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[sharkusa]

HEDONE || Masterlist

Pairing: Eros!Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

Summary: In which Eros!Yaku is paid by Aphrodite!Nico Yazawa to set you up with someone else, but falls in love with you along the way. Hijinks and misunderstandings ensue.

Genre: smau, attempt at crack, fluff, angst, eventual smut

Warnings: Toxic friendships, manipulation, Lesbophobia, threats of outting, jealousy, misunderstandings, blackmail, to be added

Status: incomplete

Playlist

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εισαγωγή  ➸ Your sailor scouts || Aphrodite’s love club  

αʹ  ➸  Why are you booing me? I’m Right.

βʹ ➸ Atsumu’s horny license

γʹ ➸ Nico’s last straw

δʹ ➸ A scandal for you! you? you!!

εʹ ➸ A scandal for you! you? you!! -Nico mix-

ϛʹ ➸ Sailor simps

ζʹ ➸ Nico-dite wants to send you a message!

ηʹ ➸ Russian blackmail

θʹ  ➸

ιʹ ➸

To be added...

[sharkusa]

thinkin’ about..venom!gao.... for no reason i just think if gao was venom it would be hot 😳😳

[unstableye]

i should rewrite hedone so its this instead and yaku isnt cupid fuckin lev is or smthn rhdjsvsjsjsk

[sharkusa]

would y’all still read hedone if i made this the plot instead would y’all still read if i just had Nico beat up yaku so you guys could fall in love and shes just a wanted criminal 😭😭😭

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

shark rating

with bonus descriptions that no one asked for but i’m giving anyway

(part 2)

90/100. useful, but lacking in the aesthetic department. is tremendously shocked.

what is it shark? what do you See?

87/100. beautiful because all sharks are, but this one causes some confusion. even more dangerous. would lose my hand if attempting to pet it.

why the long face tho? :(

96/100 is it a shark? is it a snake? is it a lizard? who knows??? it looks like a trickster goblin, ready to prank you at a moments notice.

98/100 this one is rare and special. it tried to become a dolphin and gave up halfway through. now it’s an identity crisis given form. understandable.

95/100 stays in his lane, but knows all the drama going on at the same time. occasionally likes to spread rumours. the gossip girl of sharks. he’s always There™, you just don’t notice. be careful.

91/100 problematic. does things and pretends he’s shocked as if it wasn’t him. one time helped gossip girl shark spread a nasty rumour about the trickster goblin shark. to this day swears he had nothing to do with it.

often screams silently, but dramatically.

110/100 big boy! looks dangerous, is dangerous, but also a baby. one time ran away when someone booped his nose. can often be found grinning like a maniac. great at stealth.

92/100 a dragon? an otter? a lizard? who are his parents? what did they do? rumour has it charles xavier has his eyes on him, he’ll be the first mutant x-shark.

his head is heart shaped. he’s weird looking but a Friend.

92/100 manages to look shocked and angry at the same time. his supposed girlfriend had another boyfriend, he found out he’s “the other one”. is willing to fight for her. told her to tell her boyfriend that if he says he’s got beef, he’s a vegetarian and he ain’t fucking scared of him. the girlfriend dropped him after that, called him dumb.

[satendou]

Here you go love of my life this is the best my shitty photoshop skills can do

—

ASHKFAFKFSFB

[diteach]

Guys i am OBSESSED with this illustration by Leyendecker omg

Where do i even start

[sharkusa]

me and iwaizumi

[sharkusa]

the lack of love live x fem!reader content makes me sick !!!! i just want to kith my wife but nooo smh.... fine i'll do it myself

[sharkusa]

HEDONE|| γʹ ➸ Nico’s last straw

Pairing: Eros!Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

Summary:  In which Eros!Yaku is paid by Aphrodite!Nico Yazawa to set you up with  someone else, but falls in love with you along the way. Hijinks and  misunderstandings ensue.

Genre: smau, attempt at crack, fluff, angst, eventual smut

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Fun Facts!

Everyone was really sad to see Hanayo’s voice get higher in Wonderful Rush! compared to Snow Halation..

Nico has a reputation for being a liar and fake

Nico only cares about Yaku in the love club, but she chose to have the others so she could get more information on clients

Canonically, Nico wasn’t the one who told Hanayo to sing higher, but author needed a reason to explain it

no i didn’t fuck up the order wdym???

Notes: another update??? i’ve been listening to different snow halation mixes and got reminded about how much i missed hanayo’s old todokete in her solo mix :’) i talk about the girls way too much but i promise they play a big part into this and so does MC simping over Nico.... also nico isn’t this bad canonically im sorry akjhfsjdbf also yes i headcanon Kenma as aroace enby ♥️

Taglist: @yikes-buddy @kaaidalupita @yhellowchildren  @tsukkx @solemnmoongirl @h11mpaul @jiminscarmex​

[sharkusa]

HEDONE|| βʹ ➸  Atsumu’s horny license

Pairing: Eros!Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

Summary:  In which Eros!Yaku is paid by Aphrodite!Nico Yazawa to set you up with  someone else, but falls in love with you along the way. Hijinks and  misunderstandings ensue.

Genre: smau, attempt at crack, fluff, angst, eventual smut

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Fun Facts!

Atsumu is an Eli stan and is determined to shoot his shot with her. He even bought the full Eli mix of most of the songs

Y/N is treated as the twin’s little sister, so it’s hard for Osamu to say no to her for anything

Atsumu was also actually sad Kiyoomi said his edit didn’t look that good

notes: i’m alive i promise ksjnfbkdnbf i just procrastinate so rn im putting off school work even tho its all due wednesday </3 love that for me! i have like 2 new SMAU ideas, a series i’m going to try to get done by halloween, and a smut for atsumu i wrote because i hate online classes... ozzy get her priorities straight challenge: failed! I promise to be more active tho now that i’m pretty motivated!

Taglist: @yikes-buddy @kaaidalupita @yhellowchildren  @tsukkx @solemnmoongirl  @h11mpaul @jiminscarmex​

[sharkusa]

finally... pleased with my theme! i’m very used to have a dark theme but whew this all star festival and the Ai card... I’m in love 🥰🥰🥰

Also! i’ve added a proper taglist form.... I have work to do for my classes but here i am putting it off for my theme 😭😭😭

[sharkusa]

HEDONE ||αʹ   ➸  Why are you booing me? I’m Right.

Pairing: Eros!Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

Summary:  In which Eros!Yaku is paid by Aphrodite!Nico Yazawa to set you up with  someone else, but falls in love with you along the way. Hijinks and  misunderstandings ensue.

Genre: smau, attempt at crack, fluff, angst, eventual smut

A/N: hehehehe im here and ready to push my love live agenda,,, ignore timestamps as usual and enjoy my attempt at humor 😔

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Fun facts!

Y/N has been a fan of μ's for years, she’s introduced the rest of the sailor scouts to them and only Bokuto, Hinata, and Atsumu enjoy them.

Sakusa actually likes the subunit LILY WHITE from μ's, but he refuses to let any of them know.

They talk about idols at least twice a week ever since Osamu limited how much Y/N can talk about μ's.

Taglist: @yikes-buddy @kaaidalupita @yhellowchildren  @tsukkx​ @solemnmoongirl

[sharkusa]

Mental health >>>> everything >:( take care of yourself bubs🤍

thank you i appreciate you ♥️🥺🥺 i’ll still try to get back to hedone as soon as i can

[sharkusa]

HEDONE || APHRODITE’S LOVE CLUB

Pairing: Eros!Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

Summary: In which Eros!Yaku is paid by Aphrodite!Nico Yazawa to set you up with someone else, but falls in love with you along the way. Hijinks and misunderstandings ensue.

Genre: smau, attempt at crack, fluff, angst, eventual smut

a/n: yaku is an archer in this au i am so sorry how does he balance vb, matchmaking, AND archery??? idk but its convenient to the plot ahaha

FunFacts!

- Yaku works with Nico because she confessed and he felt bad when he rejected her, so he offered to help out with her matchmaking business

- The other 3rd years + kenma have no idea as to why Yaku would help Nico, but because of rumors they stick around to make sure Yaku doesn't get hurt

- Nico has been known to be extremely toxic and try to sabotage competitions so that µ's could win. This has caused several fight throughout the year.

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Taglist: @yikes-buddy @kaaidalupita @yhellowchildren  @tsukkx​  

[sharkusa]

HEDONE || YOUR SAILOR SCOUTS

Pairing: Eros!Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

Summary: In which Eros!Yaku is paid by Aphrodite!Nico Yazawa to set you up with someone else, but falls in love with you along the way. Hijinks and misunderstandings ensue.

Genre: smau, attempt at crack, fluff, angst, eventual smut

A/N: hhhh first smau,, heres the squad i wish i knew why i chose sailor scouts but like,,, it works it works ig hinata is chibi sailor bc there are only 5 sailor scouts ;;

FunFacts!

- Y/N met Osamu first and considers him her best friend, hence why Osamu is 2/5

- Atsumu is 5/5 because the rest if the scouts loves to tease him

- Sakusa hates his twitter handle because weasels have so many germs and its a pun on his school name, but endures it because it makes Y/N happy.

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Taglist: @yikes-buddy​ @kaaidalupita @yhellowchildren  @tsukkx​

[sharkusa]

revamped this blog for a future haikyuu smau 👀 i haven't written in a damn minute and everything i have planned is for the horny people

[sharkusa]

SMAU Masterlist

Hedone; Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

        Pairing: Yaku x reader, slight lev x reader

        Genre: smau, attempt at crack, fluff, angst, eventual smut

more to be added

[sharkusa]

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