#hirngespinst

[miraclerust]

Doflamingo: *tries everything to get a crumb of Croc's attention, sick obsession, sends expensive gifts, would burn down an entire island so the piled up corpses spell "MARRY ME WANI"*

Crocodile: fuck off, flamingo

Rosinante: hi Crocodi- *trips & falls down stairs*

Crocodile: ...hey, you free tonight?

[sehnsuchtsrauschen]

vielleicht ist nicht immer alles gut

vielleicht ist nicht immer alles gut

manches wirklich kompliziert

doch träume

ob als hirngespinst

oder ganz realistisch

hab ich immer nur

mit dir 

© jmn 2018

[miraclerust]

Law imprinted so hard on Cora that he's naturally drawn to any pathetic blond with a nicotine addiction and motherly qualities (Sanji)

[miraclerust]

I have such a soft spot for dofuwani that first met as kids. little Doffy accidentally stumbling into teen Croc and IMMEDIATELY developing the biggest puppy crush. who is this pretty lady? man? doesn't matter, they are beautiful and he is smitten.

he trails after Croc like a little lost duckling - much to his annoyance. no matter how many times he berates that stupid kid, he won't listen. Doffy brings him flowers. cigars. does he want him to bring somebody's head on a platter? he can do that, doesn't matter!

he's so caught up in his crush that he even does a cute little marriage proposal and all Croc does is laugh at him because it's too childish. "let's talk about it once you're older, kid" is all he says. they'll never see each other again, Croc thinks. (how wrong that was...)

years down the line they see each other again as shichibukai. and Doffy has never forgotten that marriage proposal. (Croc has always been on his mind, all these years) and now that he's more than grown (a good 50 cm taller than Croc) he's ready to fulfill that promise~

[miraclerust]

Crocodile: girlboss

Mihawk: malewife

Buggy: babygirl

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when Rosi joins his crew after many years, Doffy's trying to catch up on all things he missed out on

so tall and already in his mid 20s, yet Doffy still treats Rosinante as if he's still a helpless little child-

wipes his mouth clean during lunch ("Rosi, you eat like a pig")

rights his clothes ("Rosi, you can't even dress yourself without me")

looks over his shoulder ("Rosi, don't fall behind, follow me")

sighs when he trips and falls ("Rosi, you need to be more careful")

puts his make-up on ("Rosi, you will always smile for me, yes?")

makes sure he is obedient ("Rosi, you know big brother is always right")

[miraclerust]

no but the Cora & Sanji similarities tho...two pathetic chain-smoking blonds with older (abusive) siblings and milf-qualities + heart/love theme...

(add that on top of Law and Sanji both being from the north blue hhhh)

[miraclerust]

Marine training and all these years apart did nothing to steel Rosi's heart

he tells himself that Doffy is evil, that he's too far gone to be saved, that he isn't to be trusted, a ticking time bomb, that he needs to be brought down for all his wrongdoings and atone-

and yet…

he just can't bring himself to truly hate his big brother

these childhood memories of huddling for warmth together, of sharing moldy food they found in the garbage, of running away from the angry masses-

there was a time he put Doffy on a pedestal higher than anyone else

yes, he is a monster in human disguise yes, he needs to be stopped yes, it's Rosi's purpose to keep his brother in check

but he still holds this memory of his protective, loving big brother in his heart still has hopes that he is buried inside somewhere in that fearsome beast

the fact that Doffy shows him that same old kindness at times, that same old wish to protect his little brother from harm, a glint of the past when they were still close-

it's enough to burn down the last little fence around Rosi's heart

he knows he could never shoot Doffy