#hogwarts quote

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

*Potion Explodes*

James: Are we dead?

Sirius: I’m not. But if you are, can I have the six thousand, two hundred and eighteen galleons you have in your rainy day fund?

James: How do you know exactly how much money I have in there?

Sirius: Wild Guess

[universobianconeve]

Ravenclaw: I want to go to a cool Halloween party

Slytherin: A Ravenclaw who likes frivolous things? And then we'll be silly.

Ravenclaw: Ephemeral beauty attracts every tipe of mind, even the most wise and pure. For ephemeral beauty cities were destroyed, people killed, god were exiled.

Ravenclaw: *suspance pause*

Slytherin: ...

Ravenclaw: So fuck yes. I want to go to a cool party.

Sltherin: *sighs*

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Remus: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Sirius, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.

James: Only 90?

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

I think when someone accepts you, for the first time... you feel like you can... forgive yourself a little. You can begin to face your fears...with courage.

Remus

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

There’s a fine line between being sassy and being an asshole and I cross that line everyday

Sirius

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you’re running through it...naked

Sirius

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

I know I’m a handful. But that’s why you have two hands

Sirius

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.

Remus