Have you ever written to Luigi? I feel like you guys would have interesting conversations.
Lol nope and while everyone keeps telling me that:
1. I'd never write to him to have a conversation/receive a reply.
2. I can't even write about what I'd really like to have convos with him:
- discussing his case and motions (as in, from a purely legal standpoint & not about whether/how he did It™. As I'm sure that by know he's gained a pretty solid understanding of the legal system)
- talking about our deep connection of being... the OG Joel haters in this community ✊😔 Just talking sh*t about that hoe with him :/
Der Strukturenrealismus als neuer Ansatz für die kognitiven Neurowissenschaften
Der hier veröffentlichte Essay “Bewusstsein aus Metastrukturen” von Herrn Dr. Wolfgang Stegemann stammt von seiner gleichnamigen Webseite “dr-stegemann.de“, auf welcher er versucht eine “Systemtheorie des Menschen” unter dem Gesichtspunkt der “biologischen Selbstorganisation von Leben” zu entwickeln.
Ich hatte das…
A/N: Hi anon, I hope you had a better morning than I did because honestly never again. (Jk I NEED a drink after this week) Now, I can't really write soft fluffy smut so this is a little rough. NOT AS NASTY AS CHRIS, but I'm nasty so this might be a lil nasty your call. Also, I might have to post Ericks on Saturday because I am in school and I do have a paper and quiz tomorrow but I'm over here being nasty. I am pushing through for Hoel so please pray for my GPA fkdjfksdfj.
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Warnings: 18+, dont have sex before marriage sinners.
I was on my third drink of red label mixed with coke feeling the alcohol run through my veins. Joel was forced to go to the most dreadful dinner party and dragged me along with him. I silently entertained myself with a secret drinking game, of taking a huge sip of my drink every time I heard a fake laugh or someone would share their life story with me. At first, the red label burned going down my throat but the more I drank the less I felt the burn. I felt as if I could drink straight vodka at this point and there would be no need for a chaser. The more I drank, the more the room spun and everything made me giggle. Joel noticed that I was drunk when he caught me giggling to people leaving and entering the bathroom.
“Babe, what's so funny?” He asked as he gripped my waist and kissed my cheek
“I bet that bathroom is really nice.” I giggled as I leaned against him
“Yea it probably is, this is a fancy place.” He chuckled
“I bet its really big in there,” I added as I turned my head to look at him
“Probably there's a lot of people here. But I still don't get what's so funny.” Joel innocently stated smiling down at me
“Joel…” I smiled finding his innocent mind to be so adorable
“Y/N…?” Joel mimicked as he shook his head confused
“Babe” I grinned “Let me explain.”
I grabbed his hand and led him to the bathroom after someone left. I quickly locked the door and pushed him against it. My lips crashed into his as my arms wrapped around his neck. His hands held onto my waist as he kissed me back. I moved my lips to his jaw softly tugging at his lightly stubbled skin. He let out a soft groan as my lips made their way to his neck landing on his sensitive spot. Joel's hands sunk further down my body as they gently squeezed my ass and grabbed my thighs picking me up. I jumped a little, wrapping my legs around his waist as I continued to kiss his neck. Joel placed me on the bathroom counter and kissed my neck. He landed directly on my sweet spot sending electricity to my core.
I bucked my hips and moaned out, craving more.
“Joel...fuck me!” I whined tugging on my bottom lip.
“What if someone walks in?” He freaked out
“They'll leave! Joel papi please!” I begged sliding off the counter and getting on my knees. “Plus I locked the door so they know its occupied.”
“Babe….ughh….fucckk…” Joel moaned out as I unbuckled his pants, lifted his shirt and kissed his V line down.
Joel grabbed onto the counter as I grabbed his hardening penis and licked up his shaft. I kissed the tip coating my lips in his pre-cum and let go.
“I can continue if youd like but you seemed to have a problem fucking in here.” I teased locking eyes with him.
“Mi amor, please don't stop!” He whined
I sucked on his head and swirled my hand around his shaft. Joel let go of the counter and tugged on my hair.
“Babe…more...please” He groaned as he thrusted his hips.
I took more of him in as he began to face fuck me making my hands land on his thighs. Tears rolled down my cheeks as my core drowned in pleasure.
“Fuck you’re so hot you should look at yourself in the mirror.” Joel groaned as he hit the back of my throat.
His eyes went wide and a sly grin formed in his face when he removed himself from me and helped me up. He turned me around and bent me over the sink in one swift motion. He lifted my tight dress and smacked my ass.
“Baby, you're not wearing any underwear?” He asked amazed
“I didn't want panty lines.” I huffed out sticking my ass out “Now are you going to fuck me or not?”
“Of course,” Joel growled as he grabbed my ass and slowly inserted the tip.
My walls slowly stretched around him as he began at a slow pace.
“Babe I want you to look at yourself” Joel commanded as he tugged on my hair.
My head shot up as I locked eyes with him in the mirror.
“Oh and I’m the kinky one?” I teased as he fasted the pace.
His hands grabbed my hips and quickened the pace. I pressed my hand against the mirror as I locked eyes with my reflection. I was a moaning mess as Joel rammed in and out of me as if he had just returned home from tour.
“See how pretty you are?” Joel growled as he leaned his body down and licked the shell of my ear.
The new position had Joel hitting my g-spot each time.
“Don't stop” I begged as I tried to grab onto the flat surface.
“Not until you cum princesa” Joel grunted as my other hand smacked the counter trying to hold my body up.
A familiar knot formed in my stomach as Joel whispered sweet nothings into my ear and occasionally nibbled on my ear. My legs began to shake as I sunk into the pleasure. Joels thrusts disorganized themselves from the rhythm as my walls squeezed around him.
“Baby I'm close,” Joel grunted trying to fight from reaching the end of his own orgasm
“Me too.” I muffled between my incoherent moans
“Cum on me” Joel encouraged as I dropped my head, legs shaking and I screamed out into my sweet release.
Joel rode me out for my high and pulled out, dropping me to my knees and I opened my mouth as he came on my tongue, missing a few times hitting my cheek and forehead. I swallowed what I could and wiped the excess off on a towel. Joel picked up his pants and fixed himself in front of the mirror fixing his curls as I lowered my dress back down and ran my fingers through my hair. After the two of us fixed each other up, Joel opened the door first to be met with a grinning Christopher.
“Hey man,” Joel said nonchalantly.
“Thank God you're done. Did the two of you use a condom?” He blurted out into a full belly laugh.
“hey baby.” i smiled, biting my lip as he turned around.
“hey mi amor.” he walked towards me and gave me a peck on the lips.
i kissed him again after for a longer time.
“baby i need to finish this work out. i’ll spend some time with you after i finish.” he said softly, pushing a strand of hair behind my ear.
“okay, but can i watch you?” i asked, grinning widely.
“uh, okay?” he laughed confused.
i sat down on on bench near him as i watched as his abs flexed everytime he lifted up the weight.
...and his print.
he had gray sweatpants on, the gray outlining everything.
i was a bit horny,
well, maybe a decently sized amount of horny, and clearly joel didn’t feel the same way or even knew about the dirty thoughts running through my mind, so i decided to let him know.
i slipped a hand down my shorts, starting to pleasure myself, letting subtle but noticeable moans out in the process.
joel clearly heard me as his head shot towards me.
“if you’re gonna do that shit, do it somewhere else.” he stated, clearly annoyed.
“i think im good here.” i moaned while smirking, as playing with his buttons, and mine, was the only way to seduce him.
“leave please.” he said firmly.
i didn’t, but i started moving my fingers faster, and moaning louder.
“fuck daddy.” i whisper moaned, making joel glare at me.
he walked over to me.
“what’d you just say?” he asked, staring deep into my soul while my fingers still entertained me.
“daddy.” i moaned.
he wrapped his hand around my throat.
“i’ll show you who’s daddy.” he whispered into my ear.