I said I wouldn’t but the hits keep coming, so here is a (hopefully) short bitch list.
* My dog locked me out of my house this weekend and I had to spend an hour and a half in the Florida sun getting burned
* My pipes were backing sewage up into my bathtub every time I washed the dishes
* I stepped on a bee, stinging myself and, tragically, killing the bee
* Have an infection that will not go away and has so far cost me over $400 in appointments and meds that haven’t worked
* The post office lost hundreds of bucks worth of Snap Crackle Pop books I’d printed from my last convention, so I’ll have to spend hundreds more if I want to have any to sell at my next convention
* UPS lost a package that my friend spent almost a year putting together for me
* My car is shaking and making funny sounds, and I just spent over $500 on that bitch to get it Florida legal, not to mention $550 insurance
* My water heater just broke
* My ex just called to tell me that my cat died
I will add that I am still awesome, Pretzel is totally keeping me in a good mood, and I still look gorgeous. But you know. Not ridiculously good luck.