Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

• Mels • 24 • Hufflepuff • She/Her •

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Severus: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Harry: If you ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

*Mischievous Planning*

Sirius: James, I think you should play the role of my father.

James: I don’t want to be your father.

Sirius: That’s perfect. You already know your lines.

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Ron: That’s one of my biggest fears.

Ron: If I ever, like, wake up as a donut…

Harry: You would eat yourself.

Ron: I wouldn’t even question it.

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Remus: The point is I don’t want you two fighting my battles for me, I need to be a strong male role model for Harry.

James: But dude that’s my job remember? When Harry gets older I teach him about sports and stuff, Sirius shows him music, and you’re in charge of the emotional crap.

Sirius: We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kids.

Remus: Our kids? We’re not married.

James: Dude we’re all a little married.

Remus: I know, I love it.

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

James: So where are you from? Heaven?

Lily: That’s right I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line.

[nixnyr-deactivated20240425]

marauders sent James to get a random cat for their prank idea but he got distracted and brought the cat to Regulus to cheer him up instead

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

*Potion Explodes*

James: Are we dead?

Sirius: I’m not. But if you are, can I have the six thousand, two hundred and eighteen galleons you have in your rainy day fund?

James: How do you know exactly how much money I have in there?

Sirius: Wild Guess

[remuslupinsweaters]

please don't scroll :(

Had to delete my other post because you could easily find my location by a building in the background (tysm for letting me know, btw!)

I feel sick to my stomach for doing this, but I truly don't have a single person to turn to. I tried contacting my father to see if he could take my cats in while I sort things out, but he said my step siblings don't like cats and he doesn't want to pick a fight with my step mother.

I couldn't raise the funds on time, and unfortunately I got evicted from my apartment a few hours ago, so now I have to somehow raise enough to pay off back-rent and find a place while I get back on my feet. My landlord's lawyer called to say he'll be taking this to court if necessary. So yeah, I'll take making a fool of myself on the internet over making my life even more miserable.

To be honest, I don't have a fucking clue how could I even get out of this, but i'll be damned if I don't try.

If you would like to help, you can do so here. Reblogs are highly appreciated as well ❤️‍🩹

[remuslupinsweaters]

Edit: April/21/2023

$3511/$4500

yikes... that's sooo much, but basically 2/3 of that are for paying off back rent :/

[thistlecatfics]

UQuiz: Which Noble House of Black cousin are you? 

All five of them are iconic. There are no bad answers. Get assigned a character and perhaps a few supportive words <3

[carrythispictureforluck]

I really was not expecting Reggie. I feel concerned.

[chace-vito]

got Narcissa and i am sobbing

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

I’m not sure who I was expecting but I got Andromeda

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Remus: I remember. You want alphagetti.

Sirius: If you remember why did you bring home dinogetti?

Remus: What difference does it make?

Sirius: You can’t spell with dinosaurs!

[that-bitch-kat3]

sometimes i wonder if i’m really a perfectionist and then i remember that i have an incredibly detailed marauders era timeline that has every full moon, prank, birthday, and any important music that was released down to the day just in case one day i want to write fanfiction for this god forsaken fandom.

(and don’t worry it’s all fact checked and accurate)

(it’s all canon compliant and anything that has canon dates is dated [plus fact checked] there but there is a lot of fanon/ headcanons too)

okay it won’t let me put this in a reply so here it is lol

Marauders Era Timeline

Marauders Era Timeline

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Amazing 🙌🏼

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Remus: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Sirius, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.

James: Only 90?

[gaiahealing-deactivated20200719]

apparently i lost followers for speaking up, so i'm gonna say it again.

racists are not welcome on my blog. anyone discriminating other human beings for their race, gender, disability or sexuality is not welcome. anyone thinking they are superior to other humans are not welcome.

thanks for unfollowing.

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

*The Marauders Scheming*

James: We need a big finish

Sirius: I can take my top off

Remus: We need a GOOD big finish

[fablefire]

HEY! LISTEN!

[broresteia]

*body slams j*r and reclaims these 5 as my own*

[miss-celestial-being]

I MADE MY FIRST UQUIZ!!!!

You can access it here

Please be nice since this is my first quiz!

Help me make another here

[thehalfbloodedwitch]

Hermione Granger

You got Hermione Granger! You are the brains of the group. You tend to have the answer to everything and you're definitely the clever one. You may not always agree with everything your friends do, but you love them and they love you.

😁😁💕

Okay let's do tags so many people do your quiz 😁

@pottahishotasf @shespeaksinsongs @elysian-i @thesecretwriter @loopy-lupinn @jeanthebeans-blog @badass-yn @littlemissnoname13 @lilmissquackson @leydileyla @fairydxll

[lilmissquackson]

I got Ceddy!!! Guess I'll be dying next year lmao 💀

npt: @dracodear @kazscrow

[nottluvr-deactivated20221011]

thanks for the tag !!

Draco Malfoy

You got Draco Malfoy! You are a powerful person, both in school/work and in public. You have a voice and you use it with all your might. You're not always the nicest, but around the people you love -or rather like- you're fun to be around.

why is this so accurate lowkey im-

no pressure tags: @manddor @scandalous-chaos @clarrissanewt @pottahishotasf @lady-of-love-beauty-and-death @drayart @gemma-collins-ily + anyone who wants to do it <3

[pottahishotasf]

AWWW THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @thehalfbloodedwitch & @kazscrow ILY<3333 this is soo cutteeee I got-

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NO PRESSURE TAGS: @fairydxll @leydileyla @heyitsreece44 @hazelquartz + anyone who wants to join!!!!!!!

[hazelquartz]

Thank you for the tag @pottahishotasf ❤

I tag @moonliightbabes @the-romanian-is-bae @tangledcopperstrands @nojamsonmytoast 💖

[moonliightbabes]

thank you love for the tag!! @hazelquartz

no pressure tags :) : @mullthingsoverinthehotwater @gotkindabored @harrypotterandthefandomaccount @gredandforge01 @weasley-wheezy @siriusblackslut @sirius @dracosearlgreytea <333

[harrypotterandthefandomaccount]

uh oh.

thank you for the tag!

here are some more tags;

@harryspet @potter-imagines @xharrypotterimagines @evendeadlmthehero @incorrectmarauders @potterhead-slytheringirl @puffy-the-wizard-slayer @nevillelovegood

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Thanks for the tag! 😊

I tag any of my followers who are wanting to take the quiz.

Hope you’re all having a nice day/night and if not I hope it gets better soon💕