I'm so Langdonpilled can I ask for Frank/male reader where reader is on the Penguins and also the first person he's seeing after a divorce
I'm so fucking hyped about the win on Sunday that I'm writing this although there are 10 asks that I should be getting to before this :P
Pittsburgh love story
To clarify, I do not condone team USA's actions regarding Trump. Both the Mens team and Womens team did absolutely incredible this year, and deserve to be praised, on one end, Aerin Frankel (My fucking BELOVED) Had a record breaking run as goalie, and the entire womens team broke records regarding their defense, and the Mens had an incredible game which brought back the Olympic gold after the USA not winning for 46 years, since the Miricle on Ice (lowkey great movie).
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You first meet at one of your games
It's Frank's weekend with the kids, and he's gotten them seats next to the tunnel, a few rows away from the ice
You give one of your broken sticks to his kids, one half to each, and visibly check him out
He's left blushing for the next month
You actually get to know each other at the Pitt, when you have to come into the ER to get an XRay for a missing tooth
You guys get talking about the season while he gives you a check up
He mentions his kids and how you have them your stick and you tell him 'of course you remember, how could you forget a pretty face like his?'
This is while Robby is away, so Al Hashemi clocks his crush instantly
Even though you're theoretically a simple patient, she pushes him to check in on you more than necessary
She takes some patients off of his roster so that he can spend more time with you
Eventually you give him your number and tell him to tell you whenever he has time off and has his kids so you can send tickets
Or when he has time off without his kids, so that you can go on a date
Once you guys are dating, his kids become bigger hockey fans than him
They know to cheer for you and Sidney Crosby, and boo for any other team
He also eventually moves in with you, you say so that he can save up and pay off his rehab bills, but it's really just because you guys love waking up together
He loves tracing your muscles and muttering the names of each one
He can't help it, they're so defined!
Every time you get bruised or high sticked he fusses over you like you're on the brink of death
You can't complain about the special treatment though
He comes into work with a Pittsburgh Penguins hat every single day
It becomes his nickname from Santos
The only people who know you're dating outside of families are Dana and Al Hashemi, and he never even told them
He did tell Donnie because that's his new Best Friend
Frank isn't too worried about being kept a secret at this point in his life
He's more worried about your safety in locker rooms and on ice, and as long as he has his family, Dana, and Donnie behind his back, he feels like he can face anything
Whenever you want to come out he's behind your back 1000%
note: hope you all enjoy. requested by anon: 'can you please do a fic where gavi is dating a new pwhler and it's super cool bcz they're two of the best in their sport? maybe she's born in barcelona and they're dating for a while.' make sure to follow me for more fics like this! feel free to send in requests (check out my rules). my spanish is mid at best, but i did use google translate for the catalan (and some of the spanish) bcz i'm very bad at it- or i just wrote [translated] if i didn't trust google
pairing: gavi x (not really secret) girlfriend!reader, toronto sceptres!player reader, catalonian!reader.
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youruser:
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youruser: from waking up at 5am for practice, to flying halfway across the world for the sport, to signing my first professional contract. i have no words, beyond grateful for everything. thank you to the spanish ice hockey federation, hockey canada, my parents, and siblings for everything. let's go sceptres 💙💛
renatafast: i'm still screaming-
-> darylwatts: can confirm. i think i've blown out an eardrum
-> youruser: ilysm <3 can't wait to see you guys again!!
user: omg my fav player is coming to play for my fav team !!
user: I'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE BUT I'VE DECIDED TO BE HER BIGGEST FAN
-> user: you'll have to fight me for it
hockeycanada: congratulations! can't wait to see you repping the blue and gold!
user: idk how i feel about this-
-> user: what?
-> user: like... why not wait for the draft in a few months? what's the point of signing early?
-> user: maybe she felt like it
pablogavi: vamoss 💙💛
-> youruser: 🩷🩷
pedri: felicidades!
-> youruser: gràcies!!
ferminlopez: ayyyy i better find you repping the blue and red, even if you're across an ocean [translated from spanish: see original?]
-> youruser: not to worry! home is barca always [tranlated from catalan: see original?]
user: ummm why are there so many soccer players here??
-> user: footballers*
-> user: shut up
-> user: she's born in barcelona and lives there part-time. i assume she's a fan of the team and been following along. since some of them are the same age i guess they became friends 🤷♀️
-> user: nooo that is not why- she is dating gavi on barca for many years now
-> user: don't lie to me
-> user: i swear! she is always at the games in his jersey, and a lot of times they go to each other's matches
user: omg can't wait to see you in toronto again queen!
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pablogavi has posted on his story!
[ captioned in spanish ] congratulations my love 💙 see you in toronto!
youruser reposted a story.
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youruser & pablogavi
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youruser: meu amor por la vida 🩷🩷 my love for life
comments have been limited
pablogavi: mi amor ❤️ te queiro
-> youruser: t'estimo ❤️❤️
user: i'm actually so jealous of them both- they're so perfect for each other
emmamaltais17: ahh my favourites
-> youruser: 💋💋
user: never expected this but i freaking love it so much
user: hottest couple in sports frr
user: the way they're literally trending everywhere- ohh mom and dad are the best to ever do it
Hello! I was wondering if I could request a Poly!plastic x reader where the reader is a hockey player at northsore and its hockey szn so every player on the team has to where a suit for a big game coming up but the plastics think reader looks so fucking hot in the suit and might pull them away for a quick make out sesh 🌝 because who would let there girlfriend walk around looking that good without doing something 🤭
Time to Shine part 1
part 2 ||
|| poly!plastics x genderfluid!reader
|| Warnings; public make out session, flirting, pretty Regina focused, hinted at sex, swearing, short drabble, light smut
|| Summary; when reader shows up at school after practice in a suit, they're meet with three needy girlfriends.
Requests open!
Started; october 28th
Finished; october 28th
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Hockey season. You were hyped, you'd been waiting all year for this. This was your time to shine. When you came into school that afternoon wearing a suit after some practice before a big game, your girlfriends nearly lost it. They'd never seen you in a suit before and they definitely weren't complaining. Regina was the first to speak up about it when they walked over to you.
"Jesus Christ, come here." She practically purred, you swore there was more desire in her eyes than normal. Which made you smirk a little.
"What was that?" You couldn't help but tease your favourite blonde.
"Mama, you're going to come to school dressed like that and expect us not to drool? You're like- the definition of fetch right now." Gretchen couldn't take her eyes off you. You laughed a little and looked to Karen, whose eyes were wide and her mouth open.
"Sorry did you say something?" She blinked after a moment, Regina rolled her eyes.
"Don't make me repeat myself." You looked to Regina, whose eyes were now narrowed at you and you grinned. Easily moving closer to her. She grabbed you by the collar of your suit and dragged you to the closest bathroom. The other two following eagerly behind.
When you got there, Regina shoved you into a stall and down onto the toilet before straddling your lap. Her hands cupped your cheeks as she caught your lips in a desperate, needy kiss.
Gretchen and Karen followed after; the four of you cramped up in one stall. While Regina kissed you, Gretchen and Karen kept themselves occupied with each other. Lips moving in sync. Luckily the bathroom happened to be empty, so nobody could hear the soft grunts and moans they made. Regina's hands went to your suit, working to pull it away from your shoulder and leave you in the button up. She broke the kiss, biting your lower lip to get a gasp out of you. Your eyes were already clouded over with desire.
"Fuck you're so hot in red.." Regina muttered, taking in the sight of your red button up. You grinned at her and leaned back.
"I look better without it." If she was going to flirt with you, you were going to flirt right back. She matched your grin and started getting the buttons undone, kissing at your neck. Gretchen came over and leaned up against Regina's back, giving you a deep kiss while Karen kissed at Gretchen's neck. More little moans echoed off the stall. How nobody could hear you you didn't know, you were just grateful the halls seemed to be empty.
The four of you only stopped because of the bell ringing, knowing that the bathrooms get pretty filled during transition times. Regina glared towards the ceiling, she really hated that bell.
"Fuck." She muttered, she looked to you and pointed her finger on your chest," you better keep that on tonight."
"Yes, ma'am." You gave her a joking salute, which got a laugh out of Karen. Knowing you were definitely in for a night.
Oscar Piastri x Male!Hockey Player!Readerx Lily Zneimer
You guys met for a promo thing when they were in Canada for the Montreal GP
While you taught Oscar to skate he very frequently fell, leading to you helping him up time and time again
And to him starting to fall intentionally, just to feel your flexed muscles
When you saw him again at your game you were surprised to see him with a girl
You had been quite sure he had been flirting with you earlier
But when she started flirting with you infront of Oscar, you figured it was free game
Needless to say you ended up in their bed that night
Going forward they often lamented that all your games were in North America, while they were generally in Europe
They always watch your games though
Even when they start at around 1 am *
Throughout the entire game they spam your group chat with pictures of the TV they got to get better quality views of you playing
You can always see when they fall asleep from when the messages fall off, and typos begin to skyrocket
In the little time they get to spend with you in the off season that you're not training they're all over you
They love watching you work out in Oscar's home gym
They bring in popcorn sometimes and catcall you
You eventually manage to teach them both how to skate, but they always prefer to be on the sidelines
Unless of course you're willing to always help them up when they 'fall'
*Extra :)
"I'm home"
As you entered Oscar's Monaco flat you were overwhelmed by the smell, a home cooked meal, most likely from Lily. While it was a sweet thought, you hadn't exactly expected them to be up to greet you when you landed at 3 in the morning.
As you crept through the flat, turning off any lights left on as you passed you noticed the TV still playing ESPN. When you entered the living room, you were greeted by the best sight you could have wanted after being away from home for months.
Oscar was laying on his back, head tilted to the screen and his arms wrapped around Lily. Lily was laying on her stomach with her head pressed against Oscar's chest, subconsciously nuzzling her head into his chest. Infront of them there were bowls of pasta and salad, now cold from sitting out. You couldn't help but smile at the sight they made, curled up on the couch, waiting for you to return home to them.
Trying not to disturb them, you packed away the left out food to be reheated another day, and brought your luggage to your bedroom. As you returned, and turned off the TV, Lily stirred, blinking up towards your looming figure.
"Y/N?"
"Hey sleeping beauty, how'd you sleep?"
Soft mumbles were all that escaped Lily's mouth the second time around, but you managed to get her to stand and slowly walk along while you carried the dead-asleep Oscar to bed. As the three of you settled into bed, the both of them naturally curled into your chest and Lily fell back asleep instantly, leaving you to lay there, wondering how you got so lucky to have your two Wags.
It’s pep rally time and the hockey team as to wear the team jackets but the readers is a bit to small so everytime they raise their arms the hoodie lifts and shows their stomach but that wasn’t a problem as long as the reader wore a shirt under it, but the reader was in a rush this morning and decided not to wear a shirt so bout time it’s pep rally time reader is nervous but as long as they don't lift their arms their fine right? Wrong the team has to lift their arms in celebration for their next big game so the school gets flashed with the readers abs and happy trail, and the plastics absolutely goobsmacked and their definitely pulling the reader off for a make out sesh
The Trance
|| poly!plastics x hockey!nonbinary!reader
|| Warnings; light smut, make out session, reader receiving, happy trail mentions, light swearing, the plastics simping over reader, sort of public make out session?, little dialogue, kinda short drabble
|| Summary; come pep rally time, the stands get a little accidental show from reader. And their girlfriends definitely don't mind.
Requests open!
Started; November 9th
Finished; November 10th
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This morning had you pretty rushed. You'd woken up a little later than you'd wanted to, just grabbing clothes without thinking. You were on NorthShore's co-ed hockey team. And there was a pep rally today where your team was expected to hang out in the gym. Watch the cheerleaders and listen to people cheer you on before the big game tomorrow. Your team was to wear their team hoodies, that were each customized to your last name and jersey number on the back. It was probably your favourite hoodie that you owned, though it was a little small on you.
Until you could get one that fit properly, your coach suggested that you just wear a shirt underneath. Which was fine by you. Only... in your rush you'd forgotten that undershirt. Just throwing on the hoodie and some black shorts before running out the door. Praying you caught the bus.
Come time of the pep rally, a lot of people were gathered in the gym. Just cheering and vibing to the music from the cheerleaders' dance routine. Your team stood off to the side, close to the wall as the cheerleaders had the floor. The guys on the team were grinning like idiots, nudging and whispering to each other. You rolled your eyes as you overheard them. A sigh leaving your lips.
After the cheerleaders, your coach gave your team a speech. Saying how he was proud of you guys for getting this far and that no matter what happens tomorrow, it won't change how awesome he thinks his team is. You guys all cheered at that, throwing your fists into the air and being all around rowdy. When you threw your fists in the air.. you didn't notice how your hoodie rode up a little. Revealing your abs and happy trail to the stands. Honestly a lot of people didn't notice. But your girlfriends? Whose eyes hadn't left you since this whole thing started... absolutely did notice. Karen was practically drooling.
When the rally was over, they marched right up to you and dragged you to the lockers after everyone else had left them. Regina's grip was tight on your hoodie as she pulled you along. Leaving you confused, unsure of what promoted their sudden desire.
In the locker room, Regina pushed you up against the door and smirked. Eyes trailing your body. "Hoodie off. Now." She left no room for arguments, not that you would have anyways. Your hoodie came off pretty quickly. Falling to the floor at your feet. All three of them couldn't help but just stare, Regina was the first to break out of the trance. Pulling you into a bruising kiss as her teeth grazed your bottom lip. You moaned at the feeling, reaching out to her hips and making her feel flush against you. Gretchen came up to your other side, trailing kisses along your neck as her hand rested against your abs. Brushing the skin there with a smile on her lips that you could feel against your skin. Sending a shiver down your spine. Karen took the longest to regain focus, blinking several times before coming up to your other side. Doing similarly as Gretchen. Lips moving against your neck and down to your chest. Soft whimpers left your lips as Regina parted the kiss. Hand coming up to grip your chin, making you look into her eyes again.
"You're so fucking hot..." She muttered, kissing you again as her hand slipped into your shorts. Your girlfriends clearly weren't in a rush to leave the locker room anytime soon. But, neither were you. You loved when all three had their attention on you.
Spotted this post about "hockeypicking" for HR fanfic and just want to point to all the experienced hockey fans in the reblogs for the post who are happy to do this for any writers! And I'm happy to as well -- if you'd like your hockey to read a little more accurately, or want suggestions for what characters could say about a game or a player, I'm happy to be a 'hockey reader' or 'hockeypicker' and look over short scenes* or send a few thoughts your way. Feel free to DM me! 💙
Even once you've started following hockey for a bit it's easy to miss stuff -- just went back and updated a fic from early fan days where we had a handshake line in a regular season game (oops!).
Of course, just because you're writing in a sports universe (or any real-world-inspired universe) doesn't mean you have to give a fuck about accuracy, this is fiction, we can do whatever we want, throw some dragons in there or have them ritually spank each other with their sticks before the ga- oh sorry, that second one is real, actually. Shout out Washington Capitals.
*for fics compliant with 'no archive warnings apply'