Send Me A Ship And I’ll Tell You Who…
Drinks all of the coffee:Kuroo and HinataHinata came to really, really love the smell of coffee because Kuroo is always drinking it, but after one incident of super bouncy ball Hinata, they made sure to keep the decaf coffee in a different looking pot than the regular.
Brings up adopting a pet:Hinata (and Kuroo)They decide to gang up on Kenma to get him to agree, but it turns out that isn’t necessary at all. They get a fat old cat from a shelter and only after that one has passed away do they start out with a kitten.
Kills gets rid of the bugs:Hinata and Kenma.Hinata tries to get them outside safely, Kenma flattens them. Kuroo keeps huffing and telling Hinata that bugs aren’t pets and dont have to be treated kindly. Hinata threatens to empty the glass of [insert random gross wiggly bug with too many legs] over Kuroo’s head. Kuroo shuts up.
Cooks the meals:All three, though mostly Hinata.Kuroo and Hinata enjoy working on meals together when they can, Kenma helps out when needed or makes meals when the other two don’t have the time.
Starts getting into holidays way before they should:Kuroo.And he drags Hinata into his enthusiasm in like 0.3 seconds. They make all the plans together and Kenma just leaves it to them, knowing they’ll keep him in mind.
Initiates the couple selfies:Hinata and Kuroo.They’re always a disaster though: Hinata or Kuroo falls offscreen or Kenma is squished in the middle and making a weird face because of it.
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries:Nobody.Kuroo always packs out for them, though. Hinata makes a fancy meal and Kuroo breaks out the candles, the romantic movies and blankets and pillows. Kenma gets up extra early to make croissants, fresh orange juice and sets the table with lots of fruit.
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping:All of them, unless they all go together.When they all go together they somehow start telling the other that what they’re putting in the cart is unhealthy and they end up going home with just fruit and healthy stuff.When it’s one of his own or two of them, the stash of unhealthy snacks gets replenished.
Nicknames the other:Kuroo and Kenma.I am weak for everyone who writes/draws Kuroo calling Kenma “kitten”. He also calls Hinata by several nicknames, from Shou(-chan) to Chibi-chan.Kenma calls Kuroo “Kuro” like he’s done for years. He calls Hinata “sunflower” sometimes to see Hinata blush.(Hinata sometimes tells Kuroo he’s a chicken/scaredy cat/wuss about the bug thing)