#hobosexual

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[lexiiscorect]

and if i said hobo!patrick turns his boxers inside out when he can’t get to a laundry mat? or discreetly steals your underwear after you hookup and wears them. thong or not. (one cause free underwear two cause it’s you … duh)

ok that’s all 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[amymbona]

Bro I crave me some hobosexual patrick !! aaaa

-🎶 (if not taken)

I'm not too familiar with the term hobosexual to be honest but did some googling haha, hopefully it's what you hoped for :D

You two probably met in the most casual of ways. You're a waitress at some pub, relatively young, hoping to earn enough money to afford living in your little apartment. A kind smile on your face, wishing every customer a wonderful day, Patrick couldn't get his eyes off of you. You were waltzing around the pub in your tiny skirt, bringing him one beer after another, and the more his eyes trailed over your body, the more he wanted you.

He waited there until the closing hours, smirking upon noticing you were the last two people in there. When you finally approached him again to introduce yourself, Patrick bent you over the table and gave you the first taste of his dick. You loved it so much that all thoughts of safety evaporated from your brain, and the next morning, you woke up with a heavy arm around your waist. Your bedsheets smelled like alcohol after the eventful night and when Patrick told you how his place is total mess that he doesn't dare invite you there (managing to push out a tear as well and obviously lying, considering his only home was his car), your heart swelled with pity. Life is so unfair.

So you began inviting Patrick over to your place, obviously under the impression that you're only doing it for the fucks, that Patrick's place is so messy and that the heating doesn't work so it's better to fuck at yours. And does Patrick love your warm, kind pussy. But what he loves even more is your childish naivity, the way you believe every word he says and care for him as if he still wasn't a stranger to you. He doesn't try to change your mind about anything though, enjoying all of what you're willing to provide.

[the-blueprint]

[flopxp]

carmilla (1871) by joseph sheridan le fanu

lesbian vampire love bombs local girls into a close friendship that turns into a situationship so she has a place to stay and eat.

lowkey spoilers ahead if you care

i think one of the main reasons i like this story is because of the vampire element. ive been on my vampire loving behavior for about a year now and what can i say.... im like a fang banger. i like how its one of the earliest books about vampires and its about a woman!!!!!! you already are going into it knowing vampires will be in it but listening to the classic vamp signs before you know is a little thrilling.

young beautiful woman with an alluring voice —> classic vampire beauty

shes able to charm, entice, AND get people to lower their defenses —> glamouring

disease reeking havoc on the villages —> okay lestat de lioncourt and the blood drying up disease.

gay —> omg we get it you drink blood.

now the other part i love is obviously the tension between two women. again..... do i think the author was trying to say that godless lesbians are preying on unassuming innocent christian girls and draining them?.... yeah maybe :// did i also find it extremely hot when she claimed her and got excited to see her..... hell yeah.

maybe my girl was just real hungry and saw a big juicy steak in front of her or maybe she was lowkey in love..... but she was telling all the local girls that so maybe she just saw a steak ://

not my proudest moment:

it is a 3 hour long audiobook. i took 6 hours and 53 minutes.... i was listening to it before bed and slept through 2 hours! I also would get distracted and have to go back 7 minutes to lock in and understand ONE long ass sentence.

[coochiequeens]

Ladies before a man with a sob story asks to move in know the laws concerning tenancy or even common law marriage.

[blackgirlsreverything]

It’s the time of the year for hobosexuals. Be careful.

[9private-rant0291]

Hobosexuals are pathetic esp if its the men who make the woman fall in love with them to get

A Warm Bed

A Warm Meal

Heaven Between Our Legs

Get your own homes or stay in homeless shelters your not wanted in our clean house/appartment . We care about cleanlines, orginization and our space , disgusting cockroaches in human bodies . Drizzle drizzle wont work you all will just die out or be on the wall Theres many of you and dusties who love to get a home etc then bite the hand that feeds em by abusing the owner .

Best bet is on streets gonna settle with menz who fail and flail . Thinking about using leftover dollars etc to go abroad finding ladies to prey on ...most dont want or need a broken toy except pickme girls and Fat insecure people

Your gonna settle and were opting out any comment about this including your logic its gonna be on deafs ear including your pickmisha choices and barb the builder . Got no time or joy to reply to dusty losers who hate on basically anything and everything about using women to their advantage them calling themselves "Leaders , Protectors,Providers etc etc"

Shame on you and gosh dam XD yall think with your dicks! No sensable leader Thinks with Their Dicks but the ego exist if said leader gets their egos bruised easily they start things others dont wanna be involved with (examples:conflicts , wars, bankrupcy and more)