at mississouppi inc we strive to yap about everything and anything. if nobody's talking about something, trust, i am. allergic to shutting up. terminal yapatrondra. please talk to me.
hello everydork i have decided to make a masterdoc of everything ive ever said about the koopalings
does it contain everything i think? no. yall gotta wait to hear allllll the good stuff smh i need content
does it contain everything ive posted about these chuds? probably. its supposed to. just veeeeery condensed down. yall know how much i talk.
at the time of posting this its not done. theres probably 2 summarised posts in there. i yap too much. but i wanted to inform yall. itll be updated with time! trust! if you log on ill probably be in there. editing. this is a very very very long work in progress because i never shut up and i refuse to use ai to summarise. im not that much of a lazy chud.
so here you go
hello everybody this is mississouppis comprehensive guide to everything ive ever said ever about the koopalings. very very very condensed do
feeling very nichetony and also i bought three aussie lemonade monsters so uhhhhh lets assign everybody a flavour. monster supremacy. all other energy drinks taste like pee. most monster flavours taste like pee tbh. not the aussie lemonade im drinking right now though. that shit divine.
larry likes to try whatever flavours new. theyre usually. bad. takes forever to pick a drink. usually he defaults to the zero sugar lo carb. why? idk. first monster i ever had. ive never had an original monster and neither has larry. he also likes the blue one. mostly because he'll drink fuckin anything thats blue. I LOVE ARTIFICIAL COLOURS they make shit taste better trust. larry and his blue beverages against the world.
morty is Not an energy drinker hes very caffeine sensitive for a guy who is addicted to sleep. but when he has to be on the jobsite at 5am, a guy needs a liiiiiiittle help. be cool morty join the dark side. on the very rare occasions he'll have an energy drink its a pacific punch monster. which is an absolutely disgusting flavour but i think hed like it. we cant all be perfect morty its okay i love you anyway. he gets so anxious after.
wendys a vanilla ice berry redbull girl. because its the best flavour of redbull. which tastes like pee and gives me a headache. but. she'll sometimes have a lil ultra peach monster. it hits where she needs it to and its a cute can. she thinks all the others are abhorrent though. redbull girly to her CORE. do not get between this woman and her white peach redbull every morning. she will kill you.
iggys a nitro monster kinda guy i know it in my bones. he likes to be disgusting and horrible and caffeinemaxx until his heart is no longer beating and instead just. trembling with fear in his chest. guys the heart is a muscle you gotta exercise it til failure trust. never see this man drink water. kidneys are COOKED. does he gaf? HAHAHA. no. his record is 13 in one day and every day he seemingly tries to break it. caffeine does not affect him at this point.
roy crushes a pipeline punch monster every day before the gym and has insane heart palpitations for like four hours after. does this concern him? does this concern the man with a known heart condition? lol no. he just crushes another pipeline punch monster afterwards. if hes feeling extra disordered he'll get a white monster instead. hey babe ilysm you are going to Die in your thirties.
lemmys a khaotic monster guy. honestly this one slaps very underrated monster flavour i do enjoy it. dude loves anything citrus flavoured. if it has a random mix of tropical fruit flavourings, hes into it. he likes his liquidslop mysterious and overtly sweet. if it would give a normal person a headache, hes drinking it. dude is negative four feet tall hes hyped after one sip.
one can of monster would probably kill ludwig. he likes to send condescending articles about energy drinks into the sibling group chat like he doesnt drink 12 cups of coffee every day. ok dude whatever year taurines gonna kill me yadda yadda have you ever considered minding your damn business. hes had one sip of a white monster and acted like his heart was in vfib. youre so dramatic.
my birthdays soon please buy me a 12 pack of aussie lemonade monster and ill give you 100 hcs a day for life. writing the character birthday post like im running out of time. because i am.
Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :(
[Insert the period question] being AFAB is just so delightful, so of course we want our favorite chudlettes to join in the experience :D
here is the initial genderswap au post please read that before this otherwise ill sound fucking nuts. and if youre curious heres the regular au period question. hope ya like!
laurie would rather peel all her skin off and eat it like a kebab than get another period do not fuck with her she will rip your face off and eat it like a kebab too. she doesnt know why it makes her so uncomfortable (give her 5-7 business years to realise shes on the nonbinary spectrum), not even the cramps she just feels so grimy in her skin and everything feels wrong. like shes wearing a skin suit that is simultaneously too tight and too loose. she doesnt wanna talk about it, scrunches her nose up at the word, it makes her feel icky and uncomfortable and all Wrong. she feels bad at being a girl but she doesnt really wanna be a girl anyway and it brings up a lot of feelings she doesnt really know how to deal with. she gets very emotional and her mood is all over the place. real.
mari takes birth control. because shes the only one of these losers with a boyfriend And her periods are similar to. hell. actual hell. really long, extremely heavy, hurts like shes being stabbed over and over and over again with a fuckin mace. mari probably has pcos, i see it in my mind. she hates it. duh. who wouldnt. girl is in the fucking trenches. she cries for nine days straight. the bc helps sorta to regulate her periods but it still hurts like shes had a battalions worth of gunfire fired into her uterus. every day. she tries to distract herself by baking her cravings but it doesnt help much, she still wants to die. basically lives at her boyfriends house for her period because lucille is a BITCH but we will get to her later have patience. mari my beloved. im so horrible to this poor woman. compensating for being too nice to morty. everything hurts. all the time. she feels a little pathetic about it, like she thinks shes exaggerating how bad it is. girl wdym youre shaking crying on the floor because it hurts so bad how could you possibly be exaggerating. you are EXPERIENCING THE SITUATION. babe please.
waverly is a gay best friend maxxer he is so supportive of his sisters. dude has seven of them hes used to the trenches. he is not scared of periods and will clock folks who are. i imagine he mostly hangs out with girls too. dude is locked in on being supportive. keeps emergency supplies and painkillers in his bag at all times, he listens, he genuinely cares. hes also a rock for his trans sisters whenever theyre dealing with dysphoria, rae is his best friend and he will be endlessly supportive of her whenever she talks to him about it. which is very apprehensively, roy is repressed in every universe gender or not. waverly is a girls girl. even if hes a. boy. he doesnt care. its all natural, why would he be grossed out? only idiots would be and waverly prides himself on his intelligence. clock clock bitch.
iguana probably doesnt get a period. this is bad. shes very underweight, similar to iggy but he doesnt have a period to lose. shes got arfid and struggles with a very limited amount of safe foods, and she goes through depressive episodes where her appetite is Gone. she gets awkward talking about it, nervously laughs it off like yeahhhh oops. i forgor about that. she tries explaining the science behind it but it just. makes people more concerned. girl are you okay. most awkward woman on the planet does not know how to handle these discussions. so she tends to Not mention it. haha yeah guys shes. fine. she has side effects of these, she gets pain, shes dizzy, her acne flares up, shes got headaches. it suuuuucks. she says shes gonna work on it. but. thats hard. very hard. she gets very tired during these times and when she does get her period her mood is completely thrown off. she feels completely wrecked. generally doesnt leave her room. will snap at anyone and everyone. gets angry and then. faints. mama your iron low.
rae is a trans woman and every month she doesnt get one she feels more and more like shes pretending. shes had a very advanced medical transition; shes had bottom surgery, shes had her chest done, shes taken estrogen for years, she looks the part to herself and yet feels so. empty. its a reminder. she'll act like she just doesnt have cramps or other side effects, she keeps tampons in her purse, but it stings juuuuuuust a little. its not just a little its a lot. arguably it makes the dysphoria worse for her now given in her mind she could be So Perfect and such a Real Woman if it wasnt for this one tiny missing piece. she'll try and compensate by shutting down discussions, piggyback off lucille and say to keep that shit to yourself whenever one of the others mentions it. she feels like a fraud and she refuses to vocalise this because god knows whatll happen if the kingdom finds out their officially voted hottest woman is a FAKE. raes going through it. a lot.
lexi is also a trans girl, and whilst it aches and the dysphoria nags at her every time she feels like shes missing something so fundamental to the feminine experience, she takes it as an opportunity to be a girls girl. she doesnt know what its like but she knows what feeling like shit is like and shes certainly good at cheering folks up. stores many pads and tampons in her purse, she'll make hot water bottles for her sisters, shes at peace with listening to conversations about periods and even if it does sting a little to be reminded, shes endlessly empathetic. lexi is very kind older sister, shes a girl for the girls, and she caaaaares about her siblings. shes happy to give out hugs and when shes feeling a little down she. gives out more hugs. glues herself to iguana. cries just a little. but she tries to affirm herself. your identity is not tied to your body sister stay strong.
lucille does not think periods are something that should be vocalised or talked about. will snap at any of her sisters who try and mention it. that is not an appropriate topic of discussion. lucilles kind of an asshole. femininity is unprofessional in her mind, she lives in a mans world and she presents herself accordingly to survive in it. shes a woman in a very high up position and she has had to claw her way there against a lot of misogyny that has internalised itself over time. she will immediately shut down discussions of it, she will snap at the mention of it, and she certainly does not appreciate jokes about it from Anybody. dont fuck with her. she gets very uncomfortable and she has very uncomfortable periods, shes in a lot of pain. but you will never see her mention it. or act like it. and it sorta fuels her beliefs, like if shes suffering dealing with this and able to keep it to herself then you should certainly be able to. however she has not really considered that not everybody is exactly like her. lucille, like ludwig, is awkward in a nasty way. very dismissive. will make condescending remarks and ask if youre dying in that Tone that indicates she thinks youre being a little bitch.
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Do you have any speaking HCs? (Like accents or impediments?)
sure do
my voiceclaims are here but voiceclaims are never perfect so lets talk a little more about their speech. except wendie malick as kammy THAT voiceclaim is perfect and i will hear no criticism of that hc.
larry has a very neutral american-y sounding pretty standard darklands accent. dude grew up watching too much youtube and definitely has a bit of the influencer emphasis. WHATS UP guys toDAY weeeee're gonna be- hes so annoying. so teenage boy. he has a higher pitched voice than most 14 year olds and tends to mimic roy and pitch down when he talks to sound older. unfortunately he is plagued by voice cracks. dipper pines ahh dork. he talks very fast when hes excited and forgets about the whole i have to sound cool thing. hyped up larry sounds very dorky. its sweet. couldnt say r's as a kid and i feel very strongly about this. lawwy. rhotacism starting with an r is insane they do folks with it dirty like that. roy made so much fun of him for it. larry does not like looking back on childhood videos with him in it as a result. roy mocks him. because hes an asshole.
morty is So soft spoken. tends to mumble, hes not great at articulating all the thoughts in his head and putting them into real words for other people, so he tends to stumble over what he wants to say and mumble his way through sentences. especially around new people or when hes nervous. speaking in english class is the death of this man. the younger gang tend to have a pretty similar very neutral accent because its what theyve been taught and surrounded by, bowser speaks remarkably casually for a king. mortys voice is pretty deep for a sixteen year old, and he speaks with a bit of a drawl, his words kinda meld together. you dont hear him talk much. but he has a nice voice. when hes relaxed hes very measured, he'll take long pauses in his sentences that kinda melt into the words and feel more intentional than awkward silence or fumbling for what to say. he was a Loud kid and he still can be but ehhhh being told to shut your yap a zillion times kinda quietens a guy down.
wendy is ONE LOUD DIVA. hear this woman two blocks over. she has a bit of a melody to the way she speaks, she'll draaaaag out her words when shes making a point, wendys sentences flowwwww like fuckin honey. woman takes care of her voice. she doesnt have a particularly distinct accent, its hard to place where she sounds like shes from, its a very neutral upper class darklands accent with the tiniest valley girl twang when she gets excited. wendys veryyyy articulated, never catch this woman dropping a letter when she speaks, shes very well spoken, very clear. it definitely does not bother ludwig haha why would it bother him. he doesnt like how someone can use queer slang and still sound professional it goes against what he thinks and ludwig doesnt like to challenge his beliefs. but thats a discussion for another episode. very upbeat voice normally but she has Mastered that mean girl dripping with condescension tone. specifically for talking to mario. that tone makes anybody insecure.
iggy as we touched on here has an interesting way of speaking, his accent is pretty inconsistent. he's got a very raspy and taaaaad grating voice so it tends to distract folks from how his accent is all over the place. he'll say most words like he spawned in high as balls as an 80s teenage skater boy, he'll say some words with a twinge of lemmys sarasaland accent, others you have no idea Where he got the accent from, you will never meet a person who sounds like iggy. he has an odd inflection too, weirdly inconsistent in whether his voice goes up or down at the end of a sentence. he always seems to pick the wrong one for what hes saying. iggy speaks Very fast with an almost musical cadence to it, a rhythm that is Almost consistent and yet completely disjointed. its so hard to describe this mf. iggy has a bit of a stutter, its improved a Lot over time but he struggles on words with a lot of s/t/ch letters, the word stutter will catch him a lot. voice cracks plague him.
roy has a weirdly thick new donk accent for a guy who hasn't lived there since he was about seven. hes mostly embellishing it for tough guy points, his natural accent is a lot softer. he'll drop g's at the end of words, he'll say yous, ain't, roy speaks with a very slow rhythm most of the time. like hes bored talking to you. probably because he is, hes more animated when hes pissed. bro why are you talking like a mobster you live in a castle. can you be chill for once. when he's not putting on a stupid ROY act he speaks a Lot slower and a Lot more measured, he'll pause a lot in his sentences. hes not great at picking the right words. slight gravel to his voice, bit of a drawwwwwl, he'll drag out certain words that he otherwise wouldn't when hes putting it on. his fake accent is a lot more restrained, more clipped, he'll talk a bit faster.
i could see lemmy with a lisp. lemmy with a lisp sounds like a really lame kids tv show. lemmys got a gap between his two front teeth and this influences how he sounds, it was a lot more prominent as a kid. dude was turning s's into th's until he was about twelve. s sounds are he and iggys worst enemy. the lisp pissed ludwig off. a lot. ludwig, and definitely kid ludwig, is known for his short temper. bowser put this kid and his wretched twin in speech therapy the SECOND he acquired them. lemmy did not want to get rid of his tooth gap though, he likes it. its cute! articulation be damned he can get his point across without it, fuck yall. lemmy has a pretty soft sarasaland accent, he'll speak a bit breathier than most and he has a bit of a rhythm to how he talks. noticeable upward inflection at the end of every sentence. also. VERY noticeable gay accent. this is canon in my mind. like. lemmy koopa would have a icantsasythiswordonthesoupshowccent. a very singsongy pleaseidontwanttogeteatenaliveccent.
ludwigs first language is whateverthefuckimgonnacallskylanguage and he has a bit of an accent as a result, it'll come out more with certain words, he'll roll some r's, speak in a very ebb and flow sorta melody, its hard to describe to yall. very musical. ludwig does not say the word squirrel in front of people. it catches on his accent and it feels. embarrassing. its become less prominent over the years but it still nags at him. ludwig sounds so siiiiiiilky smooth. like honeyyyyy. uses a lot of elegant fancy words to sound smarter and they sound goooood on his tongue. he speaks like hes giving a fucking speech. all the time. babe we arent rallying the troops we are telling the mcdonalds cashier what you want. very very very formal. he thinks hes being eloquent. he is not. nobody knows what his point is. yeah dude big words make you Sound smart but what the fuck are you talking about. also. SO gay. sounds SO gay. clock him immediately. pretends he doesnt. doesnt know what it is. is gagged when lemmy tells him. hey dude your badwordforgayccent crazy.
yall im so tired
THANK YOU for your question i really enjoyed answering this one its so interesting to talk about characters voices and their little individual inflections. its so cool!! linguistics!!
thank you fandom overlord for taking inspiration from my slop i am eternally grateful!!
hes got such cunt serving potential and yet 9/10 times he will do absolutely fuck all with that and instead act like a total fucking freak and weirdo
can he lock the fuck in? no.
well, sometimes. given how INCREDIBLE your art is!!! i adore this its so editorial your honour get this man on VOGUE. he's serving such puss you truly work miracles with your art. previously unheard of things being done in the fandom. iggy serving diva the house down BOOTS?? this is magic. how is he doing this.
AAAA i love all your art thank you kindly for taking inspiration from the soupiverse you are an icon
@mississouppi soup you had requested a drawing of anything and i just had to choose him, your descriptions,references of sims and pictures were so fun to put onto paper.
He definetly is one of my favorite iggy version out there and that lanky nikotine nerd is so funny to think of!
Thank you for the headcanon lore and so many other lore drops of the koopalings because each time is a chefs kiss and i am hooked to iggys story!
i am SO glad you like him, your art is incredible and you truly captured exactly what he is: a homunculus. i am in love with this image and it is so incredibly detailed i become more obsessed every time i take another look. it is amazing. thank you eternally for drawing this for me it is PERFECT your skills are insane ilysm dear mutual.
hello everydork at special request of dear mutual @padonkadonk and as a thank you from me for their wonderful art and conversation, lets talk about SQUEACH
or for those of you that dont live in my head, iggy and lemdogs twin language. a delightful mashup of squeak and speech, largely consisting of seemingly random noises.
iggy and lemmy met in the jungle when they were kids and became Very fast friends. however iggy didnt have the best grasp on language. tends to happen when you have a mysterious backstory largely involving dwelling in the jungle for your formative years. lemmy taught iggy a lot of language, hence why iggys accent is a bit all over the place but we'll get to that when i answer that ask in my inbox. probably later today, ive been inspired and i have another 2h bus later.
lemmy could make friends with a fuckin cinderblock so befriending jungle boy wasn't too hard. communicating with jungle boy was a tad more difficult. iggs had a very basic grasp of whatever they call english in the soupiverse edition of the marioverse; his sentences would be a little jumbled, he'd interrupt himself, he had childhood tics, and he had a Stutter. quite a prominent stutter, until he was about fourteen. hed get frustrated with his own abilities and lemdogs a problem solver.
enter, squeach.
squeach is a largely lemmy invention and it consists of a lot of Sounds rather than words. words have pesky s's and t's and twins not good with those. click for yes, two clicks for no, different sounds correspond to different ideas. squeach isnt meant for intricate conversations, thats what too much eye contact is for. lotta hand gestures too, overtly complicated handshakes transcend language. lemmy borrowed bits and pieces of his homes sarasaland dialect, which is a little jarring to hear from iggy. most things are jarring to hear from iggy tbf. but the point stands. squeach has no written form. duh. but they do have a basic tapping sound system whenever they cant talk out loud or cant see each other, which was useful when they shared a room and wanted to talk after dark.
they still use it sometimes, less so as they've grown up but they'll use bits and pieces here and there. clicks, whistles, things that drive ludwig up the wall. bowser thinks its a drug thing. lock in dude theres no words for do you wanna get high in the woods with me. its just a Look. they're more likely to use it around other people, partially because it pisses their siblings off with the sounds and partially because nobody needs to know their business. eye contact tends to be their primary public communication, they can read each other so well words are hardly needed. iggys extremely expressive face does help. you can tell what this dude is thinking in any scenario. you could read this guy with your eyes closed. lemmy can read him from another fuckin room. they are freakishly in sync.
iggy takes a Lot of inspiration from he and lemmys kid languages for the zillion different made up languages he uses for his dnd campaigns. dude is a FIEND for a conlang.
is the sliver of iggys backstory helping make sense of why he is the way that he is
thank you for your request chichi i hope this is satisfactory and i am very happy to talk about these two little chuds, they bring me great joy. little rats. thank you eternally for your wonderful art.
this goes for all yall who have ever drawn me things of the souplings, i love seeing what you guys do with them and it makes me so happy knowing folks think fondly of my creatures. i love artists. i love art. i treasure everything yall make for me with every fibre of my being.
I saw in the Sims, Ludwig has hearing aides. Did you ever cover how/why he has them?
lol no i forgot to
wigs, assemble. im gonna talk about your boy.
for all intents and purposes, i am not deaf nor hard of hearing nor a specialist, i will try and do my best to portray these things in an accurate way but i am not perfect. clock me.
ludwig has unilateral hearing loss, single sided deafness. complete hearing loss in one ear and partial in the other, and its been progressing over several years. its not congenital, it was caused by an injury in his childhood. he lost all his hearing in his left ear in the event, and his right declined over time. he can hear okay out of his right ear, about moderate hearing loss. he does okay because his familys loud as fuck but he has difficulty in loud group environments or at events without aids. id say it happened when he was about 10 (hes 25 now), so its been happening for a while and hes had different hearing assists for years. hes used to it. just doesnt particularly like talking about it. ludwigs very closed off about his past, hes had a lot more of a life than the others before bowser and even before each other, and it feels too private to share. he wants to keep it to himself. ludwigs not great at opening up and being candid about his life and his feelings and anything that he deems unprofessional. he considers himself more of an authority figure than a peer. this doesnt go down very well but thats a discussion for another day.
so what happened?
he. doesnt really remember.
ive been thinking about ludwigs backstory and its hard to nail down, theres a lot of ways my ideas can go. i dabbled with the idea of cptsd or ptsd ludwig but im not sure whether i want to stick with it. i will have to develop that more. im leaning more ptsd. but i will work on it.
anyway
ludwigs from sky land. where do airships fight? the sky. who gets caught in the crossfire? skylanders. ill give them a proper name at some point skylanders is just the little dragon toys in my mind. not relevant. fifteen years ago there was a helluva lot more turmoil between the mushroom kingdom and the koopa kingdom, im working on my lore but this is what we're going with, peachs dad was in power and he was a bit of an irresponsible twat. shes still cleaning up after his mistakes. skyland lies on the border of the darklands and the mushroom kingdom, in the clouds, where it should be peaceful. unfortunately during this period it was. Not. at all. sky land got caught in a lot of the crossfire and the mushroom kingdom overcompensating for their smaller airforce by being reckless to send a message.
what am i getting at here? the point. uh. ludwig lost his home and his family to stray and reckless cannonfire from the mushroom kingdom airforce. and i imagine a lot of other skylanders did too. its blurry when he thinks back to it, and he pushes it down. he feels very disconnected from the memories. he doesnt dwell on it. its fuzzy and fragmented and he doesnt want to go back to that time in any capacity. the cannonfire, as most cannonfire tends to be, was loud as Fuck and a very close impact. acoustic trauma, or inner ear damage caused by too loud sounds, can damage the delicate little hairs on the cochlea that convert sound to signals- and these dont really regenerate, resulting in hearing loss. completely in his left ear, partially in his right- the decline over time influenced by his already damaged hair cells being subjected to similar trauma over time as part of his job with bowser. those airship battles are Loud.
not directly relevant but i think it ties into why ludwigs. here. with bowser, working for him, willing to accept him as a paternal figure in the wake of the loss of his own. hes fucking pissed at the mushroom kingdom and whilst he has the emotional capacity and skills to understand that peach is Very different from her father, ten year old ludwig who was seeking out help/revenge and thirteen year old ludwig who was presented with the opportunity to get both of those things, did not.
i wanted to touch on what hearing aids he has, just for anybody who gaf. hes had a cochlear implant in his left ear since bowser acquired the guy and realised oh shit. this mf cant hear. as his hearings declined in his right hear hes gotten a hearing aid for it to sorta balance out the difference between the two ears. binaural hearing (when both ears work together rather than just one, facilitated in his case by dual use of the hearing aid and the cochlear rather than just the cochlear) can help with locating a sound and improving sound quality compared to just a cochlear- apparently cochlear implants arent so good at pitch and fine-grained audio information. paraphrasing, im not an audiologist and i dont think you come here for the research side of things. im sorry im a scientist i have to do this. he probably got the hearing aid a few years ago, maybe when he was about 20. he doesnt mind the aids much, he appreciates the restoration of the majority of his hearing abilities that they facilitate and he feels like his experiences give him a new appreciation and understanding of music and a new take on how he interprets the pieces he plays and writes. however it was a big adjustment, especially due to his age, and there are complications that can arise with the implants. hes gotten used to it with time but the frustrations linger.
ludwig also knows sign language, he taught himself using a few stolen library books and took more formal classes as a teenager to build on his skills. hes taught larry and his other siblings bits and pieces of useful words and phrases. its come in handy over the years, larry deals with a lot of anxiety induced selective mutism. its improved with time but back in the day the sign language was definitely a useful tool to bridge that communication gap.
anyway im more known for being silly than my lacklustre worldbuilding skills so i hope this wasnt too unbearable a read and made at least a little bit of sense
thank you for your question i love talking about the little character details i throw in and forget to explain, if yall have any more questions i am happy to answer them. i love talking about medical hcs, i try my best to do them accurately. i am NOT a doctor. nursing school didnt want my stupid ass. but i AM passionate. im like mike wazowski in monsters university.
hope ya like!! i have 13 tabs related to different topics surrounding hearing loss open rn. more closed. at mississouppi inc we like to go above and beyond (i am petrified of being wrong). i oughta provide yall a reference list for these posts.
Shit has been wearing me out I can’t wait for summer
Anyways, not sure if you’ve received this ask before, but how to the chudlings act when they’re sick? (including Junior, cuz I feel like he’d act like a victorian child)
Btw I have a surprise that I’ve been working on heheh
praying to god nobody ever asks me another sick day question. i have 3 in my inbox rn. and this is the previous one. yes the broodals are included in that. stop asking. ill get you. i will take literally any other question.
jr when sick absolutely does act like a little victorian child. girl you dont have the plague you coughed once get your ass up and go to school. fuckin lazy chud. professional grifter, he knows if he plays it up dad will give him a day off school and have kamek hover over him all day lest his sweet boy perish. of the common cold. whatever. you know jrs actually sick when hes not acting like hes about to die, dude is curled up in his bed watching cartoons like its the fucking end times. jr gets sad when hes sick. very. very. sad. poor guy. hes very huggy with bowser when hes really not feeling good. lil dude is wrecked when hes actually sick. very easy to tell when hes pretending because he'll actually act like hes on the verge of death rather than a sad and pathetic wet cat.
i feel bad this is short so here's a lil extra
as one of the oldest out of 7 siblings, ive had to look after my youngest brother when hes sick many times. so here's what the gang are like in that scenario.
larrys strategic. he taught jr how to fake being sick so he could volunteer to take care of him and they'd both get a day off to GAME. however he did not teach himself how to look after the kid when hes actually sick. wdym you arent pretending and youre actually sick. ew. lock in idiot. awkwardly asks if jr wants to watch him game and pointedly does not ask how hes feeling because thats weird or some shit idk teenage boys and their severe allergy to conversation. hes not good at dealing with sick jr. calls him gay for coughing.
morty is SO caring. pillows, blankets, homemade soup, making sure his lil bro is comfortable, its almost like hes convinced jrs on his deathbed. a tad suffocating. babe hes not on life support, he has the flu. i think hes gonna be okay. hovers over him 24/7 until jr snaps at him to please go away hes stressing jr the fuck out. morty means well hes just. a bit of a hypochondriac. he makes absolutely bangin soup though, i would know i am a soup connoisseur and mortys chicken noodle soup is heavenly. jr will accept that. just stop watching him whilst he sleeps morty i promise he'll keep breathing if you take your eyes off him. youre creeping him out dude.
wendy absolutely hates germs so she will avoid directly interacting with jr but she'll check on him occasionally. jr prefers this. he likes being left alone when hes sick, unless its his dad. these other weirdos can fuck off. she'll give him blankets and water and she does care, she just keeps her distance. she doesnt want little kid germs on her thats nasty. kids are gross at the best of times. keep your grime to yourself. hes okay with wendy, he likes her and shes not mean to him like the others can be. he will tolerate her. she makes him grilled cheese sandwiches and hes a fan of that. loser.
iggy forgets about jr like 65% of the time. which isnt too bad for the kid until hes hungry and has to seek out iggy who only eats zyns and sheet metal. jr sick as hell and iggy serves him fuckin. mysterious green slop. mmm lunch hey man what the fuck is this. iggy doesnt even know 90% of the time. iggy doesnt know how to take care of himself let alone some sick kid tf is he supposed to do with this guy. jr doesnt mind him too much, iggy will occasionally placate him when hes bored and sad and sick by showing him cool science experiments, and jr does like cool science.
roy doesnt gaf about junior on a good day and he hates children 99.99% of the time. doesnt give a fuck. will pass off taking care of him onto the staff hes got better things to do than look after that little rat. roys such an asshole and jr will tell him hes an asshole. unlike larry he does not think roy is cool, he thinks hes a melt. a twat. a dickhead. these are all true. roy just ditches jr most of the time hes entrusted with taking care of him, not even for important shit he'll go to the gym and lie hes at work. dude gets yelled at by bowser a Lot.
lemmys sweet he doesnt mind caring for jr, he'll put on some fire cartoons and share his candy stash with the lil guy when jrs feeling up for it. he feels so bad when hes sick, lemdog loves kids and even though jrs like 12 and tries to act like hes a grown adult, hes just a lil baby to lemmy. gives jr many hugs that jr pretends he hates. yeah yeah whatever little dude you look sad as fuck let your brother give you a hug. hes not bothered by sick kids, hed take care of the others whenever they were sick because ludwigs insufferable about it, so hes beyond used to it. lil dude doesnt mind.
ludwig hates sick children. hates them. hates dealing with it. dude gowned up like a plague doctor to bring jr some chicken noodle soup. tends to pawn off taking care of the kid onto staff, he doesnt wanna get too close. holds everything he brings to jr by the veryyyyy tips of his fingers. dude he has a COLD not fuckin tb can you chill out. haaates taking care of him. dude just pisses jr off like ok man sorry its not my fault im sick you dont have to be a dick about it. generally prefers when ludwig fucks off. they dont get along great on a good day.
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guys look at this isnt it so cool!!! i SOB every time the soupiverse breaches containment wdym yall think of my little guys too im crying. its so detailed!! MIKU BINDER!! go check out my dear mutual yall
now if youll excuse me im in the mood to watch monsters university and sob my eyes out
topper got his nickname for a reason. hes not a top, hes a blouse. never catch him doing the work. dude has a whole child and has never thrust in his life. hes doing okay, nothing crazy downstairs, he cant see it anyway. used to be a SLAG back in the day, serial cheater on all his exes, but hes tired of allat these days. mostly. very vanilla, very controlling, dont touch him there, dont call him anything sweet, he has rules, everything is transactional with this man. dudes sex life is built on his own mental idea that nobody hes banging actually wants anything to do with him and thats been reinforced over time. hates real intimacy, mf keeps everyone at arms length.
rango is hung like a fucking horse dude. MASSIVE. wiener? wiener dog. bark bark. rangos a romantic hes not a fan of casual sex with strangers, hes not a one night stand kinda guy and hes very happy by himself. insanely good with his hands, best handjob in the tri state area of the metro kingdom trust. hawk tuah. rangos got big hands perfect for the job. hes pretty plain in terms of what he likes, he's more focused on his partner rather than himself he doesn't care whether he gets his rocks off or not, he likes being touchy for them. the rango experience is very tender. very devoted. he only tends to boink people hes close with already. cough.
artys doing okay. thick. very thick. doesn't top much though. hes not big into sex, thinks he might be ace but he doesn't know and his shitty on and off boyfriend doesn't really care. he kinda just does it because he thinks thats part of the whole boyfriend thing, he's not really been with many other people dudes been with his boyfriend for like eight years. he doesn't really like being touched intimately, doesnt really like like being seen naked, doesn't really like his boyfriend, hes just. not that into it. arty explore the notion you might be ace and please get a better boyfriend.
hariets fuckin freaky. woman who accessorises with medieval weapons likes it rough and a tad violent fork found in kitchen. bdsm FREAK ik she has ties on her bedposts. a bondage diva. do i know anything about bdsm? fuck no im ace. but hariet sure does. she's a brat. to her core. and very liberal about her sex life, she's hooked up with a lot of people. she has daily lesbian thoughts about dom butch women. affinity for being stepped on. and occasionally doing the stepping. big pain thing. please hurt her x. or don't. what're you gonna do about it. girl idk im just the messenger. big fan of her hair being pulled. shes mostly been with men but men suck and she thinks about women 24/7 but is too nervous to do anything about it. go scissor girl.
uhhh bonus. topper and rango are friends with benefits. theyve been that way for about a year. theyre so nasty they've banged in toppers office after hours multiple times. they hook up every so often when rangos feeling romantical and toppers lonely, topper thinks rangos hot and rango thinks hes cute. theyre very different, rango thinks toppers rules are stupid and topper has a lot more fun when theyre broken. your no kissing rule is lame. i sentence you to sloppy makeouts against the filing cabinet. rango gets grabby. toppers got a lot to grab. do not touch him. it feels a lot better than being weird and trying to pretend you're not a fat bear, dude he has eyes and he has hands hes gonna use em. hes a romantic what can he say. putty in rangos big ol hands.
every interaction is a new insecurity for topper about his fat old man body. thanks for the question! hope you liked the nsfwslop. its 4am i need to go to bed.
goddamn i might as well start doing these myself with every post the way i get a corresponding broodals ask to every koopalingssloppost
topper has a very short fuse so hes acting angry like 90% of the time. when is this dude not on the verge of popping a blood vessel. he gets very red when hes mad. like toppers a pretty pale dude. its crazy how red he gets. heart workin overtime there pal? toppers sentences are 75% profanity when hes in a good mood, when hes mad he starts pulling out swear words nobody's ever heard of. dude is cursing your entire bloodline because you didn't upsell the customer on the flowers. perpetually enraged. hes an angry sad little man. overcompensates for his height with the insane decibels his tirades can hit. has punched a wall before. regretted it immediately.
rango is extremely difficult to anger. he'll get annoyed, he'll get upset, but it's hard to make rango angry. if rangos angry, you won't really see it, it's hard to tell. he won't use his little affectionate pet names like darl or sugar, he'll take longer more frequent smoke breaks, occasionally you'll overhear him ranting on the phone to his mama on his break if hes pissed off at work. which is usually where hes pissed off. topper and madame broode are not easy people to work with. you will Never hear rango yell. barely hear him raise his voice. dude is chronically mild mannered. it takes a lot to get him angry, and hes quick to forgive. be nice to rango.
artys got a temper. he doesn't tend to think before he acts and he has difficulty controlling these feelings, a minor annoyance can set him off into a yelling fit. has shouted at topper before. stunned the little man into silence. the rage is visceral, he feels it in every fibre of his being, its overwhelming. difficult to come down from. he's swung fists in an outburst before, dudes been in so many fights when hes angry. very nasty fights. 90% of madame broodes workforce has a criminal record. hes gotten better at controlling his feelings with therapy and medication, but it sparks up. has been kicked out of a wedding before. a client wedding. he gets impulsive when hes angry. this usually doesnt end well.
hariet thinks very intense thoughts of violence when shes angry and will plan revenge. they are very detailed plans. does she act on them? in her mind, sure. but the most shes ever done is set a car on fire. shes soooo sorry she woooont do it again pinky promise mr judge. has keyed so many cars in her life. she'll key anyones car if they piss her off. exes, strangers who cut her off, topper, her own father, hariets ruthless. dont fuck with this woman. she wont always yell when she's mad but hariet does hold grudges. shes got a loooong list of enemies dating back to the second she gained sentience. hariet does not forgive. ever. youre on her List. she's a professional hater she will simmer on whatever made her mad.
thank you for your question i hope you enjoyed the slop. koopaling fans i promise i will try and post more stuff about them i am just trying to clear my inbox out because on monday i become Employed. barely tbf but still. eyes peeled folks.
Since we are on pride month...can we get like, lgbtq headcanons for animal crossing 👉👈 (it can be special characters or villagers you like. Honestly I'm curious teheh)
yes of course!! i love gay people. sometimes.
we will do the relevant not lame special characters and then the 10 villagers i want on my island because none of the others are important who gaf about them anyway
tom nook is so fuckin gay. that is the bear-iest bear to ever bear. do not even fuck with me. that is a homosexual. hes divorced from evil bisexual twink jolly redd. because i love yaoi and im addicted to making old men sad. they are sending me to rehab.
isabelle is. bi. leans male in her preferences but certainly is a certified girlkisser. her college days are enough evidence of that.
wilburs gay. but hes dated women in the past, had a little brokeback mountain moment in his 20s, but hes okay now. has a lil thing going on with gullivarr they havent really labelled. they take romantic little late night flights together. fuckin gay. hes still not used to saying hes gay. even though hes been kissing other dudes since he was fifteen.
orville is definitely gay. he has a little pride flag on his desk. he is. uh. very single. but hes okay with that. mostly. not an evil twink. most people dont clock him. probably because of his awful fashion taste boy get them socks and sandals off. this game is so gay.
guys im really trying not to make everybody gay. unfortunately, blathers is gay. hes wearing a sweater vest and works in a museum what do you want me to say. he/they but he doesnt know that yet and it makes him nervous to think about. put it in your twitter bio lil bro itll be okay. everybody in biology is a lil nonbinary.
transfemme celeste transfemme celeste transfemme celeste. do i need to say anything else. a DIVA. prefers men. this is the most trans woman to ever trans woman.
sahara is a massive lesbian. eat box maxxer. a connoisseur of carpet. in whatever way you need. this is a lesbian.
lunas a drag queen. duh. A DRAG QUEEN? A DRAG. QUEEN. I AM THE QUEEN OF DRAAAAAAG. this is naomi smalls to me. naomi smalls x plane jane. their gay lovechild. i am also a fan of trans woman drag queen luna. i think thats cunt.
blanca is a nonbinary icon. gender? i hardly know 'er! they dont gaf. will give you a riddle if you ask their pronouns.
idk anything about the cop dogs because theyre not in acnh but theyre repressed yaoi. they kiss after hours and dont talk about it ever.
anyway onto my island lmk if you want the rest of the special characters or whoever i forgot. MY FAVOURITE VILLAGERS NOW!!
gayle and rocket are both lesbians and they are together. they are wives. not legally. but in spirit. i love a buff butch lesbian and her soft pastel femme. they are everything to me. sigh. i want what they have. ik rocket is obsessed with her.
kyle is an evil bisexual twink. prefers men. will ruin your life. has ruined his own. clean your bong dude. ik he smells like weed and stale cigarette. man wearing leggings. is he a glam metal fan or a twink? both. hes both.
pietro is so puderschmude to me. pietro is he/they nonbinary at its peak. gender? clown. sexuality? clown. honk honk. insert clip of puderschmude spinning on the table here. pietro is literally puderschmude im not even playing.
shino serves so much cunt. shes too cunt to not be bi. or pan. you cant be straight and serve that much cunt. its not allowed.
cocos agender. agender aroace. it/its/they/them. do not perceive.
reneigh? lesbian. duh. you have eyes. shes hot shes mean she kisses girls. this is just regina george. regina george with a CUNTY platform.
julias bi. dont tell her she'll figure this out at some point. julia x phoebe. thinking thoughts. phoebe is aggressively bi. or a lesbian. either way shes kissing girls.
gladys is my last villager. she/they ace. maybe aro. gladys so underrated ik thats a DIVA. the red buzzcut serves monumental cunt.
straight people arent allowed on my island i banned them.
thank you for this question i hope you enjoyed these hcs i love gay people and i hope yall like my gay people. lemme know if you want more animal crossing headcanons i enjoy doing them i have lots of gay little ideas in my gay little mind.
yall remember when i gave iggy a prosthetic arm? we talked about it once before but i have more thoughts now so im gonna yap about them. do you gaf? probably not.
so im gonna tell you everything i can be arsed writing about iggy and his prosthesis. dude i have 2.2k words of yap about this shit i cba summarising allat. god knows how coherent this will be.
first and foremost, hes sick of talking about the arm. iggy gets two kinds of question asked by people. the first kind is anything in the ballpark of what's wrong with you. the second is what happened to your arm. hes tired of both, but the arm questions piss him off more. ask him about the mechanisms of how the arm works, ask him about how myoelectric prosthetics function, ask him anything like that and he's happy to answer. asking what happened after hes rehashed it a zillion times suuuucks. hes started making shit up about it. bowser isn't so fond of this. does iggy gaf? no. its his arm let him tell his story. regardless of how true or untrue it may be.
anyway. what happened?
id skip this one if youre sensitive to descriptions of injuries
iggy has a below the elbow amputation. happened when he was fifteen, so about three years ago for him, and around the point where his mental health issues were really starting to rear their head. as some of you know, as discussed here, my iggy deals with bipolar disorder and even without this isnt the best at emotional regulation. and as you may have read here iggy works in his lab when hes angry to calm down. mania, anger, impulsivity, and volatile machinery arent a good combination in the hands of anyone let alone a disregulated teenager. iggys lab is less a lab more a room full of sharp tools and machines. fucking around with them when youre angry and not thinking straight is a pretty good way to mangle your arm. he still gets nervous around table saws. hasnt touched it in the three years since. doesnt really want to. it wasnt a clean cut and it certainly is a vivid mental image he and those who witnessed it havent really been able to get out of their minds since it happened. looking at your own arm, injured beyond repair and you Know it, already overwhelmed. its hard to forget. was hard to look away from. his anatomy textbooks didnt make it look so scary.
i think hes more okay talking about it these days. its been three years and it doesnt sting as much. doesnt make him feel as sick. he'll crack a joke every once in a while, he'll treat it like its not so serious, like its just a Thing that happened. as casual as going to the store. ludwig doesnt take the jokes well, he doesnt think its appropriate to joke about serious matters, even if its not his place to stay. in iggys world, if you dont laugh you cry. and crying makes him feel so much worse.
but the aftermath of the accident was messy. it was a huge shake up of his life and his capabilities, and i dont imagine bowser reacted well to his kid blowing his arm up. bowser expresses worry and concern in a way that is very close to anger, and ludwig reacts in a similar fashion. theyre practically breathing down iggys neck for months to years after, apprehensive about letting him do much of anything in his lab. it doesnt feel good. he feels stupid enough about what happened without being put on basically fuckin suicide watch, constantly monitored lest he do it again. it reinforces the cracks in his self confidence, even if they dont mean it.
this was not helped by the development process of his mental health issues, the depressive episode hit like a fucking truck. its a huge emotional crash from before the injury when he was manic and reckless and feeling like the most confident man in the world. its crushing, his entire world, his future, turned upside down and shaken up. guy was lost for what to do with himself, it was impossible to do anything. basic self care was a fight, let alone actually enjoyable things. it all felt hopeless. his whole life was working with his hands, all his joy came from tinkering with machines, building his own, and it was hard to adjust to that being difficult. feeling impossible. he quit for a long time. why bother. cant do it anyway, no point trying. its a cacophony of overwhelming thoughts always, all the time, and it makes him feel sick to his stomach to dwell on for months. still does if he lingers on it for too long. everything is different now and he doesnt know how to navigate it.
not knowing something when previously youve always known everything, always been hailed as the smart one, the brainiac, you Always Know- its a blow to his self esteem. hes shaken to his core by the accident and it fills his mind with doubts that he cant do much of anything ever again, for fear of screwing it up. hes banned from his lab for a long time and it feels like a confirmation of this. we dont trust you. he doesnt trust himself. doesnt trust his abilities.
it haunts him for a long time. i think it still does. he'll act like it doesnt, like it barely happened, hes over it. everythings chill and fine and it was stupid, he'll make jokes about it, act like its not even that serious. but it stings. it stings to be reminded everything is different. things will never be how they were before regardless of his abilities, regardless of what he gains back from what he lost. everything is different now. high tech prosthetic, physical therapy, actual therapy, medication, it never really goes away. cant undo the past. he gets a lot of questions about what happened and each one is another reminder of what hes lost and cant get back. it stings.
he'll see it in everything. hes gotten good at blocking it out but its at the back of his mind. the hair on the back of his neck stands on end at the sliiiiightly too loud whirr of machinery, a chill down his spine whenever the metal shrieks. hes faster to hit the emergency stop, its a reflex whenever something hits too close to the memory. he'll hear a distant bang from soldiers doing drills and freeze up. the bloodstain on the floor catches him off guard, its normally covered with carpets but he pauses whenever they shift out of place and he sees whats underneath. has to walk around it. feels a twinge in his arm at the sight. he'll never forget and he doesnt think he'll ever be able to lose that instinctive fear at those reminders. its always just There. always part of him. the pain, the prosthetic, the way folks look at him and the way he looks at himself.
it sticks. no matter how much he tries to brush it off, play it off as an old incident. its not like him to take things too seriously, and he tries to keep it up here. iggys not good at talking about how he feels. whats really going on. so he doesnt.
getting the prosthetic definitely helped, bowser invested in it a Lot and it definitely helped with the adjustment and the realisation that hey. maybe my life isnt over. i can do things. it took a hell of a lot of time, a prosthetic and learning to use it is no walk in the park and some days it feels worse than having nothing at all. its heavy, it aches, its taxing to rebuild those signals. but he can do things. learn to do things. fiddling with computer parts is hard enough without trying to navigate a prosthesis, but the challenge gets the gears in his mind whirring again. everything is different now. but everything is not over.
time heals. its not perfect. but things are better. a lot better than he ever thought they would be. and for now hes okay with that.
anyway. this is really long. ive got more thoughts if you want them, about his family, his life, other people, phantom pain, fuckin anything you want ive got it. ive been thinking about this a lot.
Honestly I love your slice-of-life hc of the koopalings...but I wanted to ask for some of those with Wilbur and Orville bc they're my fav grown ass men...
of course of course i will cook up some for you
only the best middle aged man slop for my best customers
i am sorry this took me so long. i forgor. ily mutual. kiss kiss.
do you like my new keychain. one can never have too many keychains. i wish there was a wilbur. but nintendo hates wilbur nation.
anyway headcanon time. headcanons all over the place. i will include an assortment of genres of headcanon just for you. because i feel bad this took me so long.
wilbur my heavy metal diva. solo concertgoer to his core. 90% of the time you see him out of uniform hes wearing a faded metal shirt he got 20 years ago. i believe wilbur would be a sabaton fan. please send me 100 doll hairs so i can go see sabaton.
in the same vein, wilburs a history fanatic. dude LOVES a lil documentary. he does that dad thing where he stands with his hands folded behind his back and stares at war memorabilia in museums for hours. pondering. dude youre 36 youre not old enough to be doing this. vast collection of history books on his shelf. wilbur is definitely a man who frequently thinks about the rise and fall of the roman empire.
orville would sew. i trust. he learned as a teenager and its relaxing for him, he mends all he and wilburs clothes and he loves doing it. he loves his lil sewing machine her name is dolores and she is his baby. he'll sew himself a new shirt every so often but most of his projects are for other people. softie.
orvilles wpm is genuinely insane. get this mf in stenography NOW. typemoggs wilbur, ik wilburs absolutely dogshit at computers. how is he a pilot when hes dogshit at computers? idk ask him. its different. less cool. dude hates paperwork with every fibre of his being he has no idea how orville has the patience to trawl through allat. orville loves it, its weirdly relaxing filling out and approving whatever airline people fill out and approve. loves an email x.
orville would use phrases nobody has ever heard of. whilst wilbur speaks in a hodgepodge of military slang and regular talk, orvilles a big fan of mashed up idioms and phrases that he will claim are commonplace and yet have never been said before. hey babe what did you mean when you said tom nooks got a stable full of dead horses. what does that mean. who told you this. can you elaborate. no he cannot.
wilbur despite being a pilot and knowing airport rules is consistently stopped by tsa every time hes at another airport because this mf somehow always has a pocketknife in his jacket. mama what do we need the tactical gear for. what are we doing. where do you keep getting pocket knives.
orville despite being ground control and also knowing airport rules and abiding by them to a t, is absolutely petrified of other airport staff and security. dude is terrified. sweating bullets thinking oh god what if i accidentally packed 45lbs of black tar heroin in my suitcase instead of my clothes. what if i accidentally smuggled a gun into my carryon. what if socks were outlawed and ive broken all the rules oh god. babe please stop freaking out you look so suspicious.
have i said painter orville before? i dont remember the soupiverse is too large. hes a big fan of watercolours. on his days off he'll sit on the deck and paint the ocean and the landscapes. its very relaxing.
wilburs the more level headed of the two in most situations. orvilles better with people but when hes alone and stressed out he tends to get flighty and flustered. a frazzled little man. wilburs good at bringing his lil bro down from that, he'll pull him away from the desk for a break. the emails can wait.
they are both fans of the hannah montana soundtrack. i trust. its a banger. wilbur has never seen hannah montana but orville definitely has and its a staple of the small cd player they have in the office. they definitely dont get emotional over it. who would cry over the hannah montana soundtrack haha not me thats crazy why would you think that.
THANK YOU for the question im sorry it took me 45 years to answer i forgor. your wilbur content is fire dear mutual i hope the headcanons make up a little for my untimely transgressions.
