder: "I think I broke it." [Rygar] / [ text ]: I don’t think I can do this anymore. [Bryder] / "I’m pregnant and it’s yours." [Syder (wtf lmao)]

"I think I broke it."

"What? No, Sugar, it's a Lego, these things don't break. You probably just...oh my God. You actually broke it! How did you even do that? Did you run it over with a tractor or something? Wait, there's no way you have a tractor, so...how?"

[text] I don't think I can do this anymore.

[text] Brittany, no! BE STRONG.

[text] You like surprises, right? I know you're excited about Sam's surprise birthday party, but you'll be even more excited when you see the look on his face when he shows up for the party.

[text] Plus I'll totally let you go on the dinosaur bouncy castle first if you just hold out the two more days.

"I'm pregnant and it's yours."

"Sam, why the heck did you agree to be in this weird school play again? Seriously, that's not even possible. If you're going to do some kind of sci-fi fantasy thing, couldn't you at least be in a cool show like Star Wars instead of 'I'm Your Husband and I'm Having a Baby'? Like, who writes this stuff, dude? I know your impressions are good and you want people to see them, but this is so not worth it."