#hiqueue

[sharkusa]

HEDONE || YOUR SAILOR SCOUTS

Pairing: Eros!Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

Summary: In which Eros!Yaku is paid by Aphrodite!Nico Yazawa to set you up with someone else, but falls in love with you along the way. Hijinks and misunderstandings ensue.

Genre: smau, attempt at crack, fluff, angst, eventual smut

A/N: hhhh first smau,, heres the squad i wish i knew why i chose sailor scouts but like,,, it works it works ig hinata is chibi sailor bc there are only 5 sailor scouts ;;

FunFacts!

- Y/N met Osamu first and considers him her best friend, hence why Osamu is 2/5

- Atsumu is 5/5 because the rest if the scouts loves to tease him

- Sakusa hates his twitter handle because weasels have so many germs and its a pun on his school name, but endures it because it makes Y/N happy.

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Taglist: @yikes-buddy​ @kaaidalupita @yhellowchildren  @tsukkx​

[sharkusa]

HEDONE || APHRODITE’S LOVE CLUB

Pairing: Eros!Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

Summary: In which Eros!Yaku is paid by Aphrodite!Nico Yazawa to set you up with someone else, but falls in love with you along the way. Hijinks and misunderstandings ensue.

Genre: smau, attempt at crack, fluff, angst, eventual smut

a/n: yaku is an archer in this au i am so sorry how does he balance vb, matchmaking, AND archery??? idk but its convenient to the plot ahaha

FunFacts!

- Yaku works with Nico because she confessed and he felt bad when he rejected her, so he offered to help out with her matchmaking business

- The other 3rd years + kenma have no idea as to why Yaku would help Nico, but because of rumors they stick around to make sure Yaku doesn't get hurt

- Nico has been known to be extremely toxic and try to sabotage competitions so that µ's could win. This has caused several fight throughout the year.

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Taglist: @yikes-buddy @kaaidalupita @yhellowchildren  @tsukkx​  

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Imagine Iwaizumi losing a bet and having to dress up as Santa

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WHY DO IWAIZUMI HAJIME AND NARUTO HAVE THE SAME HAIR

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You know you've descended into the deep dark depths of hell when you start having dreams of your ships and OTP's

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Chloe: I'm reading this iwaoi smut it's really dirty

Me: I bet I know which one you're reading

Chloe: what's in it

*time lapse where I turn really red and laughed until I cried*

Me: Iwaizumi and-

Chloe: THAT'S THE ONE!

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I headcanon Oikawa as ace (usually repulsed) and yet everytime I listen to Addicted by Saving Abel I think of Iwaoi and I just?

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Oikawa Rant Time:

This has been on my mind for a while, but I see a lot of it lately so here it is. Many in the fandom are like "oh Oikawa's so flippant and his most significant character traits are his stupid hatred towards Ushijima and Kageyama and he has a fan club. Oh and he likes aliens." First of all, his flippant attitude is clearly stated to be fake, he's actually very serious and likely has huge insecurity issues and anxiety. Second of all, Kageyama and Ushijima fuel these insecurities, especially Ushijima. Not only is he a genius, but he's arrogant and is constantly telling Oikawa that his choice to go to Seijou was a mistake, constantly putting down the team and Oikawa's childhood best friend, and telling him to join Shiratorizawa with complete disregard to Oikawa's feelings. (Don't misunderstand me: I love Ushijima and believe that he also is reduced to just this, but that's another rant for another time.) I just can't understand why he, and many other characters in all fandoms, are reduced to such basic surface characteristics when it's obvious without even doing a full analysis on a character. Rant over.