#hobbit stuff

[filiandkiliaremyhomeboys]

On the one hand I totally get why Smeagol would try to eat Bilbo, my mans has not missed a meal and been frolicking in flowers and shit, free range six meal a day and looking like a SNACK

[durincrafts]

My new pocket-watch

Bagend door style

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Thoughts from the experience of Somehow Always Having a Basement Apartment are that there's always that one sibling in hobbit families who's the cryptid gremlin with no sense of time because their room is the one with no light coming in.

Andwise Boffin stays up too late smoking his southfarthing and reading a copy of one of Bilbo's books. Leaves his room during afternoon tea wearing his mother's quilt to raid the pantry of a string of sausages, seven wheels of cheese, three loaves of bread, and then disappears. He reemerges the next day during elevensies because he's just woken up but no one can tell the difference. He's carved several wooden figurines of Bill the Pony. Every time someone checks in on him, though, he's asleep.

[dimdiamond]

4, 8, 14!

Thanks for asking friend 💗

4. Hobbiton or Tookland?

Probably Hobbiton, it would be quitter than Tookland!

8. The hobbit that you most identify yourself with?

No jokes here, I really identity with Bilbo! He wants to go for adventure but at the same time stay at the familiarity of home. I have my Sackvilles to deal with (especially since they still don't agree with my father's choice of wife and the house thing, no, I'm not kidding). I don't like unexpected visitors and I can be very sassy.

14. Your favorite hobbit poems/songs?

So many good ones really! I'll go with "I sit beside the fire and think", the song Bilbo sang next to Frodo at Rivendell after giving him the mithril shirt (prepare the tissues):

I sit beside the fire and think

of all that I have seen

of meadow-flowers and butterflies

in summers that have been;

 

Of yellow leaves and gossamer

in autumns that there were,

with morning mist and silver sun

and wind upon my hair.

 

I sit beside the fire and think

of how the world will be

when winter comes without a spring

that I shall ever see.

 

For still there are so many things

that I have never seen:

in every wood in every spring

there is a different green.

 

I sit beside the fire and think

of people long ago

and people who will see a world

that I shall never know.

 

But all the while I sit and think

of times there were before,

I listen for returning feet

and voices at the door.

[turntoaidan-blog]

I move and shake

[mylittledragonhoard]

After watching all these Thor trailers, all I can wonder is if Fili and Kili have their own version of “Get Help”.

[filiandkiliaremyhomeboys]

punker hobbits on a makeshift stage out behind the Green Dragon, shouting "NAZGUL PUNKS, NAZGUL PUNKS, NAZGUL PUNKS, FUCK OFF!!!"

[filiandkiliaremyhomeboys]

Why aren't there any free online hobbit dress up games im 29 years old and id love an old fashioned dress up flash game with hobbits