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*Potion Explodes*

James: Are we dead?

Sirius: I’m not. But if you are, can I have the six thousand, two hundred and eighteen galleons you have in your rainy day fund?

James: How do you know exactly how much money I have in there?

Sirius: Wild Guess

Harry: Motherfucker.

Lily: Harry James Potter, no cursing!

Sirius: James! Your son wants you!

Lily: Sirius!

There’s a fine line between being sassy and being an asshole and I cross that line everyday

Sirius

Sirius: Moony I need some more help with charms homework, I still don’t get it.

Remus: Pads this is the third time this week. I may be able to explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.

Sirius: So is that a yes?

Dumbledore: I want you two to go undercover as a couple to stake out the room.

You should be very convincing, given that you're currently what was it? "Smooshing booties."

Remus: Great, and thank you for saying it that way. It made us both feel very comfortable.

Sirius: Sure did.

Sirius: Suppose we’re a divorced couple.

Remus: Okay.

Sirius: And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.

Remus: Padfoot....what the literal fuck?

Sirius: Wait, what are you doing?

Remus: Getting dressed.

Sirius: Why?

Remus: Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

Sirius: We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows.

Remus: What are you going on about?

Sirius: You’re hot and I want to be on top of you.

Remus: *blank face* I don’t know if I should snog you or punch you.

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