#hobo peter

[loch-naessy]

[incorrect-spiderverse-blog]

Peter B, mumbling to himself: Da da da da *snap snap*

Peter B, slightly louder and joined by Miles: Da da da da *Snap snap*

Peni and Gwen joining in: Da da da da, Da da da da, Da da da da *Snap Snap*

Spider ham, literally breaking the door down and singing off key: THEY’RE CREEPY AND THEY’RE COOKY-

[no-need-to-quote-me-on-this]

Doc Ock: Y'all ready to DIE!?

Peter B. Parker: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.

[rockabelle]

Okay, please tell me that Eddie Brock (Tom Hardy)/Peter B. Parker is a thing? Because just imagine those two human disasters together. Plus Venom. It would be amazing.

This is the crossover we all deserve.

[r2d2-bih]

anime t shirt guy holding an opened box of frozen dino shaped chicken nuggets while standing in the parking lot has strong hobo peter parker vibes

[sunshine-daisys]

The b in Peter b Parker stands for bust down thotiana

[larva-humana-art]

a series of hobo peters from the spiderverse movie 

why is he losing his clothes? you ask

bc i’m thirsty that’s why

[dovieandi]

Hey Charlie it’s me! Your favorite and friendly neighborhood webslinger Peter B. Parker, but I would say the B stands for 🅱️ at this rate. Either way, I’m glad to hear you are well and hoped maybe we could go get some greasy burgers together sometime. After all, I can’t have a fantastic day without you in it you know? Or do you want bread instead? Because I could totally do that you know because I would love to do that since I love you. Either way, I hope you write back soon! Love, Peter

hello my love! i’m always down for a good burger, especially with you. i know we have leftover pizza in the fridge too. being with you makes all my days spectacular, and i love you too.