#hipstersandcomics

[local-idgit]

Mom sent yet ANOTHER picture of a sunset with the caption “Wish u were here!” Does not seem to understand there are sunsets in other places too. Now I gotta go explain heliocentricism to my mom and lemme tell you she is not gonna like it 

[local-idgit]

Hi guys! Follow me on Instagram @cala_days

[local-idgit]

How can I write without a PAHN?? #comedy

[local-idgit]

everybody always talks about the negatives of depression with no mention of the positives

for example, cry over your food and let the salt from your tears season your food

[local-idgit]

I may not be the most attractive person, or have the best sense of humor, and my personality is kind of shit I forgot where I was going with this but date me

[theregalmeagle]

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their posts, then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them in your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

My Answers:

1) What is your favorite tv series?

Parks & Recreation with 30 Rock in a close second

2) If The Purge actually existed, what would you do and why?

I would probably lock myself in my house so I couldn't get hurt, and I wouldn't break any laws/hurt people because I would regret it later on.

3) Where is your favorite vacation spot?

I really enjoy going to Rhode Island because that's where I went every summer when I was younger.

4) What is your dream job?

Great question. Because I have no idea

5) Do you think you’ll ever get married/maybe have kids?

I definitely want to get married and have kids.

6) Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?

Not really because it either makes me feel braggy or that I am uninteresting.

7) If you were a stripper, what would your stripper name be?

Equality

8) if you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live and why?

I would like to move to a big city (like New York or LA) for a couple years then move back to a slightly bigger suburban area (like 100,000 people)

9) What made you join tumblr? 

Mary Helen wanted me to make one so she could have more followers

10) How do your friends/family/peers view you?

Quiet to certain people (especially when I don't know you). Really loud and obnoxious around people that I do know well. 

11) How do you view yourself?

It varies greatly. Sometimes I think I have it all together and that I'm confident. Other times I fall apart and feel like I'm worthless and boring.

My Questions:

1) Who is your celebrity crush?

2) Fuck, Marry, Kill: Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, and Emma Watson

3) Who is your favorite TV show character?

4) Would you rather have no kids and your dream job or be a stay at home parent?

5) Do you want/have any tattoos? If so, what and where?

6) What is a random fact about you?

7) Who was your first best friend? And are you still friends with them?

8) What would you do if you had to be handcuffed to Ke$ha for 24 hours?

9) What house would you be in at Hogwarts?

10) What is your favorite curse word?

11) What is your favorite food?

[local-idgit]

Conversation I just had with my father

Him: Once you've seen one baby giraffe being born, you've seen them all.

Me: When have you seen a giraffe being born?

Him: I haven't. But I've seen a cow, so close enough.