#slayer memes

[ceoslayers]

Your honor, I would like you to view defense's Exhibit A:

Thank you, your honor. We move to dismiss all charges.

[metal-memes]

[formulas-fatal-to-your-mom]

[ceoslayers]

POV: It's the year 2037 and President Luigi Mangione just signed a Universal HeaIthcare Act, guaranteeing free access to healthcare to ALL Americans.

Also, you have a lot more money because paying more taxes to fund universal healthcare is a lot less than what your private insurance was. He taxes biIIionaires out of existence. All education is now free. He funds nuclear fusion - so there's no more need for oil - all wars are over. Trump is dead.

[ceoslayers]

No one ever talks about the OG Luigi fangirl... the woman brought a whole ass LADDER to see him 😭🙏

[ceoslayers]

Love it when common folk can see thru a blatant attempt at propaganda because they know what is really up 😌

I mean, have y'all seen the way Trump looked at Mamdani..?? One letter from Luigi and suddenly this MAGA podcaster who hated him is now smitten with him. Trump would pardon him on the spot if he got to meet him. Or just someone tell trump that UHC CEO was a democrat and that Luigi is his fan - that's why Biden's admin framed him 😌↕

[ceoslayers]

“If a person hates Luigi Mangione, it begins to show on the face. And when that person hates Luigi every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who supports Luigi Mangione cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose, a crooked mouth, a double chin, and stick-out teeth, but if you think Luigi did nothing wrong, it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”

[ceoslayers]

UnitedHealth execs inside Hilton Hotel conference room seeing UHC CEO get shot dead and then choosing to continue with their annual parasitic bean-counter convention like nothing happened. 😭